Siheyuan, don't yell at me

The space provided by the system is a small room of ten square meters.

He Daqing tried it and found it quite magical. He grinned and said:

"Good fellow, there is something there, it is indeed something cut from my body, it is quite powerful.

Come back quickly and give my donkey back to you."

As soon as He Daqing's hand touched the treasure, it disappeared in an instant. Then He Daqing felt the treasure back in his crotch, and his whole body felt surprisingly good.

It seemed that everything that had just happened was an illusion. If it weren't for the scarlet bloodstain on the ground, He Daqing almost believed it.

"Ding~"

A weak voice came from the system.

"Host, that blow you just made almost cost this system its life.

In order to prevent the host from cutting his own eggs again, this system will explode once it leaves the host's body.

Don't be too optimistic, the system has a program that can explode it.

Once it explodes, no grass will grow within a hundred-meter radius, and there will be no possibility of survival.

The system is running low on energy and needs to fall into a deep sleep.

The system has switched to primary intelligence..."

He Daqing had just gained such a great benefit, so of course he wanted to get more benefits, so he shook the baby vigorously.

"What a bullshit system, sleep like hell, wake up.

Give me some more benefits and some money to spend."

Seeing that the system ignored him, He Daqing picked up the kitchen knife again and started to use it on his treasure.

"You want to play the rolling knife meat with me, right? Why don't you ask around? I, He Daqing, am definitely the most rolling one."

He Daqing gestured several times, but finally couldn't do it. After all, he was He Dalui now, not He Xiaochong.

As for the testicles turning into bombs or even nuclear bombs, He Daqing didn't take it seriously at all.

If a man has no eggs, he might as well die.

"Humph, you're lucky today. If you dare to yell at me next time, I'll cut you into pieces and feed you to the dogs."

At this moment, the White Widow standing at the kitchen door had her eyes as big as gongs. The scene before her really shocked her.

I really couldn't understand what He Daqing was doing. He was waving a kitchen knife at his treasure, pretending to cut it, and talking nonsense.

Although Widow Bai was shocked, she still planned to persuade He Daqing. After all, this was related to her happiness in the second half of her life.

Even though He Daqing was a despicable bastard, at least he could make money and get some meat to eat from time to time.

In those days of food and clothing shortages, most people didn't dare to eat cornmeal and wild vegetables freely. The White Widow couldn't leave He Daqing, and unless she found another husband, she and her two sons would starve to death.

If anything happened to He Daqing, who would she find to take over?

Even if someone takes over, does he have a big donkey? Does he have the ability to make money like the Qing Dynasty?

No matter how hungry a person is in a famine, a chef like He Daqing will never starve.

Now He Daqing actually plans to cut off his treasure. Once the treasure is cut off, will I, the White Widow, still be of any use?

The White Widow pinched her thigh hard, squeezed out a tear, and started to cry.

"Daqing, Daqing, please don't do anything stupid.

That treasure cannot be cut off. Think about it, you, Mr. He, are a well-known figure in our alley. If you lose that thing, who will take you seriously? "

He Daqing had originally been planning to extort something from the system, but after hearing the White Widow's howling, he became a little upset.

He threw the kitchen knife back onto the chopping board, tied up his pants, and cursed:

"Are you crying? Are you crying? My master is not dead yet.

The Qing Dynasty died a long time ago, so don’t call me the Qing Dynasty, it’s really unlucky.

How many times have I told you to call me master?

By the way, I plan to stay here and not go to Baoding.

What are your plans? If you insist on going to live with your relatives, I will pay for your travel expenses."

When Widow Bai heard this, she became anxious. He Daqing wanted to clear all ties with her, which was unacceptable.

"Master, I am yours.

Wherever you go, I will go.

woohoo~

Don't abandon me~"

This trick of the White Widow would have been quite effective in the past.

He Daqing is He Daqing who has lived a new life. He is no longer the silly boy who was bewitched by the White Widow.

Close the kitchen door...

An hour later, He Daqing came out of the kitchen happily, followed by the trembling White Widow.

No wonder I, He Daqing, loved to form gangs in my previous life. It was really because of this White Widow that she had a way of tricking me, He Daqing, into becoming a donkey in the production team.

Moreover, the White Widow was only 26 years old, which was the ripest period of a peach. The taste of her was beyond description to outsiders.

Widow Bai poured He Daqing a cup of tea, gave him a back massage, and began to sound out He Daqing's opinion.

"Boss, you've quit your job at Fengzeyuan Restaurant. What are your plans next?"

He Daqing took a big sip of tea and glanced at the White Widow.

"With my ability, I can get into any restaurant. Even if I want to work in a factory or in the government, I can get by.

You just need to serve me and make me feel comfortable. Don't ask about my affairs.

I know your little thoughts.

Don't worry, you and your two children won't be hungry or cold."

After getting He Daqing's approval, Widow Bai finally put her mind at ease.

Leaning lightly on He Daqing's back, a smile appeared on her face again.

These days, having enough food to eat is a luxury.

For a woman of broken beauty, what else could she be dissatisfied with in such a situation?

He Daqing drank the tea in two gulps and started complaining again.

"Damn it, this Gao Moer doesn't taste right.

Those southern barbarians kept all the good tea for themselves and used the high-foam tea to fool us."

He Daqing said this, but Bai Guafu didn't dare to listen to it.

"Boss, you are the only one who can drink tea in this street. They can't even drink it if they want."

"Humph, that's true, who has the ability of He Daqing?

In addition to my abilities, my name He Dalu is not called that for nothing.

I said this, you should be the one who feels the most, right? "

After He Daqing finished speaking, his hands and feet started to move restlessly again.

The White Widow's body went limp and she quickly begged for mercy.

“Boss, we just finished, and I can’t stand it anymore.

It's almost noon, I'll go cook for you."

He Daqing then gave up, stood up, straightened his clothes and said:

"I won't eat here, I have to go back to the courtyard to take a look.

I haven't been home for a while, and I don't know how my silly son and my good daughter are doing? Are they hungry? "

“Ding~

The system senses the resentment, and the resentment supply and marketing cooperative is open.

White Widow's Resentment +200~

+1

+1

+1..."

He Daqing originally wanted to explain a few words to ease the atmosphere, but he didn't expect that a resentful supply and marketing cooperative suddenly showed up.

Just take a quick look at the Resentment Supply and Marketing Cooperative. Wow, everything that is sold in the world is also available in the system, but you need resentment to buy it.

There's no point in explaining this. He Daqing swaggered out of the house and slammed the door shut.

"Bang~"

“Ding~

White Widow's Resentment +50~"