Siheyuan, don't yell at me

He Daqing shouted twice outside, but the people in the cellar didn't come out yet.

He Daqing felt humiliated and was very angry.

"Zhu Zi, go to the stove and get all the dried chilies and the can of Sichuan peppercorns.

Just go when I tell you to go, why are you asking so many questions? "

He Daqing took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it with a kerosene lighter.

The cigarette butt flickered for only a few times.

He Yuzhu took a small cloth bag of dried chilies and a can of Sichuan peppercorns and ran to He Daqing happily.

He Daqing grabbed a handful of dried chilies from the cloth bag and lit them with a kerosene lighter.

Stuff the burning dried chilies into a ceramic jar that still has half a can of Sichuan peppercorns.

He grabbed two more handfuls and filled the pottery jar.

The clay pot emitted thick and choking smoke, which almost made He Daqing cry.

He Daqing closed his eyes and blew hard at the pepper jar a few times. The black smoke coming out of the pottery jar became thicker and more choking.

He Daqing grinned, gently rolled the clay pot into the vegetable cellar, and closed the kicked-into-piece door.

Sha Zhu lay at the entrance of the vegetable cellar, looking left and right.

"Dad, why is there no movement?

Are you sure the three mice are down there?"

Xu Damao also leaned his head over and stretched his neck to look inside.

"Hey, why are you in such a hurry? Just smoke it for a while longer, then you'll have more fun.

These three dogs really know how to play. It’s really fun just thinking about it.

I'll try this trick tomorrow...

Chief He, if we catch Yi Zhonghai, how are we going to deal with him?"

After hearing Xu Damao's words, the people in the yard stretched their necks and looked at He Daqing, waiting for an answer.

He Daqing didn't hesitate and said:

"A few days ago, in Maoerduo Hutong in the west of the city.

Do you know about an old man in his eighties having an affair with his grandson's wife? "

Everyone looked at each other.

"What? Over eighty years old? Can he still mess around?"

"I know that old man is a jerk, always acting like a jerk and complaining all the time.

He is over 80 years old, but he looks just like a 17 or 18-year-old street thug. "

"How can it be?

What the hell are you doing?

An eighty-year-old man is acting like an eighteen-year-old street kid, yelling like he’s the boss of the world?

Still messing with your granddaughter?

Impossible, absolutely impossible..."

"If it's true, what would you say?"

"If it's true, I, Liu Guangqi, will eat shit..."

He Daqing stood up immediately.

"Liu Guangqi, since you want to eat and drink for free, I will grant your wish.

Zhuzi, go to the public toilet and scoop two spoonfuls, so that Brother Guangqi can eat as much as he wants. "

Liu Haizhong hurriedly stopped He Yuzhu and surrendered to He Daqing.

"Chief He, Chief He, the child is ignorant, ignorant.

Believe it, believe it, he believes it now."

He Yuzhu reached out and grabbed Liu Guangqi's collar.

"You stupid thing, your ignorance has limited the development of your brain.

Just like Grandpa He Daqing, no matter how old Grandpa He Daqing is.

He still has the capital to be arrogant and still messes with pretty women.

Arrogance has only to do with ability, what does it have to do with age?

I'm telling you a true story, how dare you interrupt me?

Liu Haizhong, your son has never been beaten, right? "

Didn't my grandfather often visit brothels when he was 80 years old?

Just as he was about to slap Liu Guangqi twice, he heard a noise in the vegetable cellar.

Someone was pushing the cellar door hard and shouting:

"Open the door, open the door, I can't stand it anymore."

Everyone laughed, this was Jia Zhang's voice.

Before Jia Zhang finished speaking, a man's voice was heard again.

"Open the door, open the door, I am Yi Zhonghai.

cough~

cough~

Jia Zhang and I saw a rat enter the vegetable cellar, so we went to kill it..."

He Daqing threw Liu Guangqi to the ground and gave a look, and He Yuzhu happily let go of his hand that was blocking the vegetable cellar door.

The broken wooden door was pushed open from the inside, and Jia Zhangshi and Yi Zhonghai crawled out, followed by Hou Xiaomei.

The three of them were choked by the smoke and fell to the ground, taking big gulps of fresh air.

The men in the yard kept looking at Hou Xiaomei.

This woman is so attractive.

Almost everyone's eyes were focused on Hou Xiaomei, but He Daqing was an exception.

He Daqing shouted:

"Yi Zhonghai~

Where are you going?

I’m He Daqing here, and you, kid, don’t even say hello. Don’t you give me face?

Well, you Yi Zhonghai don’t give me, He Daqing, face.

Then let’s just do business.

He Yuzhu, Xu Damao, bring Yi Zhonghai here for me."

He Yuzhu and Xu Damao also like to join in the fun, and they have He Daqing's support.

Naturally, they were not afraid at all. Together, the two of them brought Yi Zhonghai in front of He Daqing.

He Daqing reached out and snatched the deaf old lady's crutch, and used it to poke Yi Zhonghai's little bird.

"That's it? That's it?

Yi Zhonghai, you, a eunuch, actually play so extravagantly?

Zhuzi, Damao, take Yi Zhonghai out for a walk so that everyone can see the evidence of Yi Zhonghai's crime..."

Yi Zhonghai was so angry that he was shaking all over, but it was of no use.

He Yuzhu and Xu Damao held his arms tightly, and He Daqing was standing beside him, watching him eagerly.

Under He Daqing's sinister smile, Yi Zhonghai didn't even have the courage to pretend to faint.

He Daqing yawned and waved his hand to end it. This was Yi Zhonghai’s highlight moment.

Jia Zhang and Hou Xiaomei, the two of them squatting on the side, are not a good thing and are immoral.

As the head of the security department, I have to pay attention to the limits.

“Zhu Zi, throw the clothes to them and let them put them on.

Hey ~

You threw it to the wrong place. Hou Xiaomei's flowery dress and bellyband were given to Yi Zhonghai.

Yi Zhonghai, just wear it if I tell you to.

What's the matter? My words don't work? You still want to parade in the streets, right? "

Yi Zhonghai tried several times in front of everyone, tremblingly, before he put on his bellyband and then his flowery clothes.

Everyone burst into laughter, some holding their stomachs, some beating their chests.

Even praised Yi Zhonghai for his handsome looks.

After everyone made a fuss for a while, He Daqing clapped his hands.

"Okay, okay, everyone has to go to work tomorrow, go to bed, go to bed.

Yi Zhonghai, if you dare to take off your clothes without my permission,

I will put Hou Xiaomei's pants on your head and parade you around the streets..."

The next day, He Daqing got up early in the morning.

I fixed three pieces of rotten wood and wrote and drew on them.

He knocked on Yi Zhonghai's door, slapped him in the face, and then hung a rotten wooden board around Yi Zhonghai's neck.

Written on the rotten wooden board was the gangster Yi Zhonghai.

Then he kicked open Jia Zhang's door, slapped Jia Zhang and Hou Xiaomei several times, and hung them with rotten wooden boards.

Nanluoguxiang is particularly lively early in the morning.

Yi Zhonghai was wearing women's clothes, flowery clothes, with blush on his face. He was tied with ropes and walked at the front.

Behind the rope, Jia Zhang and Hou Xiaomei were also tied together.

He Yuzhu struck the gong vigorously.

With a "dong~" sound.

Xu Damao shouted:

"He's paraded through the streets, he's paraded through the streets, the gangster Yi Zhonghai, one dragon playing with two phoenixes.

Erfeng is actually still a mother-in-law and daughter-in-law..."