The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

The harem was bustling with activity, and at this moment, Lin Mo was also busy carving her jade sculpture.

Bai Xiao squinted his eyes and looked at it again and again, but he really couldn't tell what it was.

"Mo Mo, what is this sculpture you made? A rooster or a mandarin duck? Neither of these two are suitable gifts for the queen."

Bai Xiao is considered to be knowledgeable, but he really can't tell what this thing is.

Lin Mo knocked on the jade and said in surprise: "Can't you see? This is a phoenix! But this phoenix has been transformed by me. It is absolutely unique!"

Looking at this plump 'Phoenix', Bai Xiao gave her a thumbs up.

Please forgive me for not realizing that this was a phoenix. If you don’t know, you would think it was a pheasant.

After carving, Lin Mo admired his work with great satisfaction, and then took out the dye for coloring.

Bai Xiao: !!! Dashachun, what do you want to do!

Lin Mo smiled proudly: "Hahaha, how can a phoenix be colorless? I spent a lot of time and money to get this dye, it will definitely not fade. I will show you a dazzling jade phoenix later!"

Bai Xiao's facial features were all wrinkled together. Sister, are you really serious?

However, his thought only lasted for a second, and the next second he happily joined the army of coloring.

"Hahaha, this color is fun to apply. It really won't fade." Bai Xiao waved the brush, looking extremely excited.

Lin Mo nodded affirmatively, "Don't worry, it won't fade! The person who sold me the dye said that this dye is specially applied to jade, and it will take at least half a month for it to fade after being applied to human skin."

As soon as she finished speaking, she suddenly felt a chill on her face.

Lin Mo: ...

Bai Xiao: ...

Bai Xiao took two steps back and said guiltily: "Do you believe me if I say I didn't do it on purpose?"

He really didn't mean it, he just wanted to turn around and change his face, he really didn't rub against her on purpose!

Lin Mo touched his face with his hand, and then the expression on his face gradually collapsed.

"Bai Xiao! I'm going to kill you!"

There was a sudden crackling sound in the yard, and people outside had already gotten used to it.

As long as no one dies here, we don't need to worry about these two little ancestors, and they are not likely to kill anyone.

A quarter of an hour later, two black men appeared.

The only white parts of their faces are the whites of their eyes and their teeth.

Lin Mo looked at the shiny black Bai Xiao in front of him and couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Hahahaha! You turned into a black man!"

Bai Xiao took out a mirror from somewhere, and while looking at Lin Mo, he said, "How dare you laugh at me? You're not much better yourself."

The smile on Lin Mo's face disappeared instantly, and then he let out a shrill scream.

"Ahhhhh! My face, my complexion! My handsome face!"

Originally, it was Bai Xiao's fault at the beginning. When Lin Mo fought back, he smeared the other person's face until it was black. Bai Xiao got anxious at this moment and couldn't help but fight back, and then the two of them ended up like this.

And that fat 'Phoenix' also turned into a black phoenix.

While having dinner in the evening, the four members of the Lin family watched the expressions on the faces of the two black men twitching constantly.

Lin Qi frowned, bit his lower lip, lowered his head, and his shoulders kept shaking.

You can’t laugh, you can’t laugh. Your parents are angry now. You absolutely can’t laugh.

Lin Mo glanced at his parents' expressions, then kept winking at Bai Xiao.

Everyone noticed that the white of her eyes was particularly obvious.

Lin Ran took a deep breath and turned around. He wouldn't smile if he couldn't see.

[Hurry up and think of a solution. How am I going to explain this to my parents? I have to go to court tomorrow!]

Lin Mo's eyes moved very quickly, especially since her entire face was black, the white of her eyeballs was particularly noticeable.

[You ask me how I know! Or you can just say that we were poisoned. ]

Bai Xiao really couldn't think of any other solution.

People present: ...Poisoning, it's a good thing you could think of that.

Minister Lin took a deep breath and closed his eyes. "Can anyone tell me what's going on? What on earth do you want to do by putting yourselves in this state? When people say they don't want you, it's just talk. You really don't want your own skin anymore!"

He had never seen anyone like this!

Bai Xiao whispered, "This was an accident. We were preparing gifts for the Queen and then the accident happened when we were painting them." As he spoke, Bai Xiao gently pushed Lin Mo.

[Please tell me quickly, you can't leave me to explain alone! ]

Lin Mo suddenly smiled brilliantly, and her particularly prominent teeth almost blinded other people's eyes.

"Pfft!"

Lin Qi suddenly laid down on the table, and then said in a stifling voice: "I'm sorry, I really can't help it, hahahahaha!"

Lin Qi's move immediately broke the atmosphere. The atmosphere was originally quite tense, but now it was not tense anymore.

Lin Ran couldn't help laughing. Mrs. Lin had a stern face at first, but when she saw her little daughter's snow-white teeth and protruding whites of the eyes, she really couldn't help laughing.

The servants outside were almost laughing like crazy. The Second Miss and Master Bai were really a perfect match! They say that people from the same family are born to be a family. These two people are a perfect match!

Minister Lin couldn't hold back his laughter any longer. He took a deep breath, closed his eyes and turned his head away.

He didn't dare open his eyes until he turned his head. As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Bai Xiao's face with a flattering smile.

The whites of the eyes and teeth on the black face are so white that they are dazzling.

"Puff", Minister Lin's strategy was completely ruined.

Lin Mo: [My parents are all laughing, so we should have passed this stage, right? ]

Bai Xiao: [I think so. That smile just now is my most flattering smile.]

The four members of the Lin family laughed so hard that their faces started to feel sore and their stomachs started to ache.

They were really angry and amused at the same time. They originally wanted to teach these two guys a lesson, but looking at their two dark faces they really couldn't say anything harsh.

During this meal, except for the two black people, the other four people did not eat well at all.

Because when you look up, you see those two pitch-black heads, and their white teeth are faintly visible when they chew food, which is really hilarious.

After dinner, the two of them were sent back. They were relieved about being sent back.

"I thought we were going to be scolded today, but I didn't expect my parents to say anything to us."

This was the first time she got into trouble and didn't get scolded.

"Isn't it good not to be scolded? Go to bed early, you still have to go to court tomorrow." Bai Xiao rubbed his face, and the color didn't fade at all!