The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

The others were getting anxious, but these two idiots were addicted to playing.

Anyway, it has been confirmed that there is no danger to life, so it’s okay to play a little longer.

Lin Mo took out a black bottle from his arms.

Bai Xiao stared at the bottle with wide eyes, "When did you bring this out? How come I didn't notice it!"

This guy actually brought out the dye!

Lin Mo raised his head proudly and said proudly: "I have to have some foresight. One of us must have a brain. I can't count on you. I brought this out because I'm afraid that our other skin will be exposed too obviously at night. I can use this to cover it up."

"But the two of us didn't use it, so now it can be used by this Fatty Qi."

Bai Xiao's eyes were shining and full of admiration.

"You are amazing. Why didn't I think of this? Fortunately you brought this with you."

The two men looked at each other and grinned, then immediately began to paint on Fatty Qi's face.

The people watching not far away: ...You really are worthy of it!

But Lord Kobayashi, do you really think you have a brain?

The already disguised emperor stood beside Minister Lin without knowing when. He asked Minister Lin in a low voice: "Don't you really need to go out and take care of it?"

Minister Lin was startled by the sudden appearance of the emperor, "Your Majesty! When did you come here?"

Why did the emperor come to watch the show? Doesn’t he have to deal with memorials?

The emperor saw through Minister Lin's serious expression. He chuckled and said with some complacency, "I know what you are thinking. You are wondering why I am here and why I am not in the palace to deal with memorials, right? You forgot that I have three sons. I locked them up there to work. Hahahaha!"

Lin Family Father and Son: ...

Eunuch Li:...

Your Majesty, don’t you notice that you are changing more and more, becoming more and more shameless!

Also, what's with that laughter of yours?

Lin Qi whispered, "Why does this laugh sound so much like my younger sister's? Even the cocky mood in it is exactly the same."

The emperor stopped smiling instantly, and the other officials around him were about to burst into tears.

They said that the emperor's laughter sounded so familiar, it turned out to be the same laughter as Lord Kobayashi.

At this moment, the two idiots over there have painted Fatty Qi into Fatty Hei Qi.

These two idiots even stripped Fatty Qi of all his clothes, leaving him with only a pair of underwear.

"Paint his belly too! Xiaobai! Paint his lower body, and wait until I turn around before you paint. I'm afraid my eyes will be dirty."

After Lin Mo finished painting his upper body, he immediately ran to the side and turned around, leaving Bai Xiao alone holding the can, at a loss.

No, why do you want me to paint this fat guy's lower body? Can I not do this job?

Bai Xiao really didn't want to see this greasy fat man, but even though he disliked him, he still did the job.

After it was done, Fatty Qi had become a completely different person.

It was originally white and plump, but now it has turned black and plump.

The only thing about Lin Mo and Bai Xiao is that their faces are black, but the rest of their bodies are still white.

But these two idiots painted her black from head to toe, even the soles of her feet were painted black.

"Hahahaha! I don't think he can go out for a private meeting in this state! I don't think the emperor will even recognize him when he goes to court tomorrow!"

Looking at this work, Lin Mo was extremely satisfied.

"Let's go home!"

People nearby: ??? Just left? Are you really not going to send him to the hospital?

Although they did not send the man to the clinic, they dragged him into a patch of thatched grass, so he would definitely not freeze to death.

Watching the two silly figures jumping away, the others quickly ran out from the darkness and dragged the fat black man out from the bushes.

Looking at this fat black man who looked like no human, everyone fell into deep thought.

Emperor Xuande squinted his eyes and looked at it for a long time, and finally said with emotion: "My dear Lin, your girl is really a talent!"

Others are killing people, but this girl is playing a game of heart-breaking. Every time she does something heart-breaking, but every time she acts particularly stupid. You say she is wise but appears foolish, she seems really not that smart.

Emperor Xuande finally came to a conclusion: "They are all very wise but appear foolish, very foolish but appear wise, and every time they do something, it is beyond people's expectations."

Minister Lin: ...Excuse me, are you trying to compliment me?

The Grand Tutor and the Grand Marshal have already started studying it.

"The painting technique is really even. Master Kobayashi does have some basic skills. He must have learned some painting techniques before."

Listening to the Grand Tutor's words, Lin Qi's mind flashed with the painting drawn by Lin Mo, a picture of two naked men entangled.

Um...she has indeed learned painting skills, but what this girl learned seems to be a little different from others.

Although Lin Mo is not very good at painting with a brush, she can use charcoal pencils. She learned this in her previous life.

In addition, she likes to read storybooks and picture books, so her painting style is inevitably influenced by them.

Fatty Qi lay here being watched by everyone for a while. Maybe these things were too intense, and he actually woke up slowly.

But when I woke up, I saw more than a dozen heads surrounding me.

Looking at these dozen heads, he widened his eyes and screamed.

"Ahhhh! Ghost, ghost!"

The Grand Tutor was startled by his sudden opening of his eyes and punched him directly. Then Fatty Qi, who had finally woken up, fainted again.

The Grand Master shook his hands in disdain and said, "Why are you so surprised? You scared me. And you said we were ghosts. He looks like a ghost now. Why don't you take a piss and look at yourself?"

When Minister Lin and Lin Qi heard this, they moved their mouths but ultimately said nothing.

The two little bastards in their family look the same, except that they only have black faces, which is better than this guy.

After everyone had watched enough, Fatty Qi was carried back home.

Mrs. Qi looked at the black thing and couldn't recognize what it was.

"Madam, we have brought Master Qi back. Master Qi was frightened outside. His confidante robbed him of all his money and ran away, and also left him like this. He had fainted when we found him."

The story told by the officials was so perfect that they directly put the blame of everything on that woman.

Yes, they don’t know who did it. They only know that he went out on a date, so of course it was that woman who did it. It certainly has nothing to do with Lord Kobayashi.