New Ultra: Started from picking up a cane alien

Leo World.

Feng Yuan stood in the toilet, silently watching the captain flushing in the toilet.

There was no Toilet God of War in the world, but maybe there is now.

The moment Zhu Xingtuan saw Feng Yuan, he was stunned for a moment, then nodded slightly and walked away silently.

Feng Yuan didn't feel anything at first, he was already used to this situation.

It's normal for a father to teach his son a lesson every day.

But just as he turned around and was about to follow the captain out, he stopped where he was as if his breathing was stagnant.

What did he see?

What is that thing?

The silver luster is filled with solemnity.

The long narrow body symbolizes whipping.

I'm annoying~

Captain, here comes another cane from somewhere, and it looks exactly like the other one.

The lame old captain with one crutches → the tyrant Moroboshi Tuan with two crutches.

Oh my God, Kingdom of Light, please take care of my captain who has a drastically changed temperament, is evil, violent, and inhumane.

This world doesn't need a second crutch from Zhuxingtuan!

Except Fengyuan.

When Zhu Xingtuan returned to his seat, the other members of Mike's team also saw the two crutches hanging on the table.

For a moment, they were disheartened, dejected, panting, panting... panting... hissing...

I feel like going to the bathroom!

Brothers walked together, and sisters left hand in hand.

All of a sudden, the war room was empty.

Zhu Xingtuan didn't feel anything at first, and then suddenly found that the surroundings were so quiet.

He looked up.

Hey, where are all my teammates?

Field - Expand!

My telekinesis detected the congestion at the toilet door.

Moroboshi Tuan immediately breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he thought it was a surprise attack by Commander Blake.

……

"Feng Yuan, you usually spend a lot of time with the captain, where did the captain get the second crutch?"

"I do not know."

"Feng Yuan, do you think this second crutch is hard? Does it hurt when you hit someone with it?"

"I do not know."

"Fengyuan..."

Feng Yuan walked in a daze amidst the questions.

The first question I cannot answer.

As for the second question, I cannot answer it now. I have to wait until tomorrow at least, after I have a special training in the afternoon and have a taste of the pain of the crutch, before I can give you an answer.

Return to the war room.

There is only one person, Moroboshi.

Seeing Feng Yuan coming back, Zhu Xingtuan waved and said, "Feng Yuan, I have something to talk to you about."

Feng Yuan stepped forward.

"It's like this. I think it's too passive to just wait for Blackstar to arrive. Maybe we can take the initiative."

Zhu Xingtuan said: "The power of your light can no longer be improved on Earth. You might as well become proficient in space combat now, intercept all monsters outside the Earth, and absorb the energy of the sun to make your light more powerful."

"When the time is right, the two of us will head into the universe, find the Black Star close to the Earth, and deal them a fatal blow."

Moroboshi clenched his fists as he finished speaking.

"But... Captain, aren't Ultra Warriors not allowed to harm other races or destroy planets at will?" Feng Yuan hesitated.

"Not casually, who said casually." Zhu Xingtuan said: "Black Star is a famous dark planet in the universe. Darkness, darkness, do you understand? It is the opposite of light, and it is the darkness that does all kinds of evil in the universe."

"We can't use the word 'casual' when dealing with Black Star. Besides, it was clearly Black Star who provokes us..."

Feng Yuan opened his mouth wide when he heard this.

Bumping into O'Neal with the ball?

No, Captain, your approach is too wild.

You were not like this before!

Who did you learn this from?

(Long Qisheng raised his head: Yes, who did you learn this from, old man? You have no moral principles and no sense of reason. Didn’t you say that the way a warrior fights is to confront head-on? You are so head-on?!)

Who would believe this reason?

Feng Yuan didn't know what to say for a moment.

……

……

boom!

The ghost motorcycle slid sideways for dozens of meters on the ground and crashed into a tree.

"What are you doing?!"

In the mist, Long Qisheng tore open the clothes on his chest, revealing the Nanfu energy ring.

The confused Barossa alien narrowed his eyes, looking bewildered.

"Bring people to crash the car!"

"How capable are you?!"

"Barosa, you have violated the law. I, the Flash Knight, will arrest you and bring you to justice."

The Barossa star tilted his head in confusion.

It was obviously he who was almost hit by a car.

He was walking on the dark road, searching for suitable prey, preparing to play "This tree is mine, this road...this tree...this road, this tree..." Damn, this Earth proverb is so difficult to understand.

As a pirate alien, he is ready to use the unique skill of his race in his bones - plundering.

But just as he was about to take action, the originally quiet street was suddenly filled with fog.

At this time, the Barossa alien, who had just arrived on Earth and wanted to avenge his brother, suddenly remembered two things that an alien friend had reminded him of.

the first thing.

If you are walking on the street at night and meet four people wearing masks at the same time, don't hesitate, run.

If you are walking in an alley at night and encounter three people wearing masks, if none of them is holding a cane, please run away immediately and don't look up.

If you encounter Ultra Mask, please find the location of the Crutch Alien within three minutes so that you can die less painfully.

If you meet a giant ape, don't try to use your intelligence. You are not smarter than him, nor are you wiser than him.

If you meet a Smaili, please do everything you can to plug your ears, otherwise the call from hell will continue to echo in your ears.

If you meet the Cane Alien, then congratulations, you don’t need to do anything extra, just lie down quietly and tell your last words.

Don't try to resist the Crutch Man, because Ultra Mask once said that the Crutch Man will break your legs, even the third leg.

……

Second thing.

Suddenly, a thick fog came on the originally peaceful road.

Don't hesitate, close your eyes immediately. If you can grow bigger, don't do it, or you will die faster. If you can't grow bigger, try to retreat along the route you remember.

If you forget to close your eyes, then that means you saw him and you have two choices.

Option 1: Take out something that looks like a crutch and pretend to be a cripple, which will scare him away.

Option 2: Try to resist and die.

In the fog, don't trust any voice.

In the fog, if you see a motorcycle parked on the side of the road, don't hesitate, please ride the motorcycle immediately and escape, he can't catch up with the motorcycle.

The above may not all be true.

……

At first, the Barossa people did not take these reminders to heart.

nonsense.

What an ugly set of rules.

How could you guys, who have high IQs and technology far superior to humans, actually believe in such things?

How ridiculous!

It’s so funny, I really encountered a heavy fog, and “he” came too.

The people of Barossa were in a state of panic.

But I just forgot to close my eyes, and now all I can do is make a choice.

As a pirate, it is normal to have a long sword that looks like a cane, so I chose to pretend to be a cripple.

And "he" was indeed scared away.

Just when Barossa was about to let go, a faint breathing sound was heard behind him.

Then he heard a sentence.

"The above may not all be true. Then which one do you think is false? Barossa..."