Siheyuan: Sending the whole courtyard to jail at the beginning

"Dad, Mom, stop busying yourself. Senior Brother is here to see you and has brought a lot of things, including candy, cakes, rice, flour, pork, and a big rooster."

Li Kuiyong hurriedly stopped them, pointed at the things they put on the ground, and said happily.

"Yes, uncle and aunt, you don't have to buy any more. I have already bought them all."

Uncle Li was a little unhappy, and pretended to be angry and said, "Look at you kid, you just came, what are you buying? And you bought so much, aren't you slapping your uncle and aunt in the face?"

"Hehe, I brought this to honor you. Aunt, I'm craving the big plate chicken you made. Uncle, I brought a few bottles of good wine. Today, we two must have a good drink."

"Okay, okay, I'll make you a big plate of chicken right now, and you'll have enough to eat tonight."

"Okay, Dad, this is also a little gift from Xiaojun, just accept it. But Xiaojun, next time you come to our house, you can't buy anything."

"Haha, okay." Father Li's eyes widened when he saw the wine in Lin Beijun's hand.

"Hey, who is this girl?" Mother Li looked at Chen Xueru with shining eyes and asked several people. This girl was really too beautiful, like a fairy, with a good figure and a big butt. She would definitely give birth to a boy in the future.

"Hello, Auntie. My name is Chen Xueru, and I'm Lin Beijun's girlfriend." Chen Xueru walked up and greeted her gracefully without the need for any introduction.

There was a glimmer of disappointment in Li's mother's eyes. She had thought that it was her son Li Kuiyong's girlfriend, but when she thought about it, it made sense. Such a beautiful girl, with a good family background, and her son's ugly appearance made it impossible for him to catch her.

"Oh, this girl is so pretty. Come in and sit down. Come in and sit down. Kui Yong, go greet your senior brother and your senior sister-in-law."

"Okay, Mom, let's go inside and play."

"go Go."

The four of them walked into the house. Lin Beijun glanced around. The Li family hadn't changed much from before. It was still pretty much the same. "Your brothers and sisters are not at home?"

"Well, today is Saturday, a day off. Who knows where they went? Brother, sister-in-law, please stay in my room."

Lin Beijun nodded and walked towards Li Kuiyong's house as if he knew the way.

Li Kuiyong knew that this was Lin Beijun's habit. In the past, his senior brother usually didn't like to come home when their parents were at home. He felt uncomfortable and restrained when the elders were around.

When he arrived at Li Kuiyong's room, Lin Beijun simply fell onto the bed and lay down, moving like a maggot, so lazy.

"Brother, sister-in-law, drink some water."

"Thank you."

Chen Xueru thanked him, but Lin Beijun ignored her and picked up the picture book that Li Kuiyong treasured under his pillow and started reading.

"Tsk tsk, Kui Yong, this is not good. You hid it so well. I thought it was some pornographic book, but it turned out to be this?"

This made Li Kui's face turn red, and he almost made Chen Xueru, who was drinking water, spit it out. The latter glared at her and said unhappily, "What are you talking about? How can you be a brother like you? Kui Yong is only 17 years old. Why is he reading pornographic books? Do you think he is like you?"

Lin Beijun smiled smugly and said, "Why would I need to watch that? It's not like I don't have a girlfriend. How can the people in the pornographic books be as pretty as my girlfriend?"

"You're going to die." Chen Xueru felt even more embarrassed. There were other people in the room. She felt ashamed and angry.

"Hiss, it hurts, it hurts, I was wrong, Sister Xueru, I was wrong."

"Hmph, let's see if you dare to say that again in the future."

"Don't dare, don't dare."

Lin Beijun rubbed his sore arm and begged for mercy repeatedly. This woman's pinch was so painful that it felt more painful than being bitten by a bullet.

"Xiaoyong, get some pen and ink, it's time to get down to business." Lin Beijun said as he got up from the bed.

"Come on, come on, Brother, I'll find it for you right now."

When they heard about doing serious work, Li Kuiyong and the little bastard's eyes lit up and they hurriedly started rummaging through the desks.

A few minutes later, Lin Beijun stuffed the paper into the envelope with satisfaction, handed it to the little bastard, and instructed: "Xiao Jiuer, the next job is up to you. Make sure you deliver it to Yi Zhonghai himself."

The little bastard smiled evilly, "Don't worry, big brother, just wait and see."

After saying that, the little bastard put the letter in his pocket and ran out to do his work. It was still early, and it would take at least an hour to kill and stew the chicken before eating, so there was no rush.

Nanluogu Lane, No. 95 Courtyard.

At this time, Yan Bugui, the gate god of our Courtyard of All Birds, had just returned from fishing after a break. He was now sitting at the doorstep, killing fish while guarding the gate.

It took him half an hour to clean up just a few small fish hairs.

At this time, a family of three walked into the courtyard happily, carrying some things. Seeing Yan Bugui, the man smiled and greeted him: "Hey, Uncle, are you picking up fish? How many did you catch today?"

As he spoke, the man stretched his neck to look into the basin. Men like fishing. Yan Bugui quickly covered his eyes with his hands and said with a wry smile, "Haha, not many, not many."

