The capital is a melon field, I happily eat melons

The news about these two people in the Shaoqing Mansion of the Dali Temple spread immediately.

Minister Lin and Madam Lin were so upset when they saw the messages sent by others.

"Why do you think this system has become even more troublesome after it became a human? Look at the posts he sent over here, all of which are asking him to tell fortunes. Don't those people know whether he can tell fortunes or not?"

This is clearly a system for just watching the show, how can it count your fate?

Mrs. Lin was feeling annoyed as she replied to the message to refuse. After returning home, those two guys locked themselves in the yard and did something unknown, leaving such a huge mess for them to deal with.

Minister Lin was eating the snacks that he had confiscated last time with gusto. Well, the things this girl bought were indeed delicious.

After talking for a long time, Mrs. Lin found that there was no response. When she looked up, she saw Minister Lin eating and drinking at the table.

"Lin Huan! You're still giving me food! Do you want to become like the Third Prince?"

Minister Lin quickly swallowed what he had in his mouth and said, "Of course not, I just wanted to taste it. That girl is so obsessed with these things every day, I also want to know why she is obsessed with them. But these things are really delicious, better than what I usually buy outside."

Mrs. Lin rubbed her temples and let out a long sigh.

This little daughter is exactly like him. She looks very serious on the outside, but in fact, her personality is really eccentric under this serious appearance.

Such an eccentric person turned out to be the Minister of Rites. Mrs. Lin didn’t know how he became the Minister of Rites.

"Come, come, Madam, try this dried meat. It's really good. Let that little girl buy some tomorrow. She and Bai Xiao have made a lot of money today, so it's time for her to give some to us."

Minister Lin very attentively fed the dried meat into Mrs. Lin's mouth. Mrs. Lin was originally still angry, but now she managed to make him laugh.

But I have to say that the taste is really good. The dried meat in our house has never tasted like this. No wonder that girl likes to buy food outside every day.

"Don't tell anyone about this. They have worked so hard to earn that little bit of money, and you are still thinking about their little bit of money. The little bit of money they have is not even enough to fill their teeth."

"I have already increased the girl's monthly allowance a bit. After all, we are now two people."

Now I have to support my little husband, and that little bit of money is definitely not enough. Normally, the little money I have is not enough for the girl to eat, and now I have to feed one more mouth.

But fortunately, that little system can also make money. After all, it's a son-in-law, so it doesn't matter if it has one more mouth to feed.

(Bai Xiao: Who married into the wife's family? Who said I married into the wife's family?)

Bai Xiao and Lin Mo didn't know that Minister Lin was thinking about the little money they earned. They were sitting around the table eating and drinking.

One third of the money earned today has been spent. If there is delicious food, there must be a good show to watch. Lin Mo is very curious about how the third prince is doing in losing weight.

Bai Xiao chewed some dried meat and said incoherently, "He's doing well in losing weight. He's lost 4 pounds so far, but he's scolded by the princess every day and is crying."

The Third Prince's Mansion is indeed in chaos now.

"Wow! I need to eat! I'm really starving to death! I only had two meals yesterday and only a bowl of porridge today. If I don't eat, I'm really going to be the first prince to starve to death!"

The third prince lay on the table and wailed non-stop. He had never suffered such a torture since he was a child. If he had known earlier, he would have restrained himself during the New Year and other festivals.

The Third Prince's wife felt nothing in her heart when she saw him like this.

She lifted the Third Prince's head and touched his double chin, then touched his stomach, and finally said with disdain: "It's not enough. You had two meals yesterday and you still have the nerve to say that. People said to eat coarse grains, and you did eat coarse grains, but you can't eat several large bowls!"

"You ate four steamed buns at once and drank three bowls of whole grain porridge at once. You are raising pigs! Others don't eat as much as you do!"

Thinking back to what happened yesterday, the Third Prince’s wife was so angry that she almost died.

She made the steamed bread with the worst coarse grains. Most people would feel their throats scratched just by eating that, but she wanted this effect.

As a result, this guy ate four steamed breads that scratched his throat at once! He swallowed them while choking and rolling his eyes, just like a starving ghost reincarnated.

He was simply drinking that whole-grain porridge as if it were water. How can one lose weight in this way?

Bai Xiao relayed the situation here to Lin Mo in real time, and Lin Mo laughed like a goose.

"Goose, goose, goose, I have never seen anyone eat a diet meal like this. The Third Prince is definitely a talent!"

Bai Xiao said with emotion while chewing, "He is indeed a talented person. There is nothing he won't eat."

Emperor Xuande and the Crown Prince and the Second Prince were also paying attention to the Third Prince's weight loss progress.

What happened here was also relayed to them.

Emperor Xuande's eyes almost popped out when he heard his stupid son eat four steamed buns in one meal.

"He must be a reincarnated pig! He eats four steamed buns in one meal! Is there anyone who can lose weight like him?"

Eunuch Li touched his nose and added, "I heard that this steamed bread is made of the coarsest grains, the kind that scratches your throat when you swallow it. The third prince's throat must be quite thick."

After saying this, he nodded affirmatively. Rich people would think that even white steamed buns are too dry, let alone wo wo bread. The third prince is really amazing!

Emperor Xuande: ...

The Crown Prince and the Second Prince were also amazed when they heard this. The Third Prince is really a capable person!

If the third brother were to become a wanderer, he would definitely not starve to death. He could probably even chew on a tree trunk!

The Third Prince was in such a miserable state, so Emperor Xuande asked the question that concerned him the most, "How much weight has he lost now? He must have lost a lot since he was in such a miserable state, right?"

Eunuch Li coughed and said in a low voice: "I lost about four pounds, and I ate two pounds back yesterday."

Emperor Xuande: ...Then what's the point of losing weight?

The Third Prince's plan to lose weight is still going on, while Lin Mo and Bai Xiao have already started to have fun in the capital.

One day, Lin Mo took the shrunken Bai Xiao and drove the pig to the street, and suddenly ran into the third prince and his wife who were coming towards them.

Looking at the third prince with a chubby face, Dingba hummed happily.

Lin Mo said happily: "Third Prince, the Rake is greeting you."

Third Prince:...

The Third Prince's wife took a deep breath and slapped the Third Prince's fat. The crisp sound indicated that the meat was of good quality.

"Go home! Continue losing weight!"

Bai Xiao was almost laughing like crazy in his sleeves, [You are too mean, the Third Prince worked hard for a week to get this opportunity to go out, and now you are just scolding him. ]

Lin Mo's eyes widened, [No way, I just said hello to him, it shouldn't be that serious! ]

She really didn't mean that!