Stars fall and locust trees grow

As soon as Li Chi landed, before he could even stand firmly on his feet, he was dragged away by Hu Di.

The two men rushed all the way, swept into Hu Tian's yard like a hurricane, and then stopped at the door of a room in the corner.

Li Chi panted: Damn! I'm so tired!

Hu Di was familiar with the situation and just raised his leg and kicked towards the door, but just halfway through the kick he was bounced back by a beam of light.

He rubbed his chin, "This old guy actually set up a barrier?!"

Li Chi looked around, and the dog was sneaking around like a thief. "Elder Hu Di, since there is a barrier, let's not go in!"

"Don't worry! It's just a small barrier! It won't be difficult for me!"

Hu Di curled the corners of his mouth, opened the paper fan in his hand and swung it vigorously. A fire snake as thick as a bucket emerged from the fan and quickly hit the transparent barrier.

Then, there was a loud bang, and the barrier and the door shattered into pieces.

Shit! Are you here to rob me?

Hu Di narrowed his eyes, "How is it? Am I very powerful?"

"Awesome! Awesome!" Li Chi gave a thumbs up.

When it comes to shamelessness, I won't even lean on the wall, I'll just surrender to you!

At this time, Li Dazhuang, the manager of Huan Heng Feng who lived next door to Hu Tian, ​​heard the noise, kicked open his door, and shouted mercilessly: "Damn it, which bastard dared to cause trouble in my Huan Heng Feng! I'll beat the shit out of you!"

Hu Di waved at him, "It's you! Zhuang Zhuang!"

When Li Dazhuang heard his voice, he quickly retracted his foot and locked his door in a lightning speed.

Li Chi: “…”

Hu Di waved his fan and chuckled, "Zhuangzhuang has always been a very shy person."

After saying that, he continued to drag Li Chi, "Come on! Let's go! I'll take you to see something fun!"

Li Chi tried to struggle: "It's not good for us to do this, right?"

Alakazam: "It's okay! It's time to replace his broken door anyway!"

......

After being forcefully dragged into the house by Alakazam, Li Chi was completely shocked by the scene inside.

There were rows of wooden bookshelves neatly arranged in the middle of the room and on three walls. On those bookshelves were not books, but stacks of yellow talismans in boxes.

The layout and furnishings reveal a hint of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

"Don't be fooled by Hu Tian's stern face. He is actually a hypocrite in private."

Hu Di was waving a fan and running around among the bookshelves. The talismans that were originally lying neatly were blown everywhere by the wind he created. Li Chi couldn't imagine what expression the obsessive-compulsive elder Hu Tian would have when he saw all this.

"All the talismans here were drawn by him, and none of them are normal."

Alakazam picked up one at random. "This box contains all the creeping charms. If you get caught by mistake, you will crawl on the ground like a caterpillar. I asked someone to try it out, and it's really fun!"

"This is a talisman that will make you submit. Once you put it on, it will attack itself until it submits..."

"This is a gender-changing charm. If a male cultivator sticks it on, he will turn into a sissy. If a female cultivator sticks it on, she will grow a beard..."

"This is a spell of obedience. After sticking it on the person, he will do whatever you tell him to do..."

Li Chi's brain suddenly twitched, "What if I let the other party eat shit?"

Hu Di raised an eyebrow: "Okay, but it's not recommended."

Li Chi suddenly remembered the two brainless creatures he saw at the competition yesterday, and wondered, "Oh, by the way! Elder Hu Di! What was that disgusting talisman during the Dan Xiu competition yesterday?"

"That, it's a charm to attract bees and butterflies! I begged that old fellow Hu Tian for a long time before he was willing to teach me."

Li Chi was puzzled: "Aren't you practicing both weapons and elixirs? How come you can also draw talismans?"

