New Ultra: Started from picking up a cane alien

The investigation team remained extremely skeptical about this magical experience.

Some of them have even begun to suspect that the neon distribution has been completely controlled by aliens.

Can……

"An alien has appeared!"

"What? What does it look like! Is there a lot of meat? Does it look delicious? How is the muscle condition?"

"I feel like this alien is good for making soup!"

"Nonsense, this kind of fat but not greasy meat is perfect for grilling."

"What you said is wrong, it should be braised!"

"You are all pretending to know something. This kind of alien should be used to make wine, which can nourish the kidneys!"

After experiencing an incident of sabotage by aliens, the members of the investigation team have begun to laugh at their previous ridiculous suspicions.

The Neon branch of Team Ford is not being controlled by aliens at all. It's obvious that the aliens have eaten too much and have problems with their brains.

but……

"The meat of this alien tastes really good, one tenth the taste of a two-tailed monster."

"What? Then I have to eat more."

"Hey, there's lobster braid wine, would you like some?"

"Does it replenish me? If not, I won't drink it."

A month later.

Captain Xianren found the investigation team in the cafeteria, and everyone in the team had gained weight.

"Everyone, it's almost time for you to go back and report. I have arranged a flight for you tomorrow. You..."

"what?"

The head of the investigation team slammed the table and said, "Captain Xianren, how could you arrange our itinerary without our consent? If this gets out, it will have a huge impact on us!"

Captain Xianren sighed: "But everyone, the headquarters has urged me several times. If you don't go back..."

"This investigation is related to the election of the director. If you keep doing this without any results, it will cause us trouble."

The leader of the investigation team said, "Captain Xianren, don't worry, we will finish the investigation soon. Three days, no, five days, no, a week. Give us another week and we will be able to investigate everything clearly and then leave here."

"Well, okay, since everyone said so, I will wait for you for another week."

Captain Xianren sighed, turned around and was about to leave.

"Wait, Captain Stringman, do you have any more of this alien meat? I heard the stock is running low."

"...One more thing, don't worry, I will arrange everything for you in this last week."

"Thank you, Captain Xianren." The leader of the investigation team nodded excitedly, his double chin showing: "Brother Xianren, it's a pity that we met so late!"

……

……

After Captain Xianren returned to the office, he said to Long Qisheng, who was sitting in the captain's seat with his legs crossed:

"From the looks of them, they must have been bribed by us. Besides, we are canvassing for votes in a reasonable way, so they can't find anything."

Long Qisheng said calmly: "You are wrong."

"Wrong?" The captain of the string people frowned. "Could it be that some of those people are pretending? But I feel that they are all the same. They have all been corrupted by our sugar-coated bullets."

"I'm saying you're wrong."

Long Qisheng put down his legs and said, "What do you mean by being bribed by us? We didn't spend a penny, we just cleared out the inventory that had been frozen for who knows how long. Can this be called bribery?"

"They were moved by our sincerity, our seriousness and responsibility, and our passion."

"Besides, what is a sugar-coated bullet? A bunch of old zombie meat is also a sugar-coated bullet? What kind of person can't stand such a sugar-coated bullet? Which cadre can't stand such a test?!"

Everyone rolled their eyes at Long Qisheng's "truth telling".

In other words, those people from the investigation team who came from the headquarters have never eaten good food, and some old zombie meat with increased quantity and no price increase can fool them into a state of drunkenness.

Of course, it's not their fault.

If you want to blame someone, blame Long Qisheng for his meticulous development of aliens and monsters, just like a butcher cutting up an ox. This warehouse is really almost full.

If this continues, I'm afraid that every meal in the cafeteria will have to be "healthy" food.

Long Qisheng said: "Drag out the remaining crayfish and let them eat them all. The meat has been frozen in the warehouse for a year or two. Just throw it in the trash."

"What? That's crayfish meat!"

The captain of the Xian people's face changed, and he swallowed his saliva while saying, "That thing is hard to find now. If we give it away, it will be gone for real."

"That's all you can do." Long Qisheng stretched his head out and whispered, "Will we be short of this?"

Captain Xianren thought about it and it seemed that they indeed had no shortage of crayfish meat.

After all, the toilet connects to several worlds. Even if there are not crayfish in every world, it is still possible to satisfy your craving occasionally.

The members of the Ford team lamented Long Qisheng's decision.

They actually wanted to give such a good thing as crayfish meat to the members of the investigation team to eat. This is such a waste.

But despite their cries of grief, there was no way to change Long Qisheng's decision.

Who made him so popular?

Another week passed.

The investigation team stood in the airport, reluctant to leave.

"Brother Xianren, I really can't bear to leave you. I really can't bear to leave you!"

The head of the investigation team held Captain Xianren's hand tightly and said, "Brother, I know you can't bear to leave me, but I should go back. I really should go back. Don't hold me back anymore. Don't hold me back anymore."

What the hell!

My five fingers are almost curled up into a fish tail. Who is pulling whom here?

Captain Xianren bared his teeth, pulled back his hand with force, and said, "Brother, the situation is urgent. You really don't have much time. I won't keep you here. I have to ask you to report the situation to the headquarters truthfully after you go back."

"Don't worry, I will definitely help. I've long seen that Captain Tamura has the qualities of a leader!"

After the two sides argued for more than ten minutes, the members of the investigation team were finally sent on the plane.

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"How did you do it? When the members of the investigation team came back, they were as fat as pigs. Did you feed them?"

Captain Tamura...is on the screen, asking Captain Xianren and Long Qisheng in confusion.

Long Qisheng replied: "It's not pig feed, it's just monster meat that has been frozen for a few years. Then we took photos and videos of them, nothing else."

"...You are really willing to do this. If the members of the investigation team hadn't made reports every day and there were traces of their attitude changes every time, those people would have suspected that the members of the investigation team were brainwashed by you."

Captain Tamura did not even say the word "bribery" at this time, because he really could not connect the "united as one" of the investigation team with "bribery".

When I came back, I wanted to ask him for meat. It was really...

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