Siheyuan, don't yell at me

In the bustling and noisy city center of Tokyo, Japan, stands a magnificent Asahi Shimbun building.

On one floor of the building, a clerk wearing glasses and looking panicked rushed into the president's office.

He gasped and shouted loudly:

"Oh no, oh no, Mr. President..."

However, the clerk stopped talking halfway through, as if he was frozen by something.

It turned out that he saw a shocking scene - a female reporter from the newspaper was sitting on the president, and the two seemed to be engaging in improper behavior.

Faced with the sudden intruder, the president remained calm, hugged the female reporter who wanted to get up and leave, and wanted to continue the ceremony.

Then, the president turned around and glared at the clerk, cursing:

"asshole!

Don't you know that you need to knock before entering our president's office?

You are so unruly and you simply don't take me seriously!

If it weren't for your sister, I would have kicked you out long ago!

just now!

immediately!

immediately!

Get out of my sight! "

Hearing the president's angry rebuke, Deputy Editor-in-Chief Takeda was so scared that he trembled all over.

He quickly admitted his mistake and said that he would never make the same mistake again.

According to common sense, since the president has already said so, Deputy Editor-in-Chief Takeda should have left tactfully after apologizing.

However, surprisingly, he did not do so, but instead took a few steps forward.

"Mr. President, the situation is very serious, this is really a big deal!

It's simply a catastrophe, much more serious than the Americans dropping an atomic bomb!"

The president couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Ha ha!

is it?

Is there anything more serious than the Americans dropping an atomic bomb?

Could it be that His Majesty the Emperor has ordered an attack on the American military base?

Or have aliens invaded the earth?

Come on, tell me. If you can't give me an answer, then your career as deputy editor-in-chief is over.

No matter how much your sister tries to please me, it will be useless..."

At this moment, Deputy Editor-in-Chief Takeda bent over and respectfully presented a thick stack of photos to the president.

He looked solemn, and spoke in a low but respectful tone:

"Mr. President, please take a look.

This is indeed news about His Majesty the Emperor!

The damn Americans actually ate the Emperor as if he were barbecue!

Look, that old man who is holding the emperor’s head and gnawing on it desperately, does he look familiar to you?

That’s right, he is the legendary American five-star general, MacArthur!

And the Dolan standing next to him is the top commander of Yokota Air Base..."

As the leading, largest, most authoritative and influential newspaper in Japan, the president of Tokyo Asahi Shimbun naturally has extensive connections and knowledge.

He knows all the politicians and giants of major companies in his country by heart.

When he flipped through the photos, the scene that came into his eyes shocked him - it was indeed Emperor Hirohito of the Showa era, with MacArthur holding his head and gnawing on it!

Moreover, there is not just one such photo, but each one is clearly captured from multiple angles.

Thinking back to the mysterious disappearance of Emperor Showa not long ago, the president was overwhelmed with a strong sense of fear.

A terrible truth gradually surfaced, making him shudder!

When he flipped through the photos again, the president felt as if he was in an ice cellar, his whole body drenched in cold sweat.

Especially when he saw that Crown Prince Akihito was also made into barbecue, and even Prince Masahito was not spared, an indescribable fear surged in his heart.

This means that the entire Japanese royal family has been brutally wiped out and is completely extinct!

The president could no longer bear this shock. He pushed away the female reporter who was pressing on him, and then flipped through the following photos one by one.

With each photo he looked at, he grew paler, for he knew every person in the photo.

Among them were Shiro Ishii, the once-infamous director of the Asakusa Hospital;

There are also Okamura Yasuji, Okawa Shumei, Prince Asaka Naruhiko...

Each of them is a famous figure in Japan.

It is no exaggeration to say that these people are heroes in the eyes of the Japanese people and Class A war criminals during the Tokyo Trial.

At this moment, the president was in a daze, his eyes were empty, and he stood there in a daze, letting the photos slip from his hands.

He found it hard to accept the shocking facts conveyed by the photos before him.

"Mr. President, what should we do next?

Here's another piece of letter paper!

The letter was filled with a long list of American names, a list of cannibals..."

Deputy Editor-in-Chief Takeda's words were like a thunderclap, awakening the dazed president from his confusion.

He reached out his hand tremblingly, picked up the piece of letter paper, and looked at it.

They are all the names of American high-ranking officials in the famous and well-known military bases in Japan.

Deputy Editor-in-Chief Takeda then said:

"Mr. President, could you please tell me what to do next?

Do we publish this news in the newspaper?

Or choose to suppress the news? "

The president's eyes widened and he glared at Takeda fiercely.

"Asshole! Are you a pig?

How can you be so stupid?

This message was sent to you on purpose by someone else. How can you possibly think of suppressing it?

If we don't report it, won't they turn to other newspapers?

Media organizations such as the Yomiuri Shimbun, the Mainichi Shimbun, and the Sankei Shimbun will certainly seize on such crucial information.

Start writing your article right away, make sure your wording is sharp and incisive, and select a few representative photos.

Also, call all editors-in-chief here immediately!

Tomorrow morning, I will have Asahi Shimbun newspapers covering every street and alley in Tokyo..."

At the same time, the situation in other newspapers was similar.

The editors-in-chief were excitedly urging them to write quickly, anticipating the huge sales of tomorrow's news.

The next morning.

The city of Tokyo had just woken up from its sleep, and the streets and alleys were filled with the loud cries of newspaper boys.

“Selling newspapers!

Selling newspapers!

Breaking news, Emperor Showa was eaten by MacArthur!

Emperor Showa was roasted and eaten by the Americans..."

Many newsboys were beaten by the angry crowd before they could even sell their first newspaper.

But as more and more Japanese people read newspapers, the streets and alleys became dead silent.

People no longer had the heart to talk and their eyes were fixed on the contents of the newspaper.

The whole city just started to make noise, but then it fell silent again as if a pair of invisible hands had strangled it by the throat.

"Kill the Yankees and avenge His Majesty the Emperor!"

Sporadic sounds began to be heard, and then they became uniform and the sound went straight into the sky!