When Xiao Jiaojiao cried, the soldier king led the team to kill like crazy

After hearing Sikong Yan's decisive answer, Xiao Jiaojiao was finally satisfied.

well.

Still cooperative.

It was a rare occasion that she had the urge to cook a meal to celebrate. If Sikong Yan didn't oblige, he would never be able to eat her cooking again in his life.

He had to serve her.

Lu Yiling smiled with satisfaction: "Well, wait, there are two more dishes."

"One is marinated crayfish, and the other is braised lion's head. Wait a minute."

"..."

Sikong Yan was surprised. Oh, his little Jiaojiao performed exceptionally well today.

One person actually made so many dishes.

Ok, Ok.

A young boy is teachable. If she continues like this, Xiao Jiaojiao will really be able to cook.

When they come back and have their vacation, they can let Xiao Jiaojiao cook for them.

Who knows, I can even make complementary food for their children in the future.

At this moment, looking at the pot of mung bean soup, Sikong Yan didn't feel so uncomfortable anymore.

It seems that the originally unacceptable taste can become a little delicious.

When Lu Yiling went to carry the dishes, Sikong Yan took the soup spoon, scooped a bowl of mung bean soup, and drank it mouthful by mouthful.

The taste is okay, not a dark dish.

There is also a green bean flavor.

Well, this can barely be considered mung bean soup.

Judging from Xiao Jiaojiao's previous cooking skills in the fried kitchen, today's cooking was considered an improvement.

The previous second, Sikong Yan still felt that Xiao Jiaojiao's cooking skills could be improved and she might have great potential. The next second, when Xiao Jiaojiao brought the braised lion's head, he was dumbfounded.

Is it too late to take back what I said before?

Is it okay?

Is this Xiao Jiaojiao’s cooking skills?

Is this braised lion head?

Woo woo woo o(╥﹏╥)o.

This was the first time that Sikong Yan had seen such braised lion head. No, there was no such step as braising, it was boiled the whole way.

The head of the lion head is made of noodles.

Xiao Jiaojiao used noodles to make hair like the Golden Lion King Xie Xun. Woohoo, the lion's face was made of white rice.

It does look a bit like a lion, but it is completely different from the lion head that people know and eat in legends.

Sikong Yan didn't know what words to use to describe his feelings at the moment.

Lu Yiling brought a set of bowls and chopsticks to Sikong Yan.

Lu Yiling: "Eat quickly, you can't eat the soup!"

"You can't fill your stomach by drinking soup!"

"..."

Sikong Yan held the chopsticks in his hand, but was hesitant to pick up the meat. He didn't know where to pick up the lion's head and had no idea where to start.

Xiao Jiaojiao: "It's so delicious, so you can't put down your chopsticks?"

"It's okay, as long as I'm in a good mood, I'll make it for you next time!"

"In order to make this lion's head, I specially asked someone to buy noodles and rice. It was really not easy!"

"I finally understand why those people say that being a chef is a hard job!"

"But I'm happy today. Wait, I'll serve the raw marinated crayfish!"

“…”

At this moment, Sikong Yan had lost all desire in life and no longer had any expectations for Xiao Jiaojiao.

What matters about raw pickling is the marinade. Only a chef with certain cooking skills can pickle delicious food.

Otherwise, it’s dark cuisine.

There is no doubt that the raw marinated lobster made by Xiao Jiaojiao is definitely a dark dish.

At this time, Sikong Yan wanted to leave.

If he runs for his life now, can he still save his life?

At this time, Lu Yiling brought up a pot. The crayfish in the pot were still very alive, crawling around in the pot.

ps: My sister was in a car accident and suffered a brain fracture and cerebral hemorrhage. She has been helping out in the hospital for the whole day and I really don’t have the energy to write. So that’s all for today!

(Update number 8 below)

The crayfish is still alive.

The condiments such as onion, ginger and garlic seemed to have become food for the crayfish.

It's a bit like embellishment.

Sikong Yan was shocked to the extreme when he saw this scene. If it weren't for his excellent expression management, he could have stuffed a big egg in his stomach at this moment.

Outrageous.

What Xiao Jiaojiao did was really outrageous.

As expected, never have any expectations of Xiao Jiaojiao's cooking skills.

Having any expectation at all would be a shame to yourself, and you would regret it so much that you would want to slap yourself to death.

When Sikong Yan thought about how he had some expectations for Xiao Jiaojiao just now, he felt it was outrageous.

Not only is Xiao Jiaojiao outrageous, he is even more outrageous than Xiao Jiaojiao herself.

How could this be?

can not be like this.

Even though he knew Xiao Jiaojiao's cooking skills, he still expected her to cook in the future.

This time there is indeed progress, the kitchen is no longer blown up.

It was changed to murder.

This progress is terrifying.

Sikong Yan used chopsticks to grab the body of a crayfish and lifted it up.

