When Xiao Jiaojiao cried, the soldier king led the team to kill like crazy

Sikong Yan didn't know how to describe his feelings at the moment.

Xiao Jiaojiao’s word “fly” is indeed very vivid.

However, there was something wrong with her understanding.

When it comes to telling lies with open eyes and making up stories, Sikong Yan is no match for Lu Yiling.

There's no way I can beat her.

Xiao Jiaojiao actually knows oracle bone inscriptions and pictographic characters.

I had to tell Sikong Yan that the word "fei" should be written like this. Didn't the oracle bone script before China also pay attention to the image?

Sikong Yan was overwhelmed.

There was really no way to deal with Xiao Jiaojiao. Now he finally understood why there were so many parents of elementary school students howling on the Internet.

He wanted to howl, too; he was devastated.

Sikong Yan really had no idea, so he took his phone and searched on Baidu, wondering how he should tell Xiao Jiaojiao that the word "fly" cannot be written like this.

After searching around, Sikong Yan found a parent communication group.

It’s full of parents complaining and sharing some ways to discipline naughty children.

At this time, the group leader @Sikong Yan.

"Parent, please change the note to XXX age XXX grade!"

“…”

The leader of the group was afraid that Sikong Yan didn't understand, so he added something else.

The general meaning is to let Sikong Yan fill in the child's age and grade to facilitate communication between parents of the same grade.

Seeing this, Sikong Yan was stunned for a moment.

Quit the group quietly.

How does he fill it out?

Fill in a baby who is nearly 300 months old?

What should I fill in as my age?

Graduated from university?

The thought was outrageous, so Sikong Yan was so scared that he quickly retreated, took a set of pajamas to the bathroom, and took a shower to calm down.

Are all wives nowadays so difficult to take care of?

It’s not easy to carry. It’s not easy to carry.

Headache! ! !

If he doesn't study, it's fine as the couple's relationship is good. But as long as he studies, it will be a mess and Sikong Yan will have the illusion that he often needs a quick-acting heart pill.

You never know when you might get sick from anger.

Seeing Sikong Yan go to take a shower, Lu Yiling didn't care and continued to finish his homework.

Suddenly, what the instructor said during the previous holiday flashed through her mind.

and many more! ! !

The holiday is about to end.

In other words, they will test again soon?

Another exam.

Damn it.

Oh my god, someone please save her, the exam is coming up again.

Lu Yiling quickly took out his cell phone and contacted his seniors.

None of them can be missing.

They must return to the base and cannot take leave.

Especially the eldest senior brother and the fifth senior sister, they must not take leave and must return to the base on time.

Otherwise, she would be miserable.

Because, judging from the results of the previous few times, her grades were very stable and she had always been third from the bottom.

Lu Yiling was very satisfied with this result.

The eldest senior brother and the fifth senior sister, one is the last and the other is the second to last, but their grades are also very stable.

If, if the two of them didn't return to the base because of something, then she would be finished.

The last one, the second to last one, neither of them came.

Since she is ranked third from the bottom, does that mean she will become the last one?

It was a nightmare.

If you are ranked last, all your homework will be doubled and you will be punished.

The physical punishment wasn’t really a punishment, but the mental punishment was deadly.

There are obviously 26 letters in each.

She knows all the English letters and can read them.

But when it comes to pinyin, she can't pronounce it. Why is it so difficult to pronounce?

For example, o, because it is pronounced o (ou), if it becomes pinyin, it will not be 0 (oh).

The main thing is that she can't say it and can't spell it for a long time.

This kind of thing should be handled by Senior Brother Yan Jue, so they must not be allowed to take leave, and the last and second to last must be there.

In this way, her grades will remain stable at the third from the bottom.

Lu Yiling quickly sent a message in the group of the Cigui organization, @ing the eldest senior brother and the fifth senior sister.

"The vacation is over. When will you return to the base?"

"Can you return on time?"

“…”

Fifth Senior Sister: "I can't go back. I have something to deal with for the time being!"

Senior Brother: "I can't go back. I have an operation. I'll be back in a few days!"

“…”

Seeing this information, Lu Yiling's heart tightened.

Finished!

She is definitely ranked last.

What to do?

She would be miserable if neither of them could go back.

Otherwise, she should also take a leave.

At that time, the second brother, who was fourth from the bottom, would directly become the last one.

This idea seems to be a good one.

Yes, just do it.

Lu Yiling was thinking in his mind, how can I ask for leave?

Hey!

It’s a bit difficult to make up the excuse that her husband is the captain. The captain knows her background very well, so it’s a bit difficult to deal with.

Until going to bed, Lu Yiling hadn't come up with any solution.

At home, Sikong Yan didn't know how to control himself.

In addition, Chaotianjiao's physical strength has improved a lot now, so Sikong Yan has become even more unscrupulous.

It was almost 11 o'clock in the evening before Lu Yiling fell asleep.

At this time, Xiao Jiaojiao's WeChat rang. It was Ji Tinglan chatting in the girlfriends group.

Once this group starts chatting, they won't stop for a long time.

Three women and one drama.

A few women, chatting about all sorts of things.

Lu Yiling climbed up the stairs and started chatting inside out of curiosity.

"Ji Tinglan, do you know why you were the bride yesterday? Bride, bride, that's because from then on you are his new mother. You take care of everything, eating, drinking, defecating, urinating, and sleeping! You just have one more son. And it's possible that he's a rebellious son."

"Do you know why bridesmaids have to be unmarried?"

"Because if you find someone you want to marry, she'll tell you all night long, don't get married, don't get married!"

“…”

Best friend 1: "A group of men smoke a pack of cigarettes, and when they talk about women, they are overjoyed. A group of women want to drink, and when they talk about men, they curse all night long!"

“…”

Then, at this time, Ji Tinglan was not angry and was still smiling.

Ji Tinglan: "Isn't that right? What are girlfriends for? Isn't it just to complain about the most annoying person with your girlfriends? It's not enough to complain on the phone or WeChat, you have to meet in person to talk!"

"Have a meal, drink some wine, and say bad things about that person together. This is the best way to relieve stress. When the 55 ethnic groups drink, they all sing and dance. Only the Han people drink. I tell you, don't say anything first, listen to me. Then you and your bestie will compete to curse the person you hate together."

"She cursed her work, her boss, her husband, her kids, and praised and belittled each other. She did this for three hours straight and couldn't stop!"

"Instantly, you will find that you have eaten, drunk, and your qi is flowing smoothly, and your Ren and Du meridians are both unblocked!"

“…”

O(n_n)O Haha~.

A funny guy.

Only Ji Tinglan can say it.

Just when everyone was so happy that they were about to die of laughter, Ji Tinglan suddenly asked for a call from home.

Five minutes later, Lu Yiling's phone rang.

Ji Tinglan's crying voice was heard on the phone: "Lingling, my second brother...my second brother is dying!"

"Go to the hospital for emergency treatment!"