The sword seller is wearing a red coat, applause for the whole living person

The fat boy took a step, and his belly shook several times. He walked in front of Chi Miao, and then -

Bang-!

He sat down on the ground and burst into tears: "Mom, my sister bullied me~~"

"Ah?" Chi Miao was stunned and almost became demented.

no……

You are such a big thing, and you are crying here when a tiny mirror spirit kicks you.

You must weigh at least 500 or 600 kilograms, right?

You are a fat guy weighing 500 to 600 kilograms, why are you crying here?!

The key point was that the crying of this fat boy was accompanied by a strange sword energy that was blowing everywhere.

Chi Miao held his forehead with a headache: "No... You are not, Wujian Stone Wall, right?"

She had noticed that after the fat boy appeared, the sword-enlightenment stone wall that was supposed to be in front of her disappeared.

Although it is difficult to explain how a stone can transform into a living person, they are all practicing Taoism.

What's the point of explaining the world of cultivation?

After Chi Miao revealed his identity, the fat boy nodded aggrievedly: "Yes, mother, I am Wu Jian Shi Bi."

Chi Miao: “…”

This world is crazy.

Even stones can become spirits.

He still calls for his mother and feels aggrieved.

The key point is... this sword-enlightenment stone wall is an important inheritance of the Tianjian Sect, and she somehow stole it?

When the Tianjian Sect comes to settle accounts with her, how will she explain it?

She grabbed things wherever she went, making her look like a robber.

She is obviously a simple, kind and good girl!

At this time, the Mirror Spirit was already holding the Weeping Sword, and the two of them formed a rare united front, intending to stab the fat boy in front of them to death.

But this fat boy's body is a stone that carries countless sword intentions! Can he maximize his defense?

The Mirror Spirit stabbed the fat boy several times with the Weeping Sword, but the fat boy was not hurt at all.

The fat boy still felt wronged, and was still crying and shouting: "Mom, save me! They want to kill me!"

Chi Miao: "Stop it, don't pretend, the skin is not even scratched, does it hurt?"

The fat boy shook his head: "It doesn't hurt."

Chi Miao: "What's your name?"

Fat boy: "My name is Wuwu."

Chi Miao: “…”

This IQ, is it because he has been in the Tianjian Sect for too long, and was infected by the Tianjian Sect? !

Chi Miao: "I didn't ask you what your name is. I asked you why you shouted if it didn't hurt?!"

Fat boy: "Call mom."

Chi Miao: “…”

It made me laugh.

What can you do with this IQ?

Oh... not all is not in vain.

It is said that idiots are naturally restrained by normal people.

If you meet an opponent with a little bit of brains in the future, you can throw this fat guy out. No matter how you hit him, he won’t feel any pain and he won’t understand what you say.

In the end, I was so angry and amused by his IQ.

How is this not a psychic attack?

Chi Miao simply asked something direct: "Why did you call me mother? Don't tell me that it's because of me that you have the ability to transform."

This trick has been used by Mirror Spirit a long time ago!

The fat boy Wuwu bit his fingers and shook his head: "Wuwu doesn't know."

Chi Miao: "Then when did you suddenly make a contract with me?"

It's impossible that she could sign the contract just by understanding the sword, right?

The fat boy knew this time:

"Because mother's sword is very fragrant! Very delicious... I think I can enjoy delicious food and drink spicy food by following mother, so I signed the contract!"

After hearing this, Chi Miao's cerebellum atrophied.

What a simple and unpretentious reason.

Chi Miao: "...then...then what is your role?"

When the fat boy heard this, he understood that his mother wanted him to prove his role and ability!

His face immediately turned red, and then his chubby fingers touched his bellyband.

"Although it's embarrassing...but if mother must know, Wuwu won't be stingy."

Chi Miao's eyes widened when he saw this scene: "No, what are you doing? In broad daylight, you, a fat kid weighing 500 to 600 pounds, are you causing mental pollution by taking off your clothes?!"

"You have abs, you can show them off as you like! The question is, do you have them? If you dare to ask me to guess which level your belly is on, you're done!"

Wu Wu felt very aggrieved and choked up, "No... it's my ability, under my bellyband... I just wanted to open the bellyband to show mother."

Chi Miao was silent: "...Oh, then you reveal it."

Really, what an abstract fat boy.

Who is good at this? His ability is in his stomach?

Soon, Wuwu took off his red mandarin duck bellyband.

Unexpectedly, there was no fat on it... but a huge piece of jade!

Chi Miao's eyes widened: "What an amazing physiological structure!"

Wu Wu blushed, "Oh, I'm so embarrassed!"

Chi Miao: "...You are a stone, why are you so ashamed?"

Wuwu: "My mother is so annoying. Stones also have privacy, okay?"

Chi Miao: “…”

as long as you are happy.

Her face was numb: "So what's the use of your belly? Dig out the jade and sell it?"

Wuwu's eyes widened and he gasped.

Mom is so scary!

"No! Wuwu's belly can't be dug! Wuwu's belly is very powerful! You can carve words and even draw pictures on Wuwu's belly!"

Chi Miao picked up the Weeping Sword and simply said, "Really? Let me try."

After saying that, she picked up the sword and rushed forward.

Wuwu: “?”

So straightforward.

Chi Miao: "Will I stab you to death?"

Wu Wu shook his head: "No, Wu Wu's belly is invincible!"

Then Chi Miao felt relieved.

Then the scene became brutal.

But Wuwu seemed very comfortable.

“Delicious! Delicious, delicious!”

Chi Miao's portrayal, with her sword intent, was a great delicacy to him.

While he was able to taste the flavor, he was also recording this power!

Chi Miao was shocked!

"No wonder it can record sword intent. I feel... this thing's ability is more than that!"

Soon, Chi Miao realized through his own exploration that this fat boy was really extraordinary!

He can not only record the sword intent, but also other powers!

He could even remember her attack that contained the essence of Taoism!

This ability...if combined with her understanding, no matter how difficult the skill is, she will be able to comprehend and simulate it sooner or later.

The Tianjian Sect has only used it to record sword intent for so many years, which is such a waste of resources!

What Chi Miao didn't expect was that after she started to carve "paintings" on Wuwu's jade belly, Wuwu's jade belly actually changed rapidly.

What she carved was Jiujian Mountain.

The image of Nine Swords Mountain appeared directly in Wuwu’s stomach!

Moreover, it was real-time! And no one from Jiujian Mountain noticed her.

"What the hell?"

Chi Miao couldn't help but swear.

This thing won't, after carving out a specific picture, can it achieve real-time monitoring? !

Isn't this a peeping skill? !

In order to verify his guess, Chi Miao silently began to carve Wen Ren Yin's appearance on Wu Wu's belly.

You bastard, let her see what you are doing!

You don’t know until you see it. When he saw it, Chi Miao’s face changed immediately.