The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

Finally, after much deliberation, the ladies decided that they could not give up this opportunity.

They called Emperor Xuande over and asked him to join in the show.

The queen explained to the emperor seriously: "For our plan to make money, you will feel it carefully later."

"They will compete for your favor later. You can side with whichever side you think performs better."

Emperor Xuande looked confused: ??? Why are they doing this? They are competing for my favor. What the hell is wrong with them?

When he went to find them, these people would like to put away all the previous things in the palace. They probably hoped that he would not go.

I'm actually trying to compete for his favor today. Aren't I crazy?

Eunuch Li knew more about this matter, after all, his apprentice served the Empress.

He whispered to the emperor, "Your Majesty, it was Master Xiaolin who suggested that the ladies in the harem write storybooks to earn money. They are writing stories about palace fighting. The ladies have no experience, so they plan to perform here to get a feel for it."

Emperor Xuande: ...I know every word in this sentence, but why don’t I understand when you put them together?

As the queen clapped her hands, two gorgeously dressed concubines stumbled in.

"Your Majesty! You have to make the decision for me! She actually poisoned me!"

Another concubine also cried and said: "I didn't do that. I am innocent!"

The other concubines sitting on both sides and watching bit their lower lips and lowered their heads.

There is no other way, if they don’t do this they are really afraid of laughing themselves.

The acting skills of these two people are really bad, their facial features are all messed up.

Looking at the two concubines kneeling in front of him with their facial features flying, Emperor Xuande said: ...

He looked at the queen's face full of questions: How should I answer? How should I behave?

The queen winked at him and told him to deal with it quickly: Just answer however you want, according to your own ideas!

Emperor Xuande thought about it and decided to do it according to his own ideas.

"You said she poisoned you," Emperor Xuande said majestically, "Medicines in the palace are strictly controlled. Where did this poison come from?"

The expressions of the two concubines acting below froze: Yes, where did the poison come from? They have lived in the deep palace for so many years, they can’t get the poison.

Moreover, even if their parents' family sent them things, they had to go through layers of inspection. The things they sent out of the palace also had to go through layers of inspection. The people who checked were all the emperor's people, so where did the poison come from?

After thinking seriously for a while, the concubine who said she was poisoned said with certainty: "She prescribed a tranquilizer for herself, and every time she drank the medicine, she kept a sip, and then poisoned me!"

Everyone present: ...

You are sick! What kind of excuse is this! Every time I drink medicine, you poison it. How long will it take to save a bowl?

Saving a bowl of it can also be a tranquilizer!

The queen covered her forehead with her hands, looking helpless. That’s it, it’s all over.

But the two people below were still acting. Another concubine said angrily, "I am full and bored, so I save a mouthful for you every time I drink the tranquilizer. How long will it take to fill up a bowl? A full bowl is also tranquilizer. Why should I save money for you to save a bowl of tranquilizer for you!"

The concubine said seriously: "It is because you saved it mouthful by mouthful that the medicine has gone bad, and you took the bad medicine and gave it to me to eat! This is poisoning!"

Seeing these two people still immersed in their acting, the emperor, empress and concubines all looked unable to bear to watch.

Emperor Xuande asked the empress very seriously: "Is this your palace fight? Is this just a child's play?"

He had never seen such childish palace fighting. He was not a tyrant, so how could he be so lax in controlling the harem that poison could enter so easily?

Even when the previous emperor was alive, medicine in the harem was strictly controlled, and as for poison, that had never happened before.

Even if they really wanted to harm a person's body, they would use the food incompatibility to attack the person, or find out what the concubine disliked or feared, and then start from that aspect.

Moreover, the palace maids and eunuchs in the late emperor's harem were very flattering and bullying. Even if those concubines did nothing, as long as you fell out of favor, the palace maids and eunuchs alone could take half of your life.

All kinds of treatment will be deducted, the food you eat will not be good, and the living quarters and things you use will not be good either. Won’t your health break down over time?

After you collapse, you can't find a doctor and there's no one to talk to you or get you medicine, so you're dead.

Everyone starts from the dark, how can you openly shout that someone is poisoning you, aren't you kidding me.

"Alright, alright, stop acting. It makes my hair stand on end. If you want to ask about the harem fighting, you can ask me directly. I grew up in the palace and have seen how the concubines of the previous emperor fought for favor and harmed others. No one knows it better than me."

This is true. When the emperor was a child, he was not favored and was ignored and mistreated by the palace maids and eunuchs. However, because he was a prince, the palace maids and eunuchs did not dare to do it too obviously.

Those concubines who fell out of favor lived much more miserably than he did, and those unfavored princesses also lived worse than he did.

Maybe it’s because the prince can leave the palace and set up his own house when he grows up, and some can even occupy a greater position in the court, so the palace maids and eunuchs still have some concerns to some extent.

The emperor's words immediately saved everyone, and that night he was kept by everyone to talk about the affairs of the previous emperor's harem.

This was a sleepless night, and Emperor Xuande reminded all the concubines of the stories of the previous dynasty and the harem.

Early the next morning, Emperor Xuande went to court with huge dark circles under his eyes.

Lin Mo stood below and looked at the dark circles under the emperor's eyes and asked curiously: "Xiao Bai, why does the emperor have two such big dark circles under his eyes? Didn't he sleep last night?"

Bai Xiao hid in her sleeves and yawned as he said: [I really didn’t sleep. I stayed in the room with the queen and a large group of concubines for the whole night.]

Lin Mo's eyes widened: [!!! Is it so exciting! ]

All the officials present widened their eyes: !!! The emperor is a little too open!

Even the Crown Prince and the two princes looked a little strange.

The emperor, who was suddenly slandered, said: "You are sick! Can't you just say this sentence in full?"

Emperor Xuande had not slept in the first place, and now his head was buzzing with anger.

Eunuch Li quickly whispered, "Your Majesty, don't be angry. Your health is more important."

Lin Mo didn't pay any attention to the expressions of others. She was now extremely curious.

[Can you tell me what happened between the Emperor and the Empress and the ladies last night? Is it something that needs mosaics? If it's too erotic, just omit it.]

Almost everyone present here has come to understand the word mosaic. Mosaic means something that cannot be spoken.

They also really feel that they can understand more and more strange words.