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Chapter 325: The Consort Wants to Kill Them and Says It Straight
I do not know why.
If other races encountered the golden light of merit, they would at most kneel down and worship, but it was different for the demons.
Too strong a golden light of merit would only melt the demons, similar to how a vampire would melt in the sun.
After realizing this, Chi Miao quickly collected his golden light of merit and coughed awkwardly: "Sorry, I forgot that you guys really can melt."
Everyone in the Sky Fox Demon Clan was smiling on the surface, but they were cursing in their hearts.
"Hahaha, it's okay, it's okay, Madam Prince Consort, as long as you are happy, do whatever makes you happy, it's just a little melting, we..."
"It's okay, it's okay. I'll use my Golden Core Technique to help you recover."
Before they could continue speaking, Chi Miao summoned out the Nascent Soul "Xiao Xi" that was transformed from the Star Golden Elixir.
Xiaoxi: "So happy! There are so many demons!"
Chi Miao looked at Xiao Xi and asked, "Use a golden elixir skill?"
Xiaoxi nodded repeatedly: "Okay~"
The next second, a gust of wind blew by.
At this moment, everyone in the Tianjiao Group, including Rong Xuanji, couldn't help but change their expression.
"This...this is?!"
Nightmare memories flooded into their minds, and they immediately fled the scene at the fastest speed in their lives!
Even Chi Miao couldn't help but widen his eyes: "Fuck! Xiaoxi, you made a mistake! This is not the right move!"
Xiaoxi: “Ah???”
"Aren't we going to deal with these demons?"
Chi Miao: "No! We are here to help them recover!"
Although she could directly use "Everything is Me", the scope this time was a bit large, so Xiaoxi had to come.
But Xiaoxi actually got it wrong!
Chi Miao looked at them apologetically and said, "Well... friends, if you have diarrhea and fart a little, you won't die for the time being, right?"
Everyone from the Sky Fox Demon Clan: “?”
What does it mean?
Have a bowel movement, fart, this is...
Before they could even ask, Chi Miao disappeared from the spot.
Of course, before leaving, Chi Miao and Xiao Xi released the "Everything is Me" to these demons out of humanitarianism and because they felt really embarrassed. Otherwise, they might not be able to hold on as they were suffering from hunger and severe injuries.
The places where the demons were melted quickly recovered.
When they were about to flatter the princess consort, they found that their stomachs began to rumble uncontrollably.
Damn it! This feeling is...
"Pfft~~~"
A series of strange noises were heard, and a foul smell spread.
Sky Fox Demons:
"grass!!!!!"
……
About half an hour later, the Tianjiao group and other people came back.
Chi Miao reappeared in front of the Sky Fox Demons and almost scared them!
Chi Miao scratched his head embarrassedly: "Sorry, you family demons, this is really my problem, my accident, I promise I will never do it again next time."
“There will be a next time?!!”
The demons were so frightened that they nearly died on the spot.
They were already pale from long-term hunger and had nothing in their stomachs.
As a result, they farted for half an hour!
Half an hour!!
Do you know how they got here in half an hour?!
This princess consort... is so weird!
He said he came to rescue them, but ended up nearly wiping them out.
In fact, it would be better to let them be wiped out. This is a damn shame!
If the princess consort doesn't restore them, more than 90% of the demons here will surely die.
When you die, you won’t be hungry, and you won’t suffer. Although it may not sound nice to say that you fart until you die, the process is really painful!
Unfortunately, the Princess Consort's recovery ability was so strong that they were almost dying, but now they couldn't die even if they wanted to!
They even began to suspect conspiracy theories that the princess consort did it on purpose, deliberately using this method to humiliate them and kill them at the same time.
Maybe the princess consort will really use this method... to destroy the entire demon clan.
Chi Miao coughed dryly, knowing that his mistakes had caused the demons to suffer.
But she never forgets her original intention!
"Don't worry, everyone. I really didn't mean to hurt you. It was just an accident! I'm here to help you. I will provide you with enough food!"
"Look..."
"Ah! Ah!! Ah!! No!!" The Sky Fox Demon Clan had been tormented by Chi Miao to the point of having a stress reaction. Chi Miao was enough to scare them to death just by raising his hand.
Chi Miao: “…”
Everyone in the Tianjiao Group: "..."
Jin Shengfei pursed his lips and couldn't help but say: "Actually, sometimes... I feel that these demons are quite pitiful."
But it fell into Chi Miao's hands.
Let's mourn for a moment~~
Chi Miao pinched his brows and said, "I really didn't make any mistakes at this moment. You can see for yourself."
After hearing this, the demons dared to open their eyes.
As a result, Chi Miao stretched out his hands, with two potatoes in his hands.
"What's this?"
"food."
"ah????"
"Come on, please, help yourself!"
The Sky Fox Demons were dumbfounded: "No... Princess Consort, you——"
They are about to pee their eyes!
They originally thought that the princess consort was here to torture them, but they didn't expect that all the torture was a prelude to what is happening now!
She really came to save them!
In order to save them, he even...even offered his own flesh for them to eat!
What a righteous human being! The princess consort... is so great!
"Is it really edible?" the little male demon who was almost starving to death asked tentatively.
Chi Miao smiled, trying her best to appear gentle and kind.
"Of course, eat it, eat whatever you want, you're welcome."
Hearing Chi Miao's affirmative reply, the little devil also plucked up the courage.
After all, starving to death would be too painful!
As long as he can have a bite to eat, he is willing to work like a slave!
He was so moved that he burst into tears. He walked forward while crying, chanting, "Long live the Demon Mother, long live the Sky Fox Princess, long live the Prince Consort's wife... I never thought that I wouldn't have to starve to death."
He grabbed Chi Miao's arm with both hands and bit it!
Chi Miao hissed in pain, and then quickly slapped the little male demon in the Foundation Establishment Stage in front of him and sent him flying: "What are you doing!"
The little male demon covered his face and said aggrievedly: "No... didn't you say that you can eat whatever you want and don't be polite? Why... why are you still fighting demons!"
Are all human beings so insidious and cunning, and can turn against each other at any time?
Mom, this is so scary!
Chi Miao was speechless.
The IQ of the demons is really hopeless!
She said:
"I'm asking you to eat the potato in my hand! Not to eat me! I'm a powerful Yuanying stage warrior, so terrifying, you want to eat me? Aren't you afraid of being stuffed to death in one bite?"
The demons were even more dumbfounded at this moment. They stared at the potato in Chi Miao's hand and then looked at Chi Miao's face.
"You're not... eating potatoes? You... you... we thought you were using the potatoes as decorations!"
"My dear wife... We demons can only eat humans!!"
Chi Miao: “…”
God damn potatoes as decorations.
The demons are indeed a race in which all of them are mentally retarded.
She closed her eyes for a while to digest the anger in her stomach, then opened her eyes:
"I am here to make the demons stop eating humans. If I say you can eat potatoes, then you can definitely eat potatoes. Do you understand?"
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