The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

The female bandit stiffened her neck and held her head high, looking as if she was determined to die rather than surrender, as if someone was going to do something to her.

"What's wrong with me pursuing my own feelings! Lin Tanhua, do you really not remember me? We met on the street more than 20 years ago!"

The female bandit looked at Minister Lin with such affection that he almost got goose bumps.

This guy is really sick. I met her on the street more than 20 years ago. He doesn't have a photographic memory, and this person doesn't look like someone can remember her at first sight. Why should he remember her?

"Girl, I have long forgotten what happened more than 20 years ago. Even if we really met, it seems like you have never known each other. There are so many people I have met in the past 20 years."

Minister Lin held down his wife's hand while speaking. He felt like his flesh was about to be twisted off.

Mrs. Lin snorted softly and let go of her hand, thinking that what he said was reliable.

This female bandit grew up in the underworld. To be honest, she has never encountered any danger. She was cared for by her parents and fellow apprentices in the past few decades, which is why she has developed such a personality.

Lin Mo looked at the man's expression and felt that he deserved a beating, so he went right up to him.

"I say, do you have any shame? There's nothing wrong with you pursuing love, but it's wrong for you to pursue my father!"

"My dad is a clean man, don't try to stick to him like a dog-skin plaster. If you're not as pretty as my mom, you must be mentally ill. I don't know where you got the confidence to think my dad will remember you."

What Lin Mo said was really hurtful, but it was also true.

The female bandit turned pale and looked hurt. She looked at Minister Lin with tears in her eyes and said, "Do you really not remember me? I remember you smiled at me at that time. I don't believe you don't remember me!"

Mrs. Lin glared directly at Minister Lin, and he was almost sweating coldly.

He has never smiled at others in all these years. After all, outsiders have the impression that he is a cold-faced minister.

However, he did smile at someone when he just won the third place in the imperial examination more than 20 years ago, but that person has become his wife!

"Girl, you must have made a mistake. When I won the third place in the imperial examination more than 20 years ago, I only smiled at one person, and that was my current wife. She was standing in the crowd at the time, and I fell in love with her at first sight."

Bai Xiao: [That’s right, this guy really thinks he’s very charming. ]

How could Bai Xiao not know if others didn't know? There was nothing in this world that he didn't know.

The people around didn’t know what to say, and more than 20 years passed because of that misunderstanding.

I don't know whether to say that Minister Lin is a male beauty who brings disaster or that this female bandit is infatuated. It can't be considered infatuated, but it should be said that she has been tempted by her beauty for more than 20 years.

"Impossible, this is absolutely impossible, you were clearly smiling at me! How could this be a misunderstanding from the beginning to the end!"

Lin Mo: "Bah! You are a bit too narcissistic. Eat some walnuts to nourish your brain when you have nothing to do!"

What annoys me the most are those people who fall in love with her parents. They have absolutely no moral values ​​at all. Don’t married women and married men know that they should not be involved with these two types of people?

All these people were arrested, and Emperor Xuande had them all sent back and imprisoned.

This can also be considered an assassination. Emperor Xuande knew the inside story but others did not. Assassinating the emperor would result in the extermination of all nine generations of the clan.

However, considering that their target was not him, Emperor Xuande intended to pardon them and sentenced them to life imprisonment.

Arriving at the palace, Lin Mo and Bai Xiao immediately let themselves go and ran out to play.

Originally, those ladies and concubines in the harem wanted to have some emotional exchanges with Lin Mo. After all, they had relatively few opportunities to see Lin Mo. But who knew that these two people disappeared in the blink of an eye.

"Where is your sister playing at this time? Doesn't she want to play with us?"

Some ladies who were not familiar with Lin Mo's personality asked Lin Ran in confusion.

Because most people will actively integrate into the circle. Who wants to be the isolated one? And it’s not fun to play alone.

Lin Ran said calmly: "I don't know where she went to play. She never liked to be with us since she was a child. She said that we are old-fashioned."

The ladies and concubines present: …

Lord Kobayashi is truly extraordinary!

The queen couldn't help laughing. It was the first time in all her years that she had seen such an interesting girl.

She has a lively personality and lives freely and unrestrainedly. Which woman doesn't want to live like this? It's just that there are too many things to consider, and there are very few people who can really live like this.

Lin Mo and Bai Xiao had already found a corner and hid themselves there while the others were packing up.

Bai Xiao: [Don't make any noise, there's a pheasant's nest with lots of eggs, let's catch them all! ]

Lin Mo followed behind carefully and observed everywhere: [Don't worry, it's just a bunch of wild chickens. There is nothing I can't handle! ]

The next second, the two of them screamed in pain as they were bitten by the pheasants.

“Ahhhhhh! Quickly activate the protection mechanism! Quickly activate the protection mechanism! Why is this pheasant’s bite so painful?!”

Lin Mo covered her butt and ran wildly, wailing non-stop. If you looked closely, you could see that she was holding five or six eggs in her hands.

Bai Xiao was not much better, "Who told you not to listen to my instructions? You stole someone's eggs first, so who else should I blame if not you!"

After the protection period began, the two men gradually calmed down. Lin Mo relied on his invulnerability to kill the whole nest of pheasants.

During dinner in the evening, everyone fell into deep thought as they looked at the two people covered in chicken feathers.

No! What have you two been doing? What's with all those chicken feathers on your body, and what's with the smell of chicken shit?

Lin Mo wiped his face with his sleeve and took out the eggs happily.

"We found a nest of pheasants with lots of eggs. Your Majesty, these pheasant eggs are for you!"

The emperor and empress, who were sitting at the very top, had complicated expressions on their faces when they looked at the pheasant eggs that were brought up and still had chicken shit on them.

The Queen was the first to react and smiled, saying amiably, "I appreciate your kindness, Lord Kobayashi. I'll have someone fry these pheasant eggs for everyone to taste."

Lin Mo: "Hehehe, okay, okay."

Looking at Lin Mo, who had a black face, white teeth and a mess of feathers all over his body, everyone lowered their heads, and the queen almost couldn't keep the smile on her face.