New Ultra: Started from picking up a cane alien
Chapter 206: The Cane Man: Call me the Tyrant with Two Canes or the Kind Giant
My name is Tuan Zhuxing, also known as Seven.
Everyone respectfully calls me the Seventh Master, some people also call me the Crutch Alien, the Two-Crutch Tyrant, the Three-Crutch Emperor, etc.
But I can tell you that those are people who don’t know me, and they are completely slandering and defaming me!!!
I hereby solemnly declare that what I, the Seventh Master, am holding is not a cane.
Rather, it is a love for the younger generations that is as hot as fire (burning painfully), as heavy as a mountain (Xiao Huang weighs nearly ten tons), as swift as the wind (a cane that cannot be avoided), and as gentle as the breeze (beating and healing at the same time)!
They should call me the Man of Great Love, the Giant of Kindness, the Light of Universal Love.
All of the above are just scams!
Captain Stringman lay on the ground, accepting the unique whip of love from the Crutchman, exercising his body while enjoying the life-saving treatment.
The main theme is that life is worse than death.
Looking at Captain Xianren's appearance, the others trembled in fear.
This is really miserable!
Much worse than them, as for the reason...
The few words just spoken have been spoken.
Today, the people of the Crutch Star have already used their previous idea - the revolving lantern motivation (seduction) method - in special training.
As the captain of the string people who the Cane Alien people have been craving for a long time, he can only be the first to experience this "novel" method.
On the one hand, he uses the light of a revolving light to proclaim his "great love" in the minds of those who "lack love", and on the other hand, he cares for those who "lack love" closely with his "love" that is as hot as fire and as warm as wind.
This kind of training method is fucking beastly!
The results of the training method are also quite good!
The "loveless man" not only fully endured the "great love" of the Cane Man, but also expressed his homesickness with his excited and trembling body. (Captain Xianren: I miss him so much that I want to be reincarnated.)
Under the influence of love as gentle as the breeze, the more Captain Xianren was loved as hot as fire, the more energetic he became.
Finally, the Cane Alien noticed that Captain Stringer seemed a little "refreshed" (his pupils were dull), so he stopped.
The target shifted to... Blaze.
Captain Xianren: so?
Blaze Pyroxene was quite excited when Captain Xianren first started receiving special training. He felt that his abundant energy should be used to become stronger.
However, this thought only lasted for three minutes, which was so short!
After witnessing the "great love" of the Cane Man, Blaze felt that he was not that energetic, so he decided to let the String Man become stronger himself.
Then, in order to reduce its presence, Blaze Pyroxene quietly hid in the coat taken off by Captain Stringman, motionless, and turned into stone.
Well, how can this not be considered a return to the basics?
When the Cane Man lifted his coat with reluctance, Blazeite suddenly flew into his sleeves.
When the Cane Alien picked up the sleeve, it whooshed again and hid in another sleeve.
It was as if the Cane Man had taken off his glasses. Er… he had already taken off his glasses, and whispered to Blaze Pyroxene under his coat: “Let me see!”
Blaze Pyroxene was extremely shy, trying to dodge and shout, "Brother Tuan, don't!"
Ok……
Now that it has come to this, the ending must be a happy one.
The Cane Alien tore open the clothes where Blazeite was hiding... and grabbed the weak, pitiful and helpless Blazeite tightly in his hands.
"Blaze, why don't you transform?!"
The tone of the Crutch Alien's speech is as if he is saying, "Monster, I can tell at one glance that you are not a human being, why don't you show your true form?"
With no way to go up to the sky or down to the earth, Blaze Pyroxene had no choice but to rush to the "refreshed" string man, control his arm and complete the transformation.
Then, Blaze decisively handed over complete control of his body to String Man this time.
Captain Xianren: I'm fucking you
Captain Xianren certainly wants to have control over his body after the transformation, but he definitely doesn't want it at this time.
Seeing Blaze appear, the Crutch Man couldn't wait any longer. He just shouted "Jio!" and turned into Seven and got on the shared bike.
With the help of telekinesis and the revolving lantern, Xiao Huang crushed towards Blaze.
……
……
night.
Looking at the clock which was about to reach ten o'clock, Tomoko Hiruma pursed her lips.
It seems that no monsters appeared today. Why did the non-staff members of the Ford Team get off work so late? (As everyone knows, Captain Xianren has been hiding his true identity from his family.)
After waiting for another half an hour, there was finally movement at the door.
The dusty captain of the string people, with lifeless eyes, walked into the house like a zombie, and then gave a rather forced smile.
Before Tomoko Hiruma could go forward, the puppy Geddy was already lying in front of Captain Stringman, with his belly exposed and twisting his body.
"Why is it so late today?"
Tomoko stepped forward and took Captain Xianren's clothes and bag. "You're still so dirty?"
"Temporary training."
When the captain of the string people recalled how he crawled on the ground, he said weakly: "Sorry, I forgot to tell you and made you wait so long."
Of course, the training of the Crutch Alien people will not last that long, but fainting is possible.
Indeed, with the Cane Alien's method of fighting and healing at the same time, Captain Stringer was unharmed and full of energy.
But this did not affect Captain Xianren's "spirit", he was so "energized" that he saw stars and his soul left his body.
He was at Long Qisheng's house and didn't wake up until almost ten o'clock.
It was also because of this that Captain Xianren did not have the opportunity to inform his wife.
After changing into slippers, the captain of the string people asked casually, "Is Chun asleep? Didn't you pick up any pets today?"
Tomoko smiled.
Ever since my son brought back a bird and a dog, my husband has to ask me this question every day. (Xianren: Not only a bird and a dