Siheyuan, don't yell at me

With He Daqing's guarantee, Director Wu felt relieved and ran away with an excuse before even finishing his tea.

Looking at Director Wu’s useless look, you can tell that Director Wu is going to lick some big boss.

No wonder he could become the director, he is so servile and shameless.

If the leader asks me, He Daqing, to be the director, will I lick his chops or not?

There is a high probability that they will still lick it. Who doesn’t want to be an official?

The workers came back from work one after another, and the courtyard became lively again.

Although it was lively, He Daqing always felt that something was missing. For several days, he had no idea what was going on.

I heard Hou Xiaomei's voice cursing Jia Dongxu.

"Jia Dongxu, you are a loser, you can't even cook.

Where is your damn mother? Why don't you come back to cook? Do you want to starve me to death?

You Jia family members are all beasts. My younger sister Hou gave birth to a big fat boy for your family, but you can't even have a meal of steamed bread.

What a sin, what a sin.

Banggeng, come here and talk to me.

Zhang Meili, you are a bitch."

He has a pointed face and a monkey-like appearance, and looks nothing like Jia Dongxu.

Hearing Hou Xiaomei's shout, he stumbled towards her.

"Zhang Meili, what the hell~

Zhang Meili, what the hell~"

Jia Dongxu's mouth flattened and tears almost fell.

How does Jia Geng's pointed and monkey-faced appearance resemble him?

Moreover, Hou Xiaomei did not have her period on her wedding night.

This pointed-faced creature, I don’t know whose bastard it is.

Perhaps, there is a small probability that it is yours.

Due to the strong support of Hou Xiaomei's family, Jia Dongxu had to endure it.

If the matter gets blown out of hand and someone says my son is not mine, how will I, Jia Dongxu, be able to face people in the future?

Jia Zhang treated Banggeng as her own grandson and provided him with all the good things to eat.

Unexpectedly, Banggeng called out Jia Zhang's name and cursed her.

"Bang Geng, stop scolding me, Dad will make you something delicious.

Wife, stop making trouble and save some face for me, okay? "

Jia Dongxu begged humbly.

How could Hou Xiaomei be a soft-hearted person? Seeing Jia Dongxu's useless appearance, she was even more furious.

He is not good at lying on the bed and has no ability at work. Jia Dongxu is the most useless person in the whole hospital.

Liu Guangqi graduated from a technical secondary school and is currently a clerk. He plans to become a cadre in the future.

Xu Damao is an apprentice projectionist and a highly skilled technician. He is welcomed wherever he goes and can earn a lot of benefits.

Needless to say, He Yuzhu is very capable on the kang, and now he is the canteen monitor, in charge of more than a dozen people, and his father is a leader.

"You useless piece of shit, why don't you call your damn mother back here.

If Banggeng gets hungry, I will call my relatives and friends to beat the shit out of your mother.

What are you looking at? How dare you stare at me?

Don’t you want to live your life anymore...”

He Daqing finally understood that there was no Jia Zhang who was being beaten in the courtyard.

It seems that Jia Zhangshi goes out early and comes back late these days. I don't know where she is doing.

Damn, Intermediate Court, I, He Daqing, am the boss.

Your little sister Hou, your voice is louder than mine, He Daqing?

He stretched out his hand to call He Yuzhu over.

“Zhu Zi, tell that little sister Hou to shut up.

If you want to quarrel, go inside. Your brother is frightened."

He Yuzhu chuckled.

"Dad, I'm enjoying listening to it.

Let them make some more noise, some more noise.

Hey ~

Don't fight, don't fight, I'll go anyway."

He Yuzhu swaggered to the central courtyard and yelled at Hou Xiaomei.

"Hou Xiaomei, shut up right now.

You scared my brother to tears.

If you keep making trouble, I will beat you up, and I will beat you up with a stick as well."

Seeing that Hou Xiaomei had stopped talking, He Yuzhu was very proud.

Apart from my father He Daqing, I, Sha Zhu, am the king of the courtyard.

People call my dad Uncle He and call me Silly Young Master He, haha.

He Yuzhu was feeling very proud. When he turned around, he saw Yi Zhonghai sticking his head out of the window and started cursing.

"Yi Zhonghai, you're a rotten-skinned eunuch.

Whose crotch wasn't covered properly, letting you leak out?

You know what my dad said?

Once a gangster, always a gangster.

You, Yi Zhonghai, are the shame of No. 95 Nanluoguxiang.

I will crucify you, I will crucify you on the pillar of shame..."

Yi Zhonghai didn't say a word and retracted his head in shame.

Although the factory has allowed him to return to work, there is no way to restore a bad reputation.

No one in the factory looks up to me.

Moreover, that bastard He Daqing scolded him personally in the broadcasting room.

Those who want to please He Daqing are constantly making things difficult for themselves.

Oh my God, why didn’t that bastard He Daqing go to Baoding?

If He Daqing is not here, I, Yi Zhonghai, will have the final say in the Siheyuan.

Sha Zhu and Jia Dongxu both listened to me and provided for me in my old age.

In the factory, I am also a highly respected worker.

If a widow comes to my door, I can use her for free without spending any money.

Now, everything has changed.

He Daqing, I, Yi Zhonghai, curse your entire family to die a miserable death.

No, Qin Huairu doesn't have to die. If she can give birth to a son, maybe she can give me Yi Zhonghai one too...

The next day, a new newspaper came out.

The above are all introductions to the glorious combat achievements of the Russians and the GRU special forces.

How brave, how hard they train, how gifted they are.

Then after some scientific analysis, it was found that in this hunting competition, the GRU special forces representatives had a winning rate of over 9%.

He Daqing flipped through the newspaper and saw that the Russians were talking nonsense and simply didn't take him seriously.

Send someone to inform the reporters immediately that Master He Daqing has something to say.

Facing the crowd of reporters, He Daqing made a powerful statement as soon as he opened his mouth.

"I, He Daqing, am going to lose, so I'm going to cut off my eggs and use them as balls.

No matter when or where the hunting competition is held, as long as the rules are the same, I, He Daqing, will definitely win.

There is no chance of that happening. Let me put it bluntly: in my eyes, the GRU special forces are garbage.

What scientific analysis? It’s bullshit, complete nonsense.

I, He Daqing, am the terminator of science and the successor of socialism.

The GRU special forces can’t beat me in a fight, and they can’t beat me in drinking. How can they compete with me?

Wow, this reporter looks unfamiliar, and he’s a black guy.

Oh, no, he's a black gay.

Black comrade, which country are you from?

Ah? Are you from France?

Are there any foreign journalists here?"

More than a dozen hands were raised in the dark crowd.

He Daqing was so excited that he almost jumped up. His master, He Daqing, was about to become famous all over the world.

“Comrades foreign journalists, some of you may not know me yet.

Let me introduce myself. During the Korean War, I sneaked into the American rear alone.

Killed the highest commander of the United States, Lieutenant General Walker, by driving a car.

And captured alive a major general and two brigadier generals.

Come on, let me show you a show, I will drink ten bottles of vodka in a row..."