New Ultra: Started from picking up a cane alien

Vacation is over.

Captain Xianren returned to the familiar workplace again, but in just a few weeks, this workplace had become very unfamiliar.

The huge base was covered with posters saying "What Captain Long Qisheng said". As he walked on the street, pairs of puzzled and incredulous eyes fell on him, as if saying "How dare you come back!".

Walking into the office building, the passers-by had a strong sense of stealth, the sense of stealth that secretly gossiped behind Captain Xianren's back.

Driving in the corridor, the doors of each department creaked when they were opened and closed, and the blades on the door frames gave a warm welcome.

When you walk into Team Ford's office, you will see all kinds of Ultra Warrior peripherals, and everyone is happily chatting with smiles on their faces.

Then, Captain Xianren coughed softly.

Then, everyone's smiles disappeared, they lowered their heads, shut their mouths, and looked away, but the office became quiet in an instant.

No!

What do you mean?

Captain Xianren's smile froze. After taking a deep breath, he walked straight to the captain's seat, then turned and returned to "his" position.

Just as Captain Xianren sat down and flipped through the documents to learn about the recent events, a civilian staff member pushed open the door and shouted inside: "Captain Xianren, you are called to a meeting!"

boom!

Captain Xianren slammed the document on the table.

I just knew it, I just knew it.

That guy took the initiative to ask me to come to work, because he just needed someone to help with the meetings.

Captain Xianren was furious. He picked up the Seven X lollipop on the table and put it in his mouth, crunching... and biting it into pieces.

Heading to the meeting room, Captain String was thinking about what kind of meeting he was going to have while reminiscing about Seven X.

After entering the conference room, Captain Xianren was stunned at first, then left the room and looked at the sign next to the door frame - Conference Room 007.

That’s right!

But...how...

Captain Xianren walked into the room again and looked up at Long Qisheng who was standing by the window.

"What are you doing?"

"The two of us? Meeting? What the hell are you doing!"

Long Qisheng turned around with a smile, and pulled Captain Xianren to the middle of the conference room, asked him to sit down, and then quickly turned on the projector.

Miso miso miso!

As the picture flickered, one after another senior executives with gloomy faces appeared on the screen.

“Puff puff… Now the meeting on “Washing away evil thoughts and returning to a kind mind” has officially begun. Now, Captain Xianren will give a speech…”

What to say?

What speech?

What am I speaking about?

Captain Xianren's eyes widened in confusion.

pat!

Suddenly, a stack of speech manuscripts fell in front of him. Long Qisheng lowered his head and smiled into Captain Xianren's ear: "Captain, I almost forgot that you didn't bring your speech manuscript."

This is clearly your speech!

But in front of everyone, Captain Xianren couldn't lose his temper. Besides, he had no temper at all in front of the photo in Long Qisheng's hand.

So Captain Xianren coughed twice and looked at the speech.

"…Regarding the arrangements for the aliens, I think that using work instead of relief and food and lodging instead of wages is the most suitable and appropriate way. In addition, in order to eliminate the evil hearts of the aliens, we should develop a recipe for the aliens…"

"…The chaos on Earth is what our Ford Team doesn't want to see, and it's also what those aliens who have taken refuge don't want to see, so for the sake of common development and progress, we should collect a personnel safety tax from them…"

"…Regarding the accommodation issues for the aliens, I think the Ford team should have unified management, training, and arrangements, so that they have places to stay when they land, places to work, and toilets for their convenience…"

"…In order to ensure harmony, friendship, peace and stability among the aliens, the security guards arranged by the Ford Team should be equipped with the most advanced weapons such as the King Air stun gun and the Little Yellow Card heating rod to avoid further expansion of conflicts…"

Captain Xianren's "exciting" and serious speech moved those who heard it to tears of gratitude and those who listened to it to tears of joy. After listening to it, the senior executives of the Neon branch of the Ford Team looked at Captain Xianren with a look of "surprise"!

You can actually talk about collecting protection money, staying in prison and working on a sewing machine in such a righteous way. You usually act like a victim, but I didn't expect that you are no longer pretending and the words you say are as perverted as the victim's mind.

Are you trying to establish friendly exchanges with cosmic civilization?

Are you thinking that aliens are a specialty that only appeared a dozen or so centuries ago?

Beast!

What a beast!

After Captain Xianren finished reading his speech, he looked up at Long Qisheng in disbelief.

Captain Xianren was not surprised at all that Long Qisheng could come up with such a speech. After all, there were too many precedents.

But damn, why do you have to speak out what's in your mind through my mouth!

Long Qisheng bent down at this time and "listened attentively". Then he raised his head and said to the senior executives on the big screen:

"Captain Xianren wants to ask, who is in favor of this proposal? Who is against it?"

My regards to your whole family!

Captain Xianren is now at a loss for words.

He just trembled his lips in disbelief, but when it came to Long Qisheng, it turned into "Who is in favor? Who is against?"

Faced with such threatening inquiries, the senior executives certainly wanted to be tough and give this vicious and beastly captain a "surprise".

But the contents of those threatening letters were so deadly that they didn't even dare to touch Captain Xianren and his family.

Because at the end of the threatening letter, there was a screenshot of 4399 data backups.

A threat that can be dealt with secretly.

Both threats can be dealt with through some means.

But 4399 threats, is this a game? Even if it's cheating, I'm afraid there's no way to completely hide the threat problem!

Faced with the threats from the beastly captain, the senior officials could only grit their teeth and watch him trample on "justice" at will.

……

After the meeting.

Long Qisheng was quietly cleaning the table like a secretary.

When Long Qisheng turned around with a stack of documents, a pair of strong hands grabbed his neck and pressed him on the table.

"What are you going to do?"

"What on earth are you going to do?"

Long Qisheng's expressionless face seemed to show no feeling at all, which immediately ignited an indelible feeling of frustration in Captain Xianren's heart.

Snapped!

Long Qisheng snapped his fingers.

Aoibe Emi, who was hiding in a small room in the conference room to take notes, immediately saved the video of "The String Man and the Dragon Secretary". Then she pushed her glasses and walked out of the small room with a serious face and a blushing face.

"Emi, come explain this to the captain."

Aobe Emi nodded and said, "That's right, Captain. According to the speculation of Long Qisheng... members, there may be a huge threat hidden in the Tokyo area. The purpose of managing aliens is..."