Siheyuan: The farm in my mind is in your hands.
Chapter 149 People Walking Along the River
It was almost dawn again when someone knocked on the courtyard door from outside.
"Who is it? It's already late at night, can't I sleep?"
The 'doorman' Yan Bugui fumbled to put on his black-framed glasses.
The circles of black lines on the bracket fully show how this person knows how to live. He is reluctant to replace the broken leg of the glasses...
"It's me, Uncle. Open the door for me."
Judging from the voice, who else could it be but Chen Jianghe who lives next door.
Yan Bugui suddenly came to his senses and quickly ran over to open the door.
"Oh my god! Your mom said you went out fishing, but I didn't believe it. So you really went!?"
Without him.
Because now Chen Jianghe has a few big-tailed fish strung together on a reed rope on the handlebars of his bicycle.
"That's right, how can I lie to my mother, and how can my mother lie to you?"
Chen Jianghe was not stingy either. He directly pulled down a fish weighing two or three pounds and handed it over.
From now on I will be a full-time goalkeeper, so I have to maintain a good relationship with you.
"Hey! Look how embarrassing this is."
He is more polite than anyone else in words and quicker than anyone else in actions. There is really no one else like him except Yan Bugui.
Fortunately, the other person not only knows how to speak sensible words, but also has good judgment.
Then I helped carry the bicycle into the yard.
Chen Jianghe didn't hesitate. He was really tired after running all day, so he just walked ahead.
"Hey, I say, you didn't even bring your fishing rod, how did you catch the fish?"
Yan Bugui had been guessing in vain for most of the day, and he even thought that Chen Jianghe had some other money-making project and was deliberately avoiding him!
"Oh, Uncle, you don't know this. Can you swim?" Chen Jianghe made up a lie.
"Swimming? This uncle is really not good at it. Did you go fishing in the river?!"
The nobleman Yanbu was numb. If he went into the water, he really couldn't do it...
"That's it, I spent a lot of time in the water to catch these few fish.
It’s not enough to just be able to swim, you also have to be able to hold your breath underwater and keep your eyes open.”
Since bragging is tax-free, Chen Jianghe just made up a few words to avoid being asked endless questions.
"It has to be you, Chen Jianghe. You are probably the only one in our hospital who has this trick."
It didn't take Yan Bugui much time to flatter her and he arrived at the door of Chen's house while talking.
He put the bicycle away for the man and said before leaving:
"It's already midnight, your mother and wife are probably asleep.
It was a warm day, so the fish couldn't be kept overnight without being processed.
How about asking your third aunt to help you fight your way out?"
Speaking of killing fish.
When Chen Jianghe first started "traveling by water", in order to collect the emotional points of everyone in the compound to exchange for things in the space, he actually asked the third aunt Yang Ruihua to cooperate with the performance.
It's just that the other party is unaware of it, so it can be considered a friendly appearance?
"That's great. We caught four fish this time. Tomorrow you can ask Auntie to leave two for my family."
It was past eleven o'clock when Chen Jianghe left the office park, and it took him nearly an hour to ride his bicycle back to the courtyard.
In order to avoid suspicion, he took a detour.
People walked by the river without getting touched by a single leaf, and they even pulled out some water grass to make a rope.
This is why there are a few fish on the market tonight. Of course, the fish are taken directly from the space market.
As long as the species matches, who knows where he got it from.
"That's great! I'll ask your third aunt to sprinkle salt on the meat after she kills it tonight, so it will be tasty when you eat it tomorrow."
Yan Bugui was even happier and no longer thought about going down to the river to fish with others.
There’s a ready-made bargain here!
This time, all the Chen family members were asleep. It was already past midnight. Even good people cannot stay up late like this every day.
Fortunately, the bathroom was still equipped with warm water.
After a busy day, going home and taking a nice shower is what more could you ask for.
The other side.
Yan Bugui came into the house carrying four large fish, "Mother of the child, wake up."
"Hey, what are you doing, it's already midnight, go to sleep!"
The three aunts don't have to go to work on weekdays. They just take care of the children at home and are full-time housewives.
But this cannot go against the instinct of human biological clock!
"Oh! Sleeping less won't cost you any weight, so get up quickly."
Yan Bugui said as he waved the fish in front of his wife's face, "Fresh fish!"
"Oh! Old Yan, do you smell it? It's a fishy smell!"
The third aunt sat up in a daze with her eyes closed.
When she finally opened her eyes with difficulty, she saw that her man was holding a string of big-tailed fish!
"You? You went to steal something in the middle of the night?!"
They were clearly a couple before going to bed, so how come in the middle of sleep, the other party got so many fish without her knowing where?
"Bah, bah, bah! What are you talking about? I'm a teacher! How can I steal?"
Yan Bugui felt happy at the moment and was not angry even though his wife misunderstood him.
He looked at the fish again and again with a smile, already thinking in his mind which two to keep.
"This belongs to Chen Jianghe. He went out to play and came back late. I just opened the door for him.
People said, we should kill all these fish and leave two!
Not just one, but two!"
"What?! There is such a good thing, I will go and kill it right now!"
The third aunt has been married to Yan Bugui for so many years that she has already thoroughly implemented the old saying "You learn from the people you follow".
He immediately picked up a pair of scissors and found a large basin to hold the fish, and then went to the pond in the children's hospital.
It was a pity that everyone had gone to bed in the late night and there were no onlookers, so the three aunts couldn't show off their excited hearts!
Fortunately, they didn't have a flashlight at home, so they could only work under the moonlight, which would definitely not be enough to clean the place.
We have to do it again tomorrow morning. Why not just choose a time when there are more people around?
"Hehe..." The three aunts were also happy while holding the heavy basins.
"Hey! Go ahead, I'll go lock the door."
Yan Bugui also feels very responsible when it comes to guarding the door.
I had just picked up a bicycle for Chen Jianghe and didn't have time to close the door.
Just watch it, it’s the middle of the night.
The old Yan family couple, one going forward and the other going backward, are both smearing actions. The only reason they ask is to save on electricity bills.
That night, the residents of the middle courtyard fell into a drowsy sleep amid the symphony of "clattering" and "hehe".
If I were to say this out loud, I'd think we'd all been having the same nightmare...
It was not until the morning of the next day that Yang Ruihua appeared by the pool again, holding a basin.
There was that kind of 'rustling, hey' noise again, and people suddenly realized what was going on.
It turns out that the three aunties in the front yard didn't sleep in the middle of the night and came here to have a "seizure".
"Yang Ruihua, is your father Yan traveling by water?" Finally, an old lady couldn't help but ask.
When everyone saw the big fish in the basin, they all thought of Chen Jianghe's previous experience with water transportation.
"That's not Old Yan, that's Chen Jianghe. He gave half of the fish he caught yesterday to my family!"
The three aunts have been excited for half the night, and now they can finally show off.
Not all the fish belong to her, but half of them do!
This can be considered as showing your face!
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