He looked like a miser, as if he was afraid that someone would snatch his fish.

Seeing that the man and his wife were both carrying things, Yan Bugui's eyes lit up. He picked up a rag beside him to wipe his hands, then stood up and looked over eagerly, "Hey, Shunzi, are you and your wife shopping? What did you buy? Let Uncle San take a look."

The woman's expression froze, and she grabbed Shunzi's arm and tried to pull him in, but failed. The woman was a little angry, and Shunzi gave his wife a reassuring look.

"Haha, didn't the Third Uncle and the Yan family give us several dollars a few days ago? Today, my wife and I both have a day off, so I went to buy half a pound of meat and vegetables. I'll make dumplings for the kids to satisfy their cravings."

Snap~. That's the sound of a broken heart.

Yan Bugui's bright smile froze on his face, and he thought to himself: "I said you guys came back with stuff today, why didn't you run away when you saw me? This must have been planned in advance!"

"What a bastard, what kind of benevolence and righteousness, this is stabbing me in the heart!"

Seeing Yan Bugui's face turn black, the man was satisfied and took his wife and children to the yard.

"Oh, boss, you scared me just now. I thought you were crazy. You actually took the initiative to show things to Old Yan. Even if he didn't see it, he would grab a lot. Now that he has seen it, he will grab half of it, right?"

"Haha, he dares! Do you think he's the third uncle in charge of the courtyard? These three old Bidens are shit, what are they afraid of? I was just trying to piss him off. He has taken things from our family many times before. Humph, I can't piss him off to death."

"If he dares to rob again like he did before, I will immediately go to the street and the police station to report him and make him pay for it."

"Hehe, you are so bad, boss. I like it so much." The woman was so happy to see that her man was so manly this time. If she was not still outside, she would definitely hug him and give him a kiss.

Yan Bugui's face at the door was livid, and he gnashed with hatred. "If you want to say bad things about me, just say bad things about me. Can you please keep your voice down? I am the protagonist and I am still fucking here. Do you think I am deaf?"

"He did it on purpose, he absolutely did it on purpose, he's such a piece of shit, bah!" Yan Bugui spat viciously in the direction of the three people, feeling extremely angry.

When Shunzi heard the sound, he immediately turned his head and looked at Yan Bugui with a rather unfriendly expression. Yan Bugui was panicked and turned around quickly, pretending that he knew nothing.

When Shunzi saw this, he felt contemptuous.

"Dad, are we really going to eat big meat dumplings today? Is today the New Year?"

The young child looked up at his father expectantly, with joy sparkling in his eyes.

Shunzi felt a pang of sadness in his heart. He gently stroked his son's hair and explained with a forced smile, "My dear, today is not the New Year, but you have been nagging for meat! Mom and Dad saw that you have been very well behaved recently, so we bought some meat dumplings as a reward for you."

"Yeah, that's great! Today we can eat big meat dumplings! Today we can eat big and delicious meat dumplings!"

The little boy was so excited that he danced and cheered like a happy little bird.

Looking at his ecstatic son, Shunzi felt extremely regretful. He was a strong man, how could he be so cowardly and incompetent before? He didn't dare to fight against the evil forces in the yard bravely like Lin Beijun.

Thinking of this, Shunzi was more grateful to Lin Beijun. Since he returned to this courtyard, his family's life has gradually improved, and their days have become more and more prosperous. At the same time, his resentment towards the three uncles, the deaf old lady and the Jia family in the courtyard has become more and more intense.

"Hey, old man, is this the courtyard house at No. 95 Nanluoguxiang?"

Yan Bugui was sulking at the gate of the yard. He was already in a bad mood. Suddenly, a very rude voice came from outside the gate. He turned his head and his eyes fell on a little beggar standing at the gate.

The little beggar looked to be about ten years old. He was wearing clothes full of stains and was dirty all over. His face was so black that it was impossible to see his features clearly.

Hearing the little beggar's words, Yan Bugui could not help but feel angry. He wondered what happened today? How dare anyone dare to mess with him?

"Go away, go away, where did you come from, you stinky beggar? I have no food to give you at home, so leave now."

"Tsk, you look so poor, I won't eat even if you give me food. Old man, I want to ask you a question, is this the courtyard house at No. 95 Nanluoguxiang? Why are you so hesitant?"

"Oh, I'm so hot-tempered, little beggar, are you looking for a beating?"

Yan Bugui was so angry that he stood up, rolled up his sleeves and was about to teach the little beggar a lesson.

The little beggar glanced at him with contempt and said, "Oh, why don't you try to hit me? If you hit me, I will lie down at your doorstep immediately. I won't get up unless you give me ten or eight yuan. I will call the police! Do you believe me?"

Yan Bugui was stunned instantly. What the hell? Are beggars so powerful now?

Yan Bugui didn't dare to touch the beggar now, because he had a criminal record. If this little beggar really reported to the police, he would be in big trouble.

"Yes, yes, this is the courtyard house at No. 95 Nanluoguxiang. What can I do for you?"