1942, I lived on hunting

The stinky old Taoist took a mouthful of the delicious bacon and sighed, "The way of heaven is unpredictable! It's my own fault. When I heard people talking about the situation here, I felt it was a sign of a wandering dragon. I couldn't help but be curious. I had to come and see it, but I couldn't ignore it if I really encountered it. It was really difficult. As a small Taoist, I have never really seen such a scene. I have only read some in Taoist classics and the notes of the ancestors of the sect. They were all vaguely described and not clear, let alone actually dealing with such a situation. This time, I can get a fairly acceptable result, and it is also the mercy of the Three Pure Ones and the blessings of the ancestors of the sect!"

At this time, a young man asked curiously: "Master, does this mean you can't beat it?"

The old Taoist was about to swallow a mouthful of salty and spicy bacon when he almost choked when he heard the young man's question and started coughing violently.

He coughed for a long time before catching his breath, drank a sip of tea to moisten his throat, and said, "Fight? How to fight? Killing it is easy, but if we fight, I can't even beat a hair of it. Do you know what that is? It's a dragon! If you are not a person with great luck, and you are not in harmony with the will of heaven, it will just stand there and let you chop it, and you can't even cut off a piece of its scales! Do you know what the words "invulnerable to swords and spears" mean? If it uses the power of a dragon to press down, you will immediately collapse to the ground with shit and piss. Besides, do you know how many years it has practiced? Let's calculate it as at least a thousand years. At that time, it was still the Tang Dynasty! You want me to fight with an old monster who has lived for thousands of years? I dare not do it. You'd better go and die!"

The young man said unconvincedly: "Didn't you say we could kill it?"

When the young man's father heard this ignorant young man say such nonsense, he slapped his son to the ground, grabbed a stick from the side, and wanted to let him taste the warm fatherly love that was belated but came!

The stinky Taoist priest quickly grabbed his father and explained, "It is indeed not difficult to kill it. It has just escaped from the earth calamity and is extremely weak! As long as we collect materials and set up an array to attract the thunder calamity, we can kill it directly. However, the consequences are very serious. It has actually been halfway out of the category of spirits and monsters after practicing until now. It can be regarded as half a god, but now it is only one step away from the last transformation! It wants to turn into a dragon, but the way of heaven does not allow it. The way of heaven can embarrass it at will, or even kill it. But who are we, a group of people, that we dare to kill gods? Do you still want to compare with the way of heaven? I am afraid that as soon as we kill it, Xiaodao and the people who participated will all die before the fifth watch. What's more, the barrier lake is also a sword hanging over the heads of the people. If we don't take the opportunity to deal with it, once the dam breaks, I am afraid that the people downstream will suffer heavy casualties. Now that we have it to deal with the barrier lake, clear the river and control the water level, we don't have to worry."

An elder in the village asked: "Why do we have to vote to decide? Can't we just give it the title and send it away?"

The stinky Taoist priest: "That's definitely not possible! Isn't that going directly against Heaven? You want to die? I dare not do that! But if we all vote, Heaven will automatically recognize it as God's will, so it won't make it too difficult for everyone. At most, you will live a few years less!"

Village elders: "Ah? ......"

Why didn’t you tell us earlier!!! If you had told us earlier, we would have stayed as far away from you as possible. We would have voted for you! We are already old, and living a few years less means we might die tomorrow, right? We don’t want to be so great! You are such a big-nosed stinky Taoist! You are so great! You are so arrogant!

The stinky Taoist priest: "But if you really decide to kill it, I am not afraid of death. There are many benefits to death! After all, it is in accordance with the way of heaven and achieves supreme merit. With the relationship between my ancestor in heaven and hell, it is easy for him to become a city god after death, but you have to pray for your own happiness!"

Everyone: Lao Liu, you are such a dog! We may win, but you will never lose, right?

At this time, an elder suddenly remembered and asked: "Master, you said there are swords hanging under some stone bridges downstream. What will happen to the dragons? Won't the dragon energy be cut off when they pass through? Or will the bridges be directly destroyed?"

The stinky old Taoist said: "You were not at the scene, so you don't know my arrangements. Do you know how I made it legitimate? I first wrote a talisman to notify the god in charge of demons and fairies in heaven, asking him to be a witness. Then I went to negotiate with the dragon in a nice way, asking it to listen to my arrangements. How could the dragon listen to the arrangements of a little Taoist like me? It ignored me!

At this time, I reported to the gods in charge of demons and fairies in heaven, saying, "Look, I've tried to persuade it with kind words, but it's seeking death and won't listen. So I have to follow the will of heaven and set up a formation to attract lightning to kill it, right? You have to bear witness for me when the time comes. I really have no other choice!" As I said this, I pretended to take out my master's magic weapon and set up a formation to attract lightning! When the dragon saw that I was serious, he thought I was a fool, mentally ill, and crazy! He had no choice but to agree to negotiate.

At this time, I put a lot of compliments on it, making it unable to get off the stage and unable to regret! You know, nine-five is the extreme number. Nine is too full, and five is more upright. The five of us, my four children and I, were ordained as the Dragon. All five of us were born in the Year of the Dragon, and there was also a sect leader who was practicing. This treatment was impossible in ancient times! If there were dragons in ancient times with this opportunity, they could have tried to ascend on the spot, and there was no need to enter the sea! However, since the Ming Dynasty, the world has entered the Dharma Ending Age. Even if it is ordained with the highest standard, I don’t know if this dragon can successfully transform into a divine dragon after a thousand years!

What's even more amazing is the final formula of the spell that sealed it. I chanted the Immortal Spell to it! You know, it's not a divine dragon yet. I just raised it to the status of a divine being, so that it dared not come down even if it wanted to, and dared not regret even if it wanted to. If it dared to regret, it would mean that it didn't want to be a divine being, and it didn't want to turn into a dragon, and it just gave up and died.

You have to know that walking a dragon means that the dragon has to go to the sea to shed its original restrictions, so that the thunder calamity in the sky can help it condense its dragon scales. At this time, the dragon that has just experienced the earth calamity is particularly sensitive all over. It is better to use the buoyancy in the water. If it goes to land, it will be no different from being cut into pieces. This is why walking a dragon always causes floods!

Fortunately, this dragon knows what is good for it. It is better to feel pain than to die, right? Didn't it also dismantle the dam of the lake with joy? Now that it has the hope of turning into a dragon, it is not afraid of pain! Watch, it will not only control the water level and protect the embankment, but also divert the water flow when it encounters a bridge to prevent it from collapsing! If there is a stone bridge with a sword hanging on it, it will also endure the pain and crawl around it. It must be more cautious than we imagined. "

Another village elder asked, "Master, you said the dragon is so powerful and has so many abilities. Why does it still need someone to confer a title on it?"

The stinky Taoist priest: "This is about the loopholes in the world's cultivation after the mythological era. According to Taoist legends, there are fifty great ways, forty-nine heavenly ways, and if one of them escapes, all things in the world can practice and can look for the one that escaped! However, humans are born to reincarnate in the forty-nine heavenly ways, and their spiritual wisdom is naturally awakened, so they can directly pursue the one that escaped. Other species must first be able to open their spiritual wisdom, but it is not enough to just open their spiritual wisdom, because they are not human. If they want to enter the great way, they need to be ordained by humans, which means that humans recognize your entry. Only then can you enter the forty-nine heavenly ways, and you are naturally one step slower than humans. So according to the words of our ancestor, when it comes to cultivation, although humans seem to be quite fragile, humans are the ones born by God, and other species are not even as good as those picked up from the dung heap!"