Stars fall and locust trees grow

Elder Shang Ming came to Ming Yue Jian's courtyard the other day, actually to invite everyone to attend the welcoming banquet held by Elder Zhao at the headquarters in two days.

The banquet was held in the reception room in the valley.

Gu Huaiyi and Liu Jing were left in the yard to meditate, and Wei Li volunteered to stay and supervise them, so Gu Chuanlin only brought Li Chi and Zeng Muhan.

As Mingyuejian and the other two entered the reception room, they ran head-on into Hu Di's face that looked really annoying.

The other party came closer, waving a fan and smiling happily, which made Li Chi very unhappy.

"Oh my! Little friend! You're here? It feels like a long time since we last met. I wonder if you missed me after you went back that day?"

"......" Li Chi hehe: I miss you so much.

Why didn’t your two senior brothers beat you to death?

Seeing that Li Chi was angry and silent, he floated to Gu Chuanlin again and said, "How is it? Little Master Ming Yuejian! I am a man of my words, right?"

"Since I promised to give you a lively child that day, I must keep my word."

Gu Chuanlin's mouth twitched slightly, and he frowned and pushed him away mercilessly, and walked straight to his own seat. "Excuse me."

Zeng Muhan followed closely behind.

He lowered his head, not daring to make any eye contact with Hu Di, for fear that he would suddenly turn his target towards him.

Hu Di naturally did not give up.

He twisted his body and followed the three people, then squeezed to sit next to Li Chi, resting his chin on his hand and looking at him sincerely.

"I prepared such a big surprise for you that day, why didn't you thank me?"

surprise? !

You call that a fucking surprise?!

It’s good enough that I didn’t hit you, and you still want me to thank you.

Li Chi clenched his fists and gritted his teeth: "Then I will thank you on behalf of my whole family?!"

"Why are you being polite?" He blinked. "How about that giant chicken? It's very interesting, isn't it?"

This is a top-quality item that he discovered after searching Hu Tian’s talisman room hundreds of times.

If the number was not too small and he himself could not draw them, with his usual unethical behavior, he would have taken them out long ago to harm the alchemy disciples of Weihua Peak.

"You call that a giant chicken?"

"Yes, yes! A songbird that is as big as a small valley. Isn't that a valley giant chicken?"

It really sounds like there's nothing wrong with it.

Li Chi took a sip of tea and said perfunctorily, "Haha, then you really have a talent for naming!"

"Of course!" Hu Di continued to show off to him, "In addition to the fat butterflies, giant bees and valley chickens, Hu Tian also has the Duck, the Goose and the House-Moving Fish..."

Anyway, there is no such thing as normal.

Li Chi exhaled, "As an alchemy practitioner, why don't you study the elixir properly, but instead spend all your time on talismans?"

"Because I'm not a talisman practitioner!"

Li Chi choked: "Is there any logical connection between these?"

Hu Di smiled softly, "An instrument cultivator who doesn't want to be a talisman cultivator is not a good elixir cultivator."

"..."

Just when Li Chi was annoyed by Hu Di and wanted to stuff his mouth with a sock, he suddenly heard a sharp roar that was almost voice-breaking coming from outside the living room.

Full of energy and anger.

"That's unreasonable!"

"This is simply unreasonable!"

Just as he was about to stick his head out to look, he saw Hu Di next to him holding his fan in front of his face and whispering, "The teriyaki chicken is coming! There will be another good show to watch soon."

"Teriyaki chicken?!" Li Chi almost spit out his tea out of reflex.

"Are you going to steal the talisman again?"

Do you have any shame?

Alakazam: "Don't worry! The teriyaki chicken is not a talisman, but an elder sent by the headquarters to welcome the inner disciples."

"An old bastard named Zhao Shaoji."

Li Chi let out a breath slowly: As long as it’s not a talisman, it’s fine.

However, calling someone "Old Bitch" is really rude of you.

……

The day of the banquet was the second day after the three Hu Di people ended their fight. Elder Zhao from the headquarters arrived on Kunzhou very punctually.

After all, it’s not far away, only a day’s journey.

To be honest, Elder Zhao himself was extremely reluctant to come to the Jiangzhou branch.

Because, every time he saw or heard the word "branch", he couldn't help but think of the last welcoming banquet, when he and his companion Elder Li crawled on the ground like insects.

Damn "Crawler"! Damn Alakazam!

He really, really wanted to put that bastard in a sack, beat him up, and then throw him into the Deep Sea to feed the fish.

However, this idea is just a thought.

After all, he was not only the most proud closed disciple of Sect Master Twenty-Nine Yue, but also a genius in dual cultivation. Just based on his identity as a top-grade alchemy cultivator, these common weapon cultivator elders could not afford to offend him.

Elder Zhao stroked his beard and fell into deep memories.

Sometimes he couldn't understand why this bastard Hu Di, who was obviously an expert in both weapon and alchemy, was most interested in talismans.

Because he really couldn't draw it, he would steal from the talisman elders from time to time. Moreover, he would often just steal from them and then turn around to test them on the weapon elders, under the pretext of testing the function of the talismans.

As for the elders who practiced alchemy, they were not spared from his abuse. Today they took the precious herbs from Elder Zhang's medicine cabinet, tomorrow they stole Elder Wang's top-grade alchemy furnace that he himself was reluctant to use, or the day after tomorrow they blew up Elder Hu's alchemy room.

However, after all, Hu Di had the talent for dual cultivation, and the elders who cultivated pills and weapons had a mixture of love and hate towards him, while the elders who cultivated talismans had simple and direct feelings of only hatred.

Hu Di even gave these elders the glorious title of "Twenty-Nine Yue Victims Alliance" with a grin.

Later, those miserable Fu Xiu elders finally came up with a dirty trick and turned their attention to Hu Di's brother Hu Tian.

Hu Tian has the dual spiritual roots of gold and fire, and his talent in cultivation is comparable to Hu Di.

Compared to Hu Di's unethical style, Hu Tian, ​​who is also a dual cultivator, is a very normal person.

After the talisman elders made up their minds, they quickly started a crazy one-on-one teaching. Every day, they would catch Hu Tian and teach him everything they knew. They even generously gave him some rare and strange talisman lists that were collected in the library.

Ever since he had a brother who could draw any kind of talisman, Hu Di indeed shifted his target, and those talisman-cultivating elders could finally breathe a sigh of relief.

Later, after taking over the Juyun Sect, Hu Tian was sent to Jiangzhou, and the devil also took the initiative to be transferred there. When the victims at the headquarters heard the news, they celebrated for three days and three nights.

But no one expected that after Hu Di arrived at the branch, his style of mischief was still so fresh and unworldly, which made Elder Li prefer to take the inner disciples to the primitive jungle for trial rather than come here. The other elders were also afraid to avoid him, so in the end they could only arrange for Du Heng, who had just been promoted to elder, to go with him.

Elder Zhao clenched his fists.

Damn it! He didn't say a word or stay for a minute, just picked up the person and left immediately.

As long as I move fast enough, no matter how many tricks Hu Di uses, he won't be able to catch up with me.

However, just as he reached the sky above Wuzhu Peak, he suddenly saw the huge crystal screen in the center of Songfeng Square playing the scene of him and Elder Li crawling on the ground in a loop.

Elder Zhao was so angry that he fell to the ground and roared to the sky.

"That's unreasonable!"

"This is simply unreasonable!"

"Alakazam! Get out here!!!"