New Ultra: Started from picking up a cane alien

"I think, you see, most of the life in the universe needs to replenish energy and expel impurities from the body, so there is a high probability that aliens will have..."

"Look, if I were an Ultraman now, I would plant a fully automatic light spear here, but the conditions are limited, so I will use this stick for demonstration first."

"what--!"

"I think that at this time, the aliens will lose most of their fighting power. Even if they have amazing perseverance, it will be useless. Why? You see, when he puts his hands behind his back, there is no obstacle in front of him, so we can..."

"oh--!"

"Of course, some aliens won't have such weaknesses, but it doesn't matter. Without gigantism, the physical fitness of ordinary aliens is only slightly higher than that of humans. We can first sprinkle some dust into his eyes. The principle is the same as the revolving light. Then, when you have enough strength, pry open his eyes and continue to sprinkle dust into his eyes..."

The scene of Ultra Mask teaching by example made me stunned.

Is this really how Ultra Warriors fight?

I just can't see the light and justice in it!

In response to Anxunsi's doubts, Ultra Mask said: "Let me ask you, what is the responsibility of an Ultra Warrior?"

"Protect the weak and defeat evil."

"Yes." Ultra Mask nodded and explained: "So in this process, we must get rid of the enemy as quickly as possible. That way, we can reduce casualties and losses. The fighting style of Ultra Warriors should be practical!"

I think the aliens seem to understand but not quite.

"You may not feel this kind of thing when you talk about it, but later, when you encounter a powerful monster and cause irreparable losses in battle, you will understand."

Ultra Mask took out a dagger and pointed it at a cicada human on the ground, saying: "Now, I will explain to you the basic structure of the cosmic people and the reuse of the cosmic people's corpses."

……

Compared to the Ultra Mask's explanation-style battles, the other members of Ultra Ghost Story are much more refreshing.

Emperor Rider 21 leads the way, wherever he goes, biubiubiubiu...

The primitive ape finally participated in this team building, so he naturally had to perform well. He roared, raised the spear in his hand, and stabbed it into the ass of an alien. (Blazer: Look, I'm exposed!)

If you don't help me, the red knife in the alien's hand will flash, and wherever it passes, there will be corpses.

The Earth Gorilla was more rational. He knew clearly that the negative energy was not enough, so he just changed his equipment.

Buzz!

Seeing the chainsaw in the hands of the Earth Gorilla, the aliens who were originally prepared to resist were dumbfounded.

Damn! This is too scary!

In this way, the earth gorilla with a chainsaw chased a group of aliens and ran all over the ground.

Compared to these people, Red Superman, Low-Health Superman, and Smaillu seem a bit mediocre.

Superman Red is kind-hearted and doesn't like this kind of fighting. He just stood there and when he saw the aliens flying up, he used the automatic tracking rocket crutch in his hand to block them.

But for some unknown reason, the landing point of this upgraded automatic tracking rocket cane is somewhat deviated, often turning the cosmic people into a string from top to bottom...

This situation made Red Superman sigh repeatedly: "Oh~ What a sin... Where are you running to? Die!"

The crow-like alien screamed "Ah!" and fell from the sky.

Coincidentally, his landing point was exactly the fighting position of the low-health Superman.

As for the low-health Superman, his fighting style hasn't changed much.

He simply combined his old weapons with his current trekking poles.

He hooked the alien's neck with the handrail of the trekking pole, and then the pistol version of the Evolved Truster fired a shot at the alien's temple.

Bang!

The crow-like alien fell heavily to the ground, and blood splattered on the body of the remaining Superman.

The low-health Superman didn't care.

In a battle, it's normal to see some blood.

Thinking of this, the low-health Superman stepped on the Crow Alien's butt and pulled out the crutch that was three-quarters sunk.

Look at the other side.

The Smaili people, who always like to cause rivers of blood, have the worst performance this time.

The number of aliens who fell at his hands could be counted on only five fingers.

But this is understandable. After all, the people of Smaillu have just experienced another version of "48 Hours of Hell" and have not fully recovered either physically or mentally.

But strangely, today's Smaili people seem to like chatting with aliens.

"Hey, seafood friend, how are your kidneys?"

"Brother, how long can you usually hold on?"

"Brother, do you have any medicine to strengthen the kidneys and body in your hometown?"

If the alien answers with answers like "kidney failure", "within ten minutes", or "no", the Smaillus will lose interest and put the person where other strange stories are.

But if the aliens give a thumbs up and say things like "my kidneys are good", "I can last more than an hour", "yes", the Smaillus will talk to them about the topic of heat.

As a cosmic being, timing is very important!

……

……

After the team building, everyone took off their clothes sweating profusely and sat on the balcony with their bare chests to have a meal.

Where do the ingredients come from?

We have them in refrigerators, in supermarkets, and even more during team building activities.

"Can I eat this kidney? Does it replenish my body?"

"No, the heavy metal content exceeds the limit."

"Then this..."

"No, there's a tumor on it."

"Then this..."

“This works, but the effect is not very good.”

"As long as it can be repaired."

Since the food has not been quarantined, relevant inspections must be carried out before it is processed.

In this regard, I dreamed of an invention as early as the "era of spicy crayfish" that could detect the ingredients of food at the fastest speed.

After eating, Ryuzaki Katsu chewed the two-tailed monster meat skewers and said to Yuma: "You came too late, otherwise, the taste of fresh crayfish would definitely make you linger, it tastes much better than this frozen stuff."

Yuma had been overcome by the taste of the two-tailed monster.

After hearing what Ryuzaki Katsu said, he was surprised and asked, "Are crayfish tastier than the two-tailed monster?"

"I can only say that each has its own characteristics, but some time ago, you could eat the freshest crayfish, but now it's no longer possible. There is nothing left on earth to eat."

"But don't worry." Ryuzaki Katsu patted Yuma's shoulder and said, "There must be smart people in the universe who will seize this business opportunity. Crayfish will flood again sooner or later."

……

universe.

On the way to the solar system, Zoffy was stopped by Alien Baltan.

"Sir, please help us! Otherwise, we will be eaten to extinction by other aliens!"

"My Lord! You don't want to take care of the affairs of the solar system, but you must take care of our race!"

"Sir, look, this is the endangered species certificate we applied for from the Universal Alliance. You have justice in your heart, can't you help us find a hidden breeding ground?"

Zoffy stared at Baltan in front of him.

To be honest, he had something urgent to do and didn't want to bother with this matter.

But the endangered species in the universe asked him for help, and the request was not excessive. If he refused, it would go against his desire to maintain order in the universe.

But where can he arrange the Baltan people?

Sophie had a flash of inspiration.

Empty, deserted, vast...

Then let’s go to Monster Cemetery!

PS: I will return the chapters in a few days.

I'm having a writer's block. It used to take me an hour to finish a chapter, but now it takes me about an hour and a half to be halfway satisfied. Oh~