When Xiao Jiaojiao cried, the soldier king led the team to kill like crazy

Oh my god, no wonder his sister-in-law asked him to lift up his trouser legs.

this....

This thing hurts so much.

It hurts so much that I doubt my life.

Hahaha, ok, happy!!!

Han Xifeng: "Sister-in-law, didn't you say one million per person?"

"The money had just been transferred, and they changed their minds!"

"I didn't change my attitude so quickly!"

"Is one million missing? How about each of us transfer one million and let this matter be over? Is that ok?"

"This thing is no joke, it hurts too much!"

“…”

Lu Yiling turned to look at one of Ji Tinglan's best friends: "How much money?"

"Is it enough?"

“…”

The girlfriend nodded: "That's enough! It's two million more than we expected!"

"That's enough!"

“…”

Lu Yiling nodded and turned to look at Han Xifeng.

"Sorry, I have enough money!"

“Spending money can’t buy peace of mind!”

"The one million I gave you was just to buy you a spot as best man. Congratulations on being shortlisted as Lu Yihe's best man and having the chance to participate in this game of sticking!"

“…”

Go to hell.

Spend one million to buy a chance to be a best man.

Whoever wants to be the best man can be the best man.

Five million, sold.

No, it's about giving money away, is that okay?

But at this point, no one is willing to take the place of best man. There is no other way, as they are all rich people.

Is the problem money?

No!

Save your life first.

Han Xifeng turned to look at Sikong Yan, wanting to ask for help.

Let the eldest brother take care of his wife.

However, Sikong Yan stood aside, looking at his wife with a doting smile.

Let his wife do whatever she wants.

what is this?

Woo woo woo.

They are doomed. They have no one to back them up and no one to stand up for them.

The eldest brother is even more useless. He doesn't care about his wife at all and just doesn't help the evil.

So sad, so tragic.

Facts have proved that Sikong Yan would only suppress Lu Yiling during training at the base, and demanded that she complete the task meticulously and without any deviation.

Because it is a matter of life and death, a matter of principle.

In real life, Sikong Yan dotes on his wife to an outrageous degree.

Most of the time, it was Lu Yiling who was making trouble and he was laughing.

Even if there is a hole in the sky, he will support it.

It's useless, nothing works.

Looking for Lu Yihe for help?

He cannot protect himself.

Not to mention wearing a bikini, he also got a share of the one million just now, and he also got a share of the tiger bone ointment now.

Lu Yihe looked at his best men and said manly, "Brothers, I will remember this friendship!"

"I will go back, even if it means going through fire and water!"

“…”

What else can be said?

Come on, come on!

He gritted his teeth, made up his mind, and went for it.

Just think of it as summer is coming and you need to pluck the hair, otherwise it will affect the appearance.

Afterwards, with the help of the bridesmaids, each of the groomsmen put a piece of tiger bone plaster on their calves.

Cure all diseases.

Mom doesn't have to worry about my rheumatism anymore.

Once the tiger bone paste is taken, the disease will be cured.

A minute later, the room was filled with screams, one after another.

The groomsmen were howling, but they were the only ones in pain; the people around them were all laughing.

At times like this, that saying is proven true.

Happiness is built on the suffering of others.

But, it’s really happy, really joyful.

After all, these groomsmen are usually high and mighty and domineering figures.

One or two of them were extremely cold.

We should naturally cherish the opportunity to see them being bullied and brought down from the altar.

Naturally, we have to laugh along and cheer together.

In fact, the atmosphere was joyful.

No one was unhappy because of these pranks.

Although I was afraid, although I was struggling, although I wanted to retreat, what do you call this?

Pain and happiness.

The game enters the fourth stage.

Rush.

At this time, the bridesmaid team took out sets of clothes from the closet in the room.

"Handsome guys, put it on!"

"Cherish this opportunity. I'm afraid I won't wear clothes like this again!"

“…”

Hahahaha.

joy.

When others saw the clothes, they burst into laughter again.

It was a joyful occasion here, with more and more people crowding into the room to watch the fun.

Fortunately, Ji Tinglan is the princess of the Ji family and the room she lives in is big enough.

The first floor is two to three hundred square meters and is all her rooms.

The master bedroom is over 100 square meters and can accommodate many people.

Everyone had a beaming face.

Isn’t the purpose of a wedding to be joyful?

It is really festive, and the charming smiling faces are the best auspicious sign for the wedding.

There are also those pig-like laughs, boom-boom-boom laughs, and goose-like cackling sounds, which are all the best blessings for the newlyweds.

Okay, let's go for it.

After one round of the game, the best man team already knew that there was no need to struggle.

There's no point in struggling to survive.

It will only make the death worse.

Just wear it.

do my best.

What are you afraid of?

Anyway, I've tried tiger bone ointment before, and it doesn't hurt to put on clothes, and it won't kill anyone, so there's nothing to be afraid of.

Rush.

The groomsmen resigned themselves to their fate and took their clothes to the next room to change.

At this time, it is Lu Yihe's turn to perform.

Go ahead, let’s get started.

The accompaniment sounded: "I love you, I hear your voice, there is a special feeling, which makes me keep thinking and dare not forget you again, I remember there is someone who will always stay in my heart!"

"I love you, just like a mouse loves rice. No matter how many storms there are, I will always be with you!"

“…”

At this time, Lu Yiling's voice rang out again: "Please answer, who has the final say in the family!"

Lu Yihe: "Wife!"

Lu Yiling: "Who manages the money at home?"

Lu Yihe: "Wife!"

"After a quarrel, who apologizes first and who bows down?"

"I!!!!"

Here, the guarantee letter was almost ready, and Lu Yiling asked Lu Yihe to change his clothes quickly.

His performance as the center is about to begin.

After a while, the groomsmen came out of the room, pushing and shoving each other.

Wahaha O(n_n)O haha~.

There was another burst of laughter in the room.

It’s over, it’s over, I’m going to die of laughter here today.

The groomsmen all had grim expressions on their faces. It was so embarrassing.

How to fix it.

I have never been so embarrassed in my life.

I don’t know if my family will recognize them as their son when I go home.

It completely overturned everyone's previous perception of these young masters.

This altar has fallen completely.

Their highlight moment?

No.

This is their dark hour until death.

Afterwards, when I recall the moments that I don’t want to recall, I get angry with anyone who brings them up.

Damn, don’t you want to live anymore?

Just then, Lu Yihe came out wearing a new set of clothes, the same as those of the groomsmen.

He successfully took the C position.

Someone in the crowd suddenly said something.

"Let's debut right here!"

"The best man group can make their debut now!"

“…”

At this time, the music of horse riding dance sounded.

Lu Yihe glanced at Lu Yiling who was playing music.

I thank you, little bastard.

wait.

Everyone started shouting: "Jump, jump faster!"

“Ready to go!!!”