The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

Lin Mo didn't notice the expressions of others. She was just curious about how the third prince, who was not very smart, could be smart.

[System, how do you know that the third prince is not very smart? What on earth has he done? ]

System: [He didn't do anything. When he was a child, he didn't want to go to school, so he pretended to be sick like a concubine in the harem. But that concubine was pretending to be pregnant, so when the concubine vomited, he vomited too. When the concubine felt uncomfortable, he felt uncomfortable too. In order to win the emperor's favor, the concubine deliberately went to the emperor and said that the child in her belly was kicking her. The third prince found out and went to his father, saying that the child in his belly was kicking him. Then the emperor looked at him and fell into deep thought. The next second, he was spanked. He was five years old that year.]

The muscles on Lin Mo's face trembled crazily, [Hahahaha! What kind of comedian is this! If he wants to pretend to be sick, there are many ways to do it, why does he have to imitate others and pretend to be pregnant! Hahahaha]

"puff!"

Civil and military officials also pinched their thighs desperately, trying hard not to laugh.

The third prince’s face was red, even his neck was red, and he looked like a crayfish.

This was the first time the Crown Prince and the Second Prince knew about this. They both tried so hard to hold back their laughter that their nostrils grew bigger.

Although I knew my younger brother wasn't very smart, I didn't expect him to be so stupid.

The corners of Emperor Xuande's mouth twitched wildly. He still remembered this incident. The concubine was later banished to the cold palace, but it was indeed funny that this stupid little son would do such a thing.

Why don't you just pretend to have a cold? Why do you have to pretend that someone is pregnant?

At that time, he was reviewing memorials when the tiny Third Prince ran in and said weakly, "Father, feel my belly to see if the baby inside is kicking me."

Emperor Xuande was drinking tea at the time, and the tea in his mouth sprayed out directly, and Eunuch Li's jaw almost dropped in shock.

However, it was precisely because of the Third Prince's behavior that the Emperor paid special attention to the pregnant concubine, and found out that the concubine was faking her pregnancy to win favor.

Lin Mo suddenly became very interested in the third prince. She also wanted to know what other funny things the third prince had done.

[System, besides this incident, has the Third Prince done anything else that is not smart? He must have done quite a few such things.]

The emperor and all the civil and military officials immediately pricked up their ears to listen, except the third prince, who wished he could find a hole in the ground to crawl into.

Why did you eat my melon? There are so many people here, why did you have to choose me? If I had known, I would not have said that!

The third prince really regretted it now, he wished he hadn't said anything just now.

The system didn't know what the third prince was thinking, so it began to collect all kinds of shocking deeds of the third prince.

[The third prince did many stupid things. When he was six years old, he learned to draw. One day, their teacher taught them to draw a turtle, but he drew a turtle instead. He got addicted to it. Later, he would not write his own name when doing homework, but would use a turtle instead. The crown prince and the second prince would sign their names, but he drew a turtle instead of his name.]

Lin Mo immediately had that scene in his mind, [Hahahaha, so he thinks of himself as a cuckold, right? ]

The civil and military officials are now trying so hard to hold back their laughter that they are crying, but even so they still have to act and pretend to be discussing state affairs. It's not easy, it really isn't easy!

The Third Prince: &\&

[There's more! When he was seven years old, he accidentally wet his bed at night, but he was afraid of being discovered, so he exchanged his bedding with the second prince's, and accused the second prince of wetting the bed first, but he didn't change his pants. Everyone looked at him wearing wet pants and accused the second prince of wetting the bed. ]

Emperor Xuande covered his face with his hands and wiped the tears of laughter from the corners of his eyes with a handkerchief.

I didn’t expect that my youngest son would do so many strange things. He really didn’t know about the bed-wetting incident.

The second prince also thought of this scene from his childhood. When he was accused by his younger brother, he really doubted whether he had really wet the bed. But when he saw his silly brother's wet butt when he turned around, he felt like, even if you want to frame me, can't you just hide your own tail!

Look at your wet butt! The evidence is all on your butt!

Lin Mo glanced at the third prince's back and suddenly felt that he also looked unintelligent.

I originally thought that this person was a smiling tiger.

The system was already talking too much, and it continued: [And more, his encounter with the Third Prince's wife was also very strange. The Third Prince's wife was the daughter of a general, and she had a carefree personality and no ulterior motives. The Third Prince fell in love with her at first sight, but the Third Prince's wife liked strong and masculine men, and the Third Prince was too delicate.]

[Later, in order to prove his masculinity, he went to the Third Prince's wife every day to practice boxing, which made the Third Prince's wife think that he was here to provoke her. Then the two of them would fight whenever they met.]

Lin Mo was almost laughing like crazy in his heart, [This way of chasing someone has never been seen before, what is the brain circuit of the third prince! ]

Not many people knew about this story of chasing his wife, not even the emperor, the crown prince and the second prince knew about it.

Emperor Xuande glanced at his son, who was blushing, and wanted to ask him, "Is there anyone who pursues others like you?" No wonder people thought you were provoking him.

The Crown Prince and the Second Prince looked at each other, with the same helplessness in their eyes.

Having such a stupid brother is really worrying sometimes, but how did this guy win back the third prince's wife?

Lin Mo was also thinking about this question: [How did the Third Prince get the Third Prince's Consort back? Considering that they fought as soon as they met, the way he got her back must be very strange.]

Everyone immediately tilted their ears to listen. The father of the Third Prince's wife was even more curious. He also remembered that his daughter and the Third Prince would fight whenever they met, but then one day, for some unknown reason, the two of them got involved.

System: [It's not that strange. The Third Prince's wife accidentally broke the Third Prince's bones, and then the Third Prince took the opportunity to blame her, saying that she should be held responsible. Then he hugged her thighs and cried, saying that he would be disabled and no one would want him.]

[The Third Prince's wife felt sorry for him and agreed to take responsibility for him, and he finally got the beauty.]

Lin Mo: ...

The Crown Prince and the Second Prince: ...

Ministers: …

At this moment, everyone had only one thought in their mind: as expected, a shameless person is invincible!

Although the Third Prince was devastated, he felt that this method was not wrong. At least he got the girl back! As long as the result was good, who cares about the process!