"It's my fault that I was so extravagant that I used up all the money I stole from him." Hu Di pouted, "And he refused to draw anymore, so I had to take the risk of overdrawing my spiritual power and turning into a fool. I ate dozens of bottles of pills and barely managed to draw two pictures."

"......" Li Chi: You also know that you are wasting time.

"By the way, I have a very interesting talisman here, do you want to see it?"

Li Chi subconsciously took three steps back: "You don't have any conspiracy, do you?"

"How is that possible?" Hu Di showed his signature smile, "I am the most serious one among the three elders of the 29th Yue branch!"

Are you the most serious one?!

Li Chi shook his head and declined: "No need, right? After all, it's not easy for Elder Hu Tian to draw talismans..."

"It's okay! He can just draw it himself! That old guy draws talismans very quickly!"

Alakazam picked and chose from one of the bookshelves, and wherever he went, it was like a whirlwind. "Oh! I found it! Come on, let me show you!"

You weren't even asking for my opinion!

Li Chi followed Hu Di helplessly into the yard, and saw the other party put away his fan and threw a talisman directly onto his head.

The talisman flipped slowly twice in the air, and then Li Chi felt the ground shake slightly, and he was immediately shrouded in a huge black shadow.

He felt something was wrong and looked up suddenly, only to see a giant chicken-like creature as tall as a hill standing in front of him!

He is majestic and his eyes are as bright as torches.

"Holy shit! What the hell is this monster?"

Hu Di said in a calm tone: "Songbird Chicken! Haven't you ever eaten it?"

Songbird Chicken?!

You're telling me this is a songbird?

Who the hell has ever eaten such a big songbird chicken!

"Oh, by the way! There's something I forgot to tell you!" Hu Di suddenly looked serious.

Li Chi suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart: "What's the matter?"

Hu Di chuckled and jumped onto the roof. "This songbird! It loves to peck other people's heads with its mouth!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the giant chicken first crowed loudly towards the sky, then flapped its wings a few times, and began to chase after Li Chi's head desperately.

"I rely on it!"

Li Chi cursed and ran down the mountain.

The giant chicken followed closely behind, raising a cloud of dust wherever it went.

The twenty-nine Yue disciples they met on the way were all shocked when they saw the giant chicken. They dodged quickly while spitting out foul language.

However, no one knew what was wrong with the singing sparrow, and it just stared at Li Chi's head the whole time.

Oh shit! ! !

Li Chi's feet were moving so fast that his legs were rubbing against each other to the point that sparks were almost coming out.

He dodged left and right and ran for nearly half an hour before he finally ran back to the yard at the foot of the mountain.

At this moment, Mingyuejian and the others heard the sound and ran out. When they saw the giant singing chicken, they were all stunned for a moment.

Wei Li rubbed his eyes: "Damn, am I dazzled? How can there be such a big chicken?"

Liu Jing opened his mouth wide: "Ah Ba Ah Ba... Could this be a songbird chicken?"

Gu Huaiyi frowned: "Let's not talk about chickens, be civilized!"

Li Chi: "Ahhh! What are you all standing there for? Come and save me!!!"

His roar shocked out the three elders Gu Chuanlin, Zeng Muhan and Shang Ming who were chatting in the room, as well as the lying corpse Maoqiu.

When Elder Shang Ming saw the giant songbird in the yard, his face turned green.

At this moment, Li Chi happened to be running past the three people. The Songbird chicken suddenly stopped while chasing him, then turned around and pecked at Elder Shang Ming on the head, pecking off a small tuft of his hair.

Elder Shang Ming was furious. He cut the giant chicken in half with a sword, and then roared to the sky like a wolf howling at the moon: "Hu Di! Get out of here, you bastard!!!"

At this moment, Elder Hu Tian, ​​who had just returned to Huanheng Peak, was also roaring wildly. "Hu Di! I'm going to kill you!!!"

Alakazam, hiding in the huge alchemy furnace, dug his ears with satisfaction.

"Ahaha! Another day full of resentment!"