The crayfish kept struggling under his chopsticks with great strength and health, and even used its claws to pinch his chopsticks.

Sikong Yan frowned: "Lingling, is it the crayfish that is eating me, or am I eating the crayfish?"

"How do I eat this?"

"Isn't this just putting your mouth up for it to clamp?"

"Giving it free human flesh to eat?"

“…”

Lu Yiling nodded: "Sure!"

"You are about to kill him, and you won't allow him to have a full meal?"

"Those who are executed need to have a good meal before they die!"

"Just think of it as giving it a good meal, and then you eat it!"

“…”

Sikong Yan: .....

Sikong Yan has never been a match for Xiao Jiaojiao, and now the customary language of his family has become speechlessness.

Because I am powerless to refute and I don’t know what to say.

Whatever Xiao Jiaojiao says makes sense.

If you are right, you can go anywhere in the world; if you are unreasonable, you can also go anywhere in the world; this is what Xiao Jiaojiao is all about.

Sikong Yan: "Bring a pair of chopsticks, let's eat together!"

"Aren't we celebrating together?"

“…”

Lu Yiling was stunned for a moment, then his face darkened, and he said unhappily: "Sikong Yan, are you trying to murder your wife?"

"Kill your wife without a knife!"

“…”

Sikong Yan: .....

he!

He was speechless again.

Isn’t this Xiao Jiaojiao cooking? Aren’t they celebrating?

He invited Xiao Jiaojiao to have dinner together, but how did it turn into wanting to kill his wife? Has he seen too many wife-murder cases recently?

I don’t quite know how to answer this.

But there is no other way.

This big table is filled with food made by Xiao Jiaojiao, but she doesn’t eat it herself?

Sikong Yan: "Just eat something, aren't we celebrating?"

Lu Yiling: "I don't want to eat!"

"I am a humble concubine, how can I eat at the same table with the emperor?"

"Your Majesty should enjoy it slowly by yourself!"

“…”

Sikong Yan: ....

Are you sure he is the emperor?

Is it the emperor?

The old emperor is at the mercy of others.

Xiao Jiaojiao is the queen, she can deal with him however she wants.

The crayfish that Sikong Yan was holding was still struggling, becoming more and more powerful.

It looked like he was showing off his power to Sikong Yan.

Sikong Yan lowered his head, staring straight at the crayfish, thinking about what to do.

Should I bite it or not?

I can't eat it.

Therefore, when eating crayfish, we also need to offer human flesh as a sacrifice to it.

Damn, this crayfish must have become a fairy.

Lu Yiling ignored Sikong Yan, walked aside, picked up her Golden Soul Grass and began to admire it.

She couldn't eat the food she cooked herself.

I really can't eat it.

It doesn't look delicious at all.

There was no way. She only had this little talent for cooking. How could she, who was so picky, eat something like this?

Alas, from now on, let Sikong Yan enjoy her cooking skills alone.

Don't harm others.

Sikong Yan: Thank you!!!

Lu Yiling: Is this what I cooked? I am full of love for you. Do you understand? If you don't eat it, who will? Do I have to share my love with others?

Sikong Yan gnashed his teeth and said: No need to share, I’ll eat it!!! He ate it even with tears in his eyes.

Lu Yiling: That’s right!

Just when Sikong Yan was struggling, Brother Li, the person in charge of the auction, arrived.

He came to Sikong Yan to report on the situation and revenue of the auction.

Now that the Underground Emperor has returned, these things should be reported to him.

The Underground Emperor only reports to the Governor when he is not in the Interstellar State.

In fact, the auction house is an independent entity, and Brother Li is on the same level as the governor.

However, Brother Li has always been Sikong Yan's secret man. No matter what Shi Xin did, Brother Li just secretly took note of it and obeyed on the surface without taking any action.

In fact, Brother Li knew every move of Shi Xin at the auction.

Brother Li walked in and was dumbfounded when he saw the Underground Emperor struggling with the same crayfish.

This scene is totally unimaginable.

The Underground Emperor, so arrogant, the sacred Underground Emperor, the high and mighty god, actually has such a down-to-earth side, which is really surprising.

This scene made the Underground Emperor fall from the altar.

The underground emperor who lives in the world of mortals makes people feel more intimate.

Sikong Yan hesitated to speak, and when he saw the person in charge walk in, he raised his eyelids and glanced at him indifferently.

Sikong Yan: "Want to eat one?"

“…”

Brother Li was horrified and quickly waved his hands: "No...No need!"

"Boss, eat it yourself!"

“…”

When the person in charge came closer, he saw what was in the pot. The crayfish were crawling around full of energy and cheering for their victory.

Brother Li: "Boss, how come this crayfish is alive!"

"Didn't he kill her?"

“…”

Sikong Yan was confused, he didn't know.

