New Ultra: Started from picking up a cane alien

Aix World.

After the filming was completed, Dakong Dadi held his waist, looked uncomfortable, and came out of the bathroom gasping for breath.

Every time he took a step, his two legs seemed very uncoordinated and spread out unnaturally.

Seeing this expression and this action, Gio's teammates subconsciously thought of something wrong.

"Dadi, you..." Feng Jiandu walked silently to Dadi's side and whispered, "Do you need a suppository? I have some. I'll send it to you after dinner tonight."

"Ah, no..."

Feng Jian Du patted Dakong Dadi's shoulder and said, "Hey, don't explain. I understand. You are embarrassed to talk about this kind of thing, but you can't hold it in. The longer it takes, the harder it will be to talk about it."

"...I just fell!" Dakong Dadi was speechless.

Feng Jiandu nodded and suddenly said loudly: "You fell down. I know. Don't worry. I have medicine for injuries. I'll bring it to you after get off work."

After saying that, he smiled towards the vast sky and earth.

I am a reliable senior, right?

……

Too unreliable!!!

Staring at the transparent enema in front of him, Dakong Dadi's mouth almost twitched.

He turned and glared at Fengjian Wataru.

You use this to treat injuries from falls?!

Is your injury serious or not?

"Ah? What's that expression? Do you think one bottle is not enough?"

Feng Jiandu said seriously: "Dadi, listen to me, you have to use the right amount of medicine. If one bottle can't solve the problem, two bottles probably won't help either. Then you have to go see a doctor."

"…I want medicine for injuries, not this."

"Ah? It seems I misunderstood."

Feng Jiandu was very embarrassed, "Dadi, don't worry, I have medicine, I will bring it to you right away."

After saying that, he reached out to take back the enema.

But when he was about to get it, Dadi seemed not to see it and took the enema away.

"Since it's been sent here, there's no point in taking it back. Just leave it here."

Feng Jiandu: "..."

No!

Do you want it or not?

Or maybe you want it but say no.

Is "injury" an excuse or not? I can't tell, I really can't tell!

No matter what he thought in his heart, Fengjian Du was not thinking about taking the enema back. There was no need and no need to do so.

He said to Dadi, “I will get medicine for you” and left.

Just waiting like this is not a solution. Dakong Dadi has to find something to do, like... going to the toilet and using the enema.

As we all know, except for the evil Cane Alien, the rest of the Ultramen have more or less some unspeakable secrets about their buttocks.

This point has been mentioned before.

That’s right, Dakong Dadi is in urgent need of medicine to treat injuries, but he also needs enema, which is small, light, easy to carry, and a must-have at home and when traveling.

After a while, Daisora ​​Daichi, with a numb but happy mood, walked out of the toilet.

But Feng Jiandu has not appeared yet!

After waiting for another half an hour, Dakong Dadi became a "thinker" again and understood what was going on in the background music of "zizizizi" and "dongdongdong".

It turns out that Fengjian Du still doesn’t take my butt seriously!

……

Feng Jiandu, who was holding the medicine, met Captain Shenmu running on the road. He subconsciously chased after him: "Captain, what happened? Do you need my help?"

"There is an unknown object in the universe approaching the earth. Watari, you've come at the right time. Go and work with Hayato to intercept it."

"understand!"

Feng Jiandu turned around and forgot about Daichi's butt.

If an unknown object approaches in the universe, something unexpected will happen, unless something unexpected happens.

There is no surprise that this unknown object is a space monster, and it is the famous "Divine Condor" Behmonstan.

Facing the interception of Geo's fighter plane, Behmonstan burped and said it smelled good.

"Damn it! The attack doesn't work at all!"

After seeing this, Captain Shenmu shouted, "Dadi, have you not figured out the weakness of this monster yet?"

Dadi didn't have time to reply.

Because he was gritting his teeth to conquer his own ass while driving very attentively.

Behind him, Lui replied to Captain Shenmu: "Dr. Germann knows this monster, Bemonstan, a monster that is good at swallowing. It once defeated Ultraman Jack. It is very powerful. If you want to deal with it, you must not use light!"

If Daichi had just become X, he would have been very nervous when hearing this, and might have said to X, "Without light, how can we deal with this monster?"

But now, a monster that can’t be dealt with by light?

Isn't this a sandbag delivered to your door? !

Of course, to be on the safe side, after sending Luyi and the others to the designated location to observe Bemonstan, Daichi secretly took out his space-time communicator and asked for advice in the group.

Moroboshi Tuan: "Bemonstan? This monster is not easy to deal with. Its devouring ability is simply the nemesis of ordinary Ultra Warriors. However, Bemonstan's devouring ability also has a limit. Daichi, you just need to..."

Ryuzaki Katsu: "All you have to do is bring out the passion from the last battle, chop off Bemonstan's head and feet with your sharp hand knife, cut off its wings, and break its good legs. Bemonstan will only have a useless mouth left, waiting for you to use all your... skills on him."

This sentence was withdrawn within less than 1 second after it was sent.

Then almost the same lineup was released again, except that one word was missing in the middle.

Ryuzaki Katsu: "This input method is damn bad! It's simply distorting my meaning. I will change the input method immediately."

Gao Shan Wo Meng: "Explanation is a cover-up. Don't worry. I have sent the screenshots. You don't have to worry too much."

Everyone who saw this sentence silently deleted the screenshot.

They didn't know what was going on with them. It was as if their fingers were controlled at that moment. They took screenshots, saved the photos, and found the crutch window all at once, as if they had a brain.

Faced with such a surprise, the evil Cane Starman would have been very angry before, but now...

He's desensitized!

Compared with the distortion of the eight legs, this input method error is nothing.

But the words came back again.

As the saying goes, without the accumulation of small steps, one cannot reach a thousand miles; without the accumulation of small streams, one cannot form a river or sea; without the accumulation of crutches, one cannot become a tyrant.

Write it down in a small notebook first, and then open it to kill time when you have nothing to do in the future.

The others had never seen Bemonstan and could not give a detailed strategy, but their suggestions were very consistent.

A head, good legs, and a big mouth waiting to be filled.

What's there to hesitate about?!

Of course, you would first cut off the horns, then cut off the monster's wings, break the monster's good legs, and then use these materials to fill the monster's "cherry mouth".

Bemonstein: Evil Ultra Warrior!!!

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