New Ultra: Started from picking up a cane alien

Regarding the task of teaching newcomers, with the concerted efforts of Xiemen and Jingshi, they reached a consensus after putting away the trekking poles.

Anyway, in the end, crutches, evil and shocking things all come together, so it would be better if they cooperated with each other from the beginning.

As for the cane...

Xiemen said that his closet was filled with crutches given to him by the system.

Jingshi said that he could have any crutch, whether it was an ordinary crutch, a crutch equipped with a small rocket jet device, or a crutch with flowers and thorns on it.

No?

It has thorns on top. Are you sure this is a crutch and not a cucumber?

If it really is a cucumber, it would not seem good to use it in that position.

All in all, crutches are not here, but there is never a shortage of crutches here.

"The trouble now is that we can't be sure when he will show up next time."

"Well, this is indeed a troublesome matter. How about we make a trap in the toilet?"

Ryuzaki Katsu said silently: "...Have you ever considered that I might go to the toilet?"

Gao Shanwomeng looked at him in astonishment and said, "I always thought that this toilet was just for show, and the toilet at the base is where you can release yourself."

"That was just for fun, but... you're right." Ryuzaki Katsu touched his chin: "The toilet at home really seems to be useless."

"Yeah, if it doesn't work, then what's the point of setting some traps?"

"Well, you're right."

What the hell!

Who would think of putting a trap in their own toilet?

Although the newcomers were a little cautious, they were still our teammates after all. How could you...

Without us?!

"As someone who has lived in the universe for many years, I have more experience in setting traps than all of you combined. I think you should listen to me." Gagra folded his arms with a smile on his face.

Kengo Manaka smiled and said, "Although I don't know how to set traps, I now understand human nature very well. As the saying goes, since we are here, I think the most important trap should be placed on the toilet."

Jagula: "..."

Are you targeting the newcomers or me?

What does it mean to put the toilet on a trap?

This is a toilet, damn it! If the toilet is a trap, what kind of toilet is it?

Gagula disagreed with the proposal. He said, "I don't recommend doing this. People have urgent needs. What if someone needs it urgently?"

Jun Ge rubbed his body and said, "That's true. Let's forget about the toilet. We can focus on...paper."

They're all targeting me, right?

Gagra made up his mind and thought, if that’s the case, then don’t blame me.

"I also have an idea. Why don't we modify this door into a mousetrap? As long as a head sticks out from inside, it will click..."

are you crazy!

The purpose of setting the trap is to keep the newcomer and weaken his vigilance, not to kill him directly.

and many more!

direct?

The word you use...Are you trying to take his life indirectly?

"It seems that setting the trap still depends on me."

Ryuzaki Katsu lowered his head confidently and told everyone his thoughts.

At first, everyone felt that this was a bit weird and might not attract new people.

But the more they listened, the more they felt something was wrong. It seemed that a certain evil sect did not treat the newcomers as human beings.

Isn't this nonsense?

What newcomer?

Those are all new things... new companions, new Ultra Warriors, new heroes.

After Ryuzaki Katsu finished speaking, Gaoshan Gamu nodded slightly and said lightly: "I will add two more points..."

Then his addition changed everyone's gaze.

Facts have proved that while the new Ultra Brothers are not treating the newcomers as human beings, they also do not treat them as human beings.

That's right. You will be treated as an inhuman in the future anyway, so you might as well not be treated as an inhuman now.

……

The trap took three days to set.

The newcomer was so cautious that the new Ultra Brothers began to suspect that the jeep had not even started, but the newcomer already had the same unspeakable secret as the new Ultra Brothers, and it was a very serious one.

"Something's not right. Did you scare him last time?" Jun Ge leaned back in his chair and looked at Ryuzaki Katsu.

"How is that possible? I'm so gentle, how could he be scared? He's just too cautious."

"..."

"I think the newcomers this time will be very different." Gao Shanwomeng held a notebook and said, "According to my analysis of everyone's first appearance, I found that everyone was very simple, friendly, and easy to deceive, but this time the situation is different."

We all recognize innocence and kindness, but they are easy to deceive...

We have never been deceived, so who is the one who is easy to deceive?

Everyone looked at Gao Shan Wo Meng up and down with suspicion.

Could it be that this genius with amazing wisdom was deceived by some evil guy when he first arrived?

Ryuzaki Katsu smiled but said nothing.

The little angel in the past was not only easy to deceive, but also could be played however he wanted. Unfortunately, the little angel was hit crooked by the crutch.

"What are you looking at me for?"

Gao Shan Wo Meng said calmly: "Think back carefully, when you first came here, weren't you easy to deceive? As long as you stand on the moral high ground, you are all lost lambs."

"Anyway, I've never been cheated." Gagula tilted his head.

Gao Shan Gamu: "Yes, you just lied to Kai and he will never help you again."

"I have never been cheated." Jun Ge said with a smile.

"That's right, you tricked Goroki into revealing equipment in his cane."

"I also……"

Before Jianwu finished speaking, I Meng added: "Yes, you have not been deceived, but you have been fooled. You have reunited with your ex-girlfriend. Now you have to replenish your energy and blood every day, otherwise you will be like a zombie."

"I……"

"What are you talking about? You only think about happiness."

"I……"

"What do you mean, Dadi? You were deceived from the moment you agreed to train me."

Seeing my face gradually getting red and warm, everyone couldn't help laughing. They either covered their stomachs or held their shoulders, trembling all over.

Ryuzaki Katsu silently interrupted: "Anyway, I won't believe the nonsense that Zhuxing Tuan died in the fight with Seven, nor will I promise with trembling hands that I will definitely repair the glasses..."

"puff!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Everyone collapsed in an instant, and laughter continued.

"Get out of here!"

With her whole body red, I rushed towards Ryuzaki Katsu and tore his mouth with my hands.

"Look, he's anxious, anxious...yue~"

Ryuzaki Katsu was almost penetrated by Gamu's fingers.

Seeing this scene, the others could no longer hold back their laughter and fell backwards with their hands on their stomachs, half-kneeling on the ground.

And just then.

Ga~

The toilet door opened.

PS: I’m going to attend a funeral tomorrow, so I’m not sure about the update time. I’ll try to update as normal as possible.