New Ultra: Started from picking up a cane alien

Chapter 246: Captain Xianren: I need to change my waist

Returning to "his" seat, Long Qisheng picked up the Tiga figurine, touched it, and muttered to himself.

"The captain didn't know it was me who sent it, but he suspected it."

"It looks like Chun accidentally let the cat out of the bag, but he didn't really expose me."

"It seems that I can't say bad things about Blaze to Chun for a while. I can take this opportunity to send Tiga's toys to him..."

He was just thinking about it, boom boom boom, a little guy came.

Xiaobi Ga, carrying a special small backpack, walked up to Long Qisheng with a frisbee in his mouth.

"You came so early."

Long Qisheng put down his figurine and said, "Go and get Xiao Ai out."

Xiaobi Ga walked to Long Qisheng's position and fished Xiao Ai out of the water tank in front of Captain Xianren.

Wow——!

The water from Xiao Ai's body soaked Captain Xianren half of his body.

Little Big Dog didn't know how to apologize. He put the wet Little Ai on his head, followed Long Qisheng's steps and left.

Captain Xianren, whose half body was wet, would get angry no matter how good-tempered he was.

but……

"Ow..."

Captain Xianren jumped up with a somersault, and under the strange looks of his teammates, he rushed to the toilet, holding his waist.

"They are just children. Why are you angry with them?"

Captain Xianren really wanted to be angry, but he didn't have the chance.

Blaze had been a little angry these past two days because he loved Seven X.

Now Xiaobi Ga poured water all over him. Blaze, who had always wanted to hunt, certainly couldn't stand it. He exploded directly and almost turned the kidneys of the string man captain into barbecue.

After pacifying Blaze Pyroxene, Captain Stringman looked at his other pockets.

You have to change your position, otherwise your kidneys will be cooked sooner or later.

The chest pocket is a bit dangerous to life.

Pockets on pants are very dangerous to...

Forget it, let’s just change the kidney.

……

Whoosh-!

The frisbee was flying in the sky, Little Nobi was chasing it on the ground, and classmate Xiao Ai was laughing above his head.

People passing by were very envious of this heartwarming scene.

But Long Qisheng felt very strange.

He also couldn't figure out how Funa Yuanyoumei raised Little Nobi. She turned a monster into a "dog" that liked to catch frisbees.

This metaphor comes not only because Xiaobijia likes to catch frisbees, but also because he likes to eat bones, bark at strangers in the base, wag his tail when he sees someone he likes, and lick them, etc.

Now, everyone in the base knows that the people in the security department are trembling with fear for being laid off.

Taking the frisbee, Long Qisheng touched the tip of Xiaobi Ga, took out a small piece of meat from the backpack behind it and fed it to it.

This is the training "reward" that Funen Yumi prepared for Xiaobijia - some monster meat that has no research value.

"You can really eat it."

After shaking off the saliva on his hands, Long Qisheng threw the frisbee out again.

"hold head high--!"

Rumble!

Xiaobijia ran out excitedly.

Going back and forth like this, Long Qisheng spent the entire morning.

This is definitely not because he wants to slack off from work.

He simply wanted to train Xiaobijia well and complete Funen Yumi's mission.

"No more playing, no more playing, I want to eat."

Long Qisheng washed the frisbee and stuffed it into his backpack.

Then he came to the cafeteria.

As soon as he arrived here, he attracted everyone's attention.

There is no way. Behind him stands a "monster" who is 24 meters tall, with a well-proportioned body, owns a house and a car (exclusive dormitory and transport vehicle), has five social insurances and one housing fund, has a professional medical team on call hours a day, and has no worries about food and drink. Everyone has to take a second look at him.

Of course, Xiaobi Ga is not the only one who enjoys this treatment. Xiao Ai, Xiao Huang, and even Long Qisheng also enjoy it.

There is no way. As the mascot and the owner of Metamorphosis, if Long Qisheng is not treated well and something unexpected happens, the base will not be able to continue its good life.

How can we say that he is both a black sheep and a good talent?

Long Qisheng went directly to the monster window, made a meal for Xiaobi Ga, and then...

“Is this beef?”

"Yes, Kobe beef."

"Then I won't go to other windows. Just give me one directly."

"Ah? But this is a monster..."

"Hmm? Is there a problem?" Long Qisheng picked up Xiao Ai and said, "Isn't Xiao Ai a monster?"

"Ok."

"That's tuna sashimi, right? Give me one portion, and help me cut the fruit into smaller pieces."

Auntie serving food: “…”

It has to be said that the treatment of humans and monsters is completely different.

In the normal window, it would be great to have beef.

And in the monster window, all the ingredients are of the finest quality, without any adulteration.

You have to know that this window is specially prepared for Xiaobi Ga. Its main features are free, large quantity and delicious taste. That is to say, Long Qisheng, otherwise, even if Captain Xianren came, he would not be able to eat these good things.

In addition to this window, Xiaobi Ga also has a dedicated dining room.

It was difficult for Long Qisheng to enter the small private room.

It's not that it's impossible to go in, but the main reason is that the smell inside is very strong. As a carnivorous monster, Xiaobi Ga's diet certainly cannot be limited to cooked food, there must be some raw meat and blood.

Therefore, no matter how clean the private room is, it will still have a smell similar to that of a vegetable market, and the smell will change when it is time to eat.

The taste is like throwing a piece of fresh pork into a pot, boiling it in water without adding any fishy smell, then taking out the bubbling pork, mixing it with raw pig blood, wrapping it with pig intestines, taking a bite, and chewing it in your mouth.

Only carnivorous monsters can feel that taste. Even Xiao Ai, after going to the private room once, never wanted to go there again.

After eating and drinking, Long Qisheng sent Xiaobi Ga back.

As soon as he returned to the team, Captain Xianren told him that the headquarters had made complete preparations for the Gatanjea wandering plan.

"Now that we are ready, let's take action tomorrow."

"Okay, then Blaise and I will go and notify them."

In fact, whether humans participate in the Gatanjea Wandering Project has little impact.

But since we are doing this kind of thing on Earth, we have to let humans feel involved.

Otherwise, if this plan is implemented without human knowledge, it will definitely make some people have conspiracy theories.

This is not a joke. Some people can come up with conspiracy theories just by watching a fantasy special effects drama.

What's more, this is reality.

Therefore, Long Qisheng and his team told Team Ford about this plan in order to let Captain Tamura, who is at the peak of his power, suppress those conspiracy theorists to avoid the idiotic plot of the ruins flying in the air and being shot down by missiles.

PS: Chapter 3 is around nine o'clock.

Just these two chapters of daily life will calm your mind, and the next chapter will be "opening the ruins".

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