The main reason was that Sikong Yan had been training in the organization all year round and had eaten in the army canteen, so he had never eaten crayfish.

First, this thing has little meat and is not suitable for the canteen or for soldiers.

Second, the people in the kitchen said that this thing was difficult to handle and contained a lot of bacteria, so they decided to forget it.

During his vacation, Sikong Yan didn't have any social activities, and he didn't like to go out with Han Xifeng and the others or go to bars.

Even that group of gifted geniuses wouldn't eat this stuff, let alone Sikong Yan.

So he really didn't know about this.

For Lu Yiling, a kitchen novice, he had no idea

Although, she loves to eat spicy crayfish, the crayfish served are bright red in color and the crayfish meat is very chewy and fresh, but isn’t that stir-fry?

This is different from her approach.

She pickled it raw.

Isn’t raw pickling just raw food, no need for cooking?

Do we still kill crayfish like we kill fish?

How do I kill this thing?

Suffocate with water?

No, they are aquatic creatures.

Use boiling water?

No, if it is boiled, it is no longer pickled raw.

Kill with a knife?

Where to kill?

Lu Yiling looked at the person in charge and said calmly, "Do you still want to kill this thing?"

"How to kill?"

“…”

There was a flash of surprise in the eyes of the person in charge. He found it unbelievable. Isn't this something that everyone knows?

But I felt relieved in an instant.

How could people like the Underground Emperor and the Mistress be ordinary people?

They are the big guys, they are gods.

The person in charge didn't waste any time, walked over and picked up the crayfish with two fingers.

Sikong Yan let go of his chopsticks.

The crayfish continued to struggle in the person in charge's hand, and used its claws to pinch Brother Li's hand.

At this time, Brother Li grabbed the crayfish's tail cleanly and neatly.

Twist off the tail in the middle that looks like a small fan with your hands. With a twist, a rotation and a pull, the crayfish's tail will be separated from its body, with a long intestine still attached to the tail.

Those are the crayfish's innards.

Throwing the shrimp tail on the paper towel, the person in charge quickly twisted off the crayfish's head, leaving the entire shrimp tail.

Explain as you go along.

Brother Li: "The crayfish we eat in this restaurant usually only have their tails processed, and they don't cut off their heads, because that way only the meat is left. Dozens of crayfish look like very few!"

"In order to make it look like there is a lot, it's a big plate, and I won't deal with the hair!"

"If you cook it yourself and eat it yourself, you basically have to do all the processing. You also have to use a toothbrush to clean the shrimp body. In order to make it more flavorful and to make it easier to remove the shell when eating, you have to cut a knife on the back!"

"This is how it's handled!"

“…”

Lu Yiling stared with wide eyes.

Oh!

So that's how it is, but it's too troublesome. She will give up on eating crayfish from now on.

Sikong Yan: Fortunately, fortunately he hasn’t done anything yet, and he hasn’t been blinded by his love for Xiao Jiaojiao.

Those internal organs are really dirty.

There is also the twisted shrimp head, which has a fishy smell.

Sikong Yanda had a feeling of being reborn after a calamity.

Brother Li took the initiative to speak: "Boss, Madam, I will handle everything for you!"

"This crayfish is not suitable for eating raw. There are too many bacteria!"

“Braised is better!”

“…”

Sikong Yan looked at Lu Yiling, not daring to agree easily.

What if Xiao Jiaojiao does something naughty again? This is the meal she cooked, and she would probably be angry if someone tampered with it so easily.

Unexpectedly, Lu Yiling nodded: "Okay, a little more numb, a little more spicy!"

"It's ready, let's eat together!"

"..."

Brother Li carried the pot of crayfish into the kitchen.

Who would have thought that these three big shots, big shots who could make the world tremble with just a stomp of their feet, would actually cook in the room.

Fortunately, Sikong Yan's room is big and luxurious enough, with everything you need. The entire space is more than 200 square meters.

Brother Li went to deal with the crayfish, and Xiao Jiaojiao was drowsy on the sofa.

Half an hour later, Lu Yiling woke up when he smelled the stir-fried crayfish.

After repeated refusals, Brother Li finally sat down at the table with them.

He originally came here to report on his work, but ended up having a down-to-earth midnight snack.

I still have supper with the underground emperor.

This scene was something that Brother Li would never have dared to imagine in his dreams in the days before an hour.

After eating one symbolically, Brother Li began to report his work seriously.

"Boss, we have contacted the Chen family. They said that as long as the mistress comes forward to treat the Chen family."

"They are willing to give away all their family fortune!"

"..."

all?

When Sikong Yan was interviewing them, he asked for half of the property, but they actually offered to give him all of it?

Weird.

Chen family?

Lu Yiling raised his head and looked at Brother Li: "Are you here for me? The Chen family? The hidden family, the Chen family?"

"Hubby, do you think it could be my biological mother's Chen family?"