Stars fall and locust trees grow
Chapter 34: Master is a big fool!
Elder Shang Ming stroked his beard and said quietly, "Junior brother, you really prepared a lot of fancy moves this time. Please don't prepare them again next time."
After saying that, he turned his gaze to Hu Tian who was standing beside him, "Junior brother, don't teach him this kind of weird stuff anymore. I'm old now, and my heart can't bear such a big stimulation."
Hu Di smiled and shrugged: I will definitely change to something more exciting next time.
Hu Tian remained indifferent and showed an expression that said, "This has nothing to do with me, don't get involved."
After giving his two fellow apprentices a heartfelt instruction, Elder Shang Ming put on a bright face again and turned to Gu Chuan Lin and said, "I'm sorry to have made you laugh, Master Gu! Ahahaha!"
Guchuanlin: "......"
Feel free to do it. I usually don’t laugh unless I can’t help it.
......
In the competition, except for Zhu Ling and Gu Qi who were condensing pills, the other disciples were still at the stage of extracting or fusing herbs.
The Fat Butterfly and the Big Bee hovered over the square for a while, and then they stared directly at the unlucky Dan Ning duo. They each chose a target in tacit understanding, and swooped down towards the Dan furnace of the two people with their wings flapping.
Damn it! These two idiots again!
As brain-dead as the master!!!
Zhu Ling and Gu Qi cursed a few times in their hearts, and Ning Dan's hands were shaking slightly.
Of course, Chunchun was angry.
"Don't be angry, don't be angry. If you get sick, no one can help you. If I get angry, who will be happy? Master is a big fool!"
Zhu Ling comforted himself in his heart, and then quickly redistributed the spiritual energy and Dan fire in his hands.
The orange-red flames were all concentrated in the palm of his left hand and continued to burn in order to maintain the current condensed state of the pill, while the spiritual energy all went to his right hand, ready to be used to educate these two brainless creatures.
Fortunately, this was not the first time they had encountered such a situation, and they were able to handle it with ease.
Just as the fat butterflies and the giant bees swooped down, Zhu Lingqi concentrated his mind and stretched out his right hand to pick up the stone mortar on his desk. He swung his arm back and threw it out with great force without hesitation.
The mortar, with a fierce murderous intent, directly crashed the large bee that was about to fly towards Gu Qi towards the direction of the weapon-cultivating disciples in the audience.
Then, she used the surging spiritual energy to throw a heavy punch. The oncoming Fat Butterfly had no time to dodge and was also directly shaken in the same direction.
Elder Shang Ming on the stage saw this and pondered in his heart: It seems that this child has a deep hatred for his master. A weak alchemy cultivator was forced to kill people with luck, no, it was to kill butterflies...
What a sin!
At this moment, Gu Qi was screaming excitedly: "Ahhh~~~ Senior Sister, you are so handsome! I simply love you to death!"
She is worthy of being the eldest sister who is the heaviest, has the worst temper, and eats the biggest food at Weihuafeng!
If he wasn't still refining the elixir in his hands, he really wanted to carry his senior sister on his back and run around Weihua Peak twice.
The premise is that he can carry it.
Zhu Ling raised his thick eyebrows: "Okay, okay, you'd better not be obsessed with me! I only have elixirs in my heart, not men!"
Gu Qi: "But, Senior Sister, you are indeed very handsome!"
Zhu Ling rolled his eyes and kicked him on the butt, "Stop whining and hurry up to condense the pill and carve the patterns!"
Gu Qi nodded.
......
Compared to the harmonious scene between the two senior and junior sisters, the audience seats were already exploding at this moment.
"I rely on it!"
"Don't come over!!!"
"What the hell!"
"Ahhhh!!!"
"Help me! Help me!"
After a lot of ghostly howlings, those weapon-cultivating disciples who were the first to be hit finally remembered their identities, and they all took out their magic weapons and started to practice hand seals.
They are the most lethal weapon cultivators among the three!
How could a mere fat butterfly and giant bee harm them? !
"Damn it! Brothers! Kill them!"
For a moment, all kinds of magical instruments were flying around above everyone's heads with "crackling and banging" sounds. The scene was comparable to the magical instrument discount promotion held once every three years at Jiuyou Fengyu Pavilion.
The fat butterflies and giant bees, who were somewhat dazed by the shock, barely managed to avoid the siege of the weapon cultivators. After flapping their wings a few times, they slowly flew over the heads of the talisman cultivators who were just watching and watching.
Those talisman practitioners were stunned for a moment, and then someone shouted, "Hurry up and throw the talismans, brothers!" Then they all reacted, and like mad dogs, they took out a bunch of messy talismans from their own Qiankun bags and threw them over their heads with their eyes closed.
Compared with the madness of the Fu cultivators, the Dan cultivators not far away were looking at each other in bewilderment.
The weapon practitioners have magic weapons, the talisman practitioners have talismans, what do the alchemy practitioners have?
After all this fuss, it turns out that they, the alchemists, are the most useless people in the entire spiritual realm.
A newly initiated alchemy disciple whispered, "What should we do if they fly over here?"
The other person thought for a moment and said, "Take out all the pills and feed them...try to starve them to death?"
The disciple thought about it carefully after hearing this: "We have at least a hundred disciples at Weihua Peak. If each of them takes out five pills, it should be enough for them to eat for a while..."
“……”You are really innocent.
Who will save the weak and helpless Dan Xiu?
Faced with such a tragedy, the five-member Mingyuejian group in the audience remained as calm as old dogs.
At least that's how it looks on the surface.
Zeng Muhan held down Li Chi's legs, saying, "Little Junior Brother, don't panic. It's just a piece of talisman paper."
"Brother Zeng, don't worry. I'm not panicking at all. On the contrary, I'm a little excited! So..." Li Chi bared his teeth, "Can you please stop pinching my thigh?"
"Oh oh!" Zeng Muchan awkwardly withdrew his hand and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. "Haha! Look at those two little things, they are quite unique!"
Damn! How can there be such big butterflies and wasps? !
He can't stand things that are beyond the size of normal species!!!
With trembling hands, he made sword gestures: If you dare to come near me, I will chop you to death. I, the chief disciple of Mingyuejian, am no pushover.
As luck would have it, the fat butterflies and the giant bees seemed to have heard Zeng Muchan's inner call. They ignored those weak alchemy practitioners and flew towards the tops of him and Li Chi.
"I rely on!"
Zeng Muhan's "Wuwei" had not yet been unsheathed when he heard Li Chi next to him curse, and then a red light shot out from the ring at a rapid speed.
The red light soared into the sky, flashed past the heads of several people, and stirred up a strong wind, so that they could not see clearly what it was. It was not until it fell to the ground that everyone realized that the red light as fast as lightning was actually a cute and cunning beast with leopard prints, horns, a dog's body and a long tail, and a furry body.
The fur ball that made a brilliant appearance first shook its head vigorously a few times, then ran happily to Li Chi and spat out a talisman paper covered with saliva from its mouth.
The twenty-nine Yue disciples in the audience immediately started talking about it.
"Ah! It's the cunning beast Mingyuejian brought!"
"Although it's only a juvenile, it's an ancient mythical beast with its own divine power!"
"I'm so envious and jealous!"
The reactions of the female disciples were very different from those of the straight men.
"Wow! It's so cute when it shakes its head!"
"I really want to hold you in my arms and give you a rub!"
Li Chi picked up the fur ball and smacked it, feeling very proud: all those magic tools and talismans are just clouds, my summoned beast is still the most powerful.
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