Have fun with Resident Evil

"The energy matrix is ​​also called the leader module. You humans can't use it even if I give it to you!" Optimus Prime still wanted to argue.

"Then don't worry about it," Li San began to be unreasonable.

"But this is our Cybertron's property after all!" Optimus Prime was still struggling.

"Do you have evidence?" Li San asked, and Optimus Prime didn't say anything.

Seeing Optimus Prime silent, Li San increased his attack again. He had never lost in verbal combat, even in his previous life.

"Then let me tell you, this thing was found on Earth by Earthman Sam!"

What Li San said was very irritating, but it was true.

"This is what our ancestors brought to Earth!" Ironhide argued.

"Couldn't they have brought it to give to humans on Earth?" Li San's words made a lot of sense.

"Why are you so unreasonable?" Optimus Prime had been silent for a long time, but Ironhide was still insisting on his theory.

"You want to reason, right? Well, I'll reason with you!" Li San was waiting to be reasoned with. He could reason with them until these lumps of iron began to doubt their lives.

"Suppose, pay attention, I said suppose," Li San emphasized the word suppose, "Suppose, this thing really belongs to you, but it was later taken away by the Decepticons, right?"

After getting Tiepi's confirmation, Li San began to explain his reasoning.

"So, what should you do? You should go find the Decepticons and get it back! Did you get it back? No! You don't have the ability to do that!"

Li San's words gradually became sarcastic.

"Then it was me. I snatched it back from the Decepticons. This is a matter between me and the Decepticons. It should have nothing to do with you Autobots." Li San gradually turned into Li Yunlong.

Seeing Tiepi getting anxious and wanting to speak, Li San interrupted him again.

"I know you're anxious, but don't worry. After I got it, did I hand the energy matrix back to you through Sam? But what happened? You lost what I 'lent' you again."

Li San emphasized the word "borrow".

"Then I took the Energy Matrix back from the Decepticons. In other words, you guys don't have the ability to take the Energy Matrix back from the Decepticons, but you want to extort it from me. Aren't you bullying an honest person?"

As Li San spoke, he became increasingly excited.

Seeing Li San’s frequent speeches, Goudan’s eyes were full of admiration. He never thought that the truth could be explained in this way.

Tiepi also fell silent now. After listening to Li San’s “truth”, he seemed to feel like a bad person.

Optimus Prime finally took out the energy matrix from his chest helplessly, handed it to Li San, and then prepared to leave.

"Don't leave so quickly!" Li San saw these guys leaving dejectedly. Could they want to leave the Earth? That wouldn't work. Megatron would come back then, and who would help fight the Decepticons?

Li San said that it was very tiring to go alone.

"What else do you want to do? Haven't I given you all the things?" Tiepi thought that Li San was not going to let them go.

"I see that you don't have a legal identity on Earth, so I'll think of a way for you. I'll use my connections to get you a job at the U.S. Department of Defense. That way, you can at least get a work visa and have a legal identity! Don't worry, you won't work for nothing, you'll get paid!"

Li San’s idea was simple, to keep this group of idiots on Earth.

Isn't their planet destroyed? It's okay, there are plenty of places for them to live on Earth. If something happens on Earth, let them go first, and then Li San's Goudan can pick up the corpses, killing two birds with one stone.

Just for a place to live, or to work for you, Li San, they even kill people and don't let their bodies go. Even the capitalists would cry when they see it.

"What do you think? Aren't you going to find a new habitat anyway? On behalf of all mankind, I agree that you can live on Earth, as long as you put in the corresponding labor. Isn't that reasonable?"

The Autobots didn't expect that Li San, who was so strong just now, would suddenly become so easy to talk to, and this really solved their urgent survival problem.

"Are you serious?" Optimus Prime also felt that the survival of the entire race was the most important thing.

"You can talk to the US Secretary of Defense about the specific details. After all, I'm not very good at negotiation." Li San's humble look made Tiepi want to beat him up.

But Li San was not prepared to ask about the details of the rest. After winning this battle, he had gained enough benefits and it was time to enjoy himself.

Goudan took the energy matrix that Li San had not been able to use yet, transformed it into a flying armor, and carried Li San towards a place of extravagance and decadence.

When Li San left, the system also sent a reward notification, "What a black-hearted boss! Reward: 4500 Happy Beans."

At this time, the US Secretary of Defense was on his way back to the United States with an injection in his hand, which contained Li San's leading parasite. He also had one such parasite in his body.

He had been parasitized when he had met Li San alone before. This type of leadership perfectly solved the problem that the parasite would suppress the host from entering a state of deep thinking, so Li San was unable to control some important people through this parasitic method before.

But now it is possible, however, this thing only produces one per month, and after being excreted from the body, it will become inactive in a month and a half at most, and Li San doesn’t have many left.

......

In a KTV in New York, Li San was dancing with seven girls in a private room. Suddenly, Goudan's voice came from his watch. At Li San's signal, the room instantly became quiet.

"Master, Optimus Prime is looking for you. He said he has something to talk to you about!" Goudan's voice came.

"Just go and deal with him. By the way, aren't they and the human coalition continuing to hunt down the Decepticons hiding on Earth? You should go too. Don't let those capitalists get away with it by taking away all the Decepticons' sparks and transforming metals."

Goudan was delighted to hear what Li San said. He had wanted to go for a long time. It was not because he was thinking about those broken metals, but because there were three beauties among the Autobots. He has been single since he was born.

“By the way, when the time comes, please call Jazz over to my side. Remember to keep an eye on Michaela and don’t let her get killed!” Li San added before hanging up the phone.

On the one hand, I want to train this fun agent, and on the other hand, it is not convenient to pick up girls without a good car.

Li San hung up the phone and ordered the beauties in the box, "Keep playing the music, keep dancing."

But soon I felt bored again. These things bought with money are not love, and they do not have that kind of heart-pounding feeling.

Unfortunately, a week has passed since the Egyptian battle, and he still hasn't found that heart-pounding feeling.

When Li San was driving the sports car transformed by Jazz and looking for that heart-pounding feeling on the streets of New York, Megatron, who had escaped back to the Mars base, began his next plan to attack the Earth.

But this is also what Li San is happy to see. He hopes that the Autobots and Decepticons will beat their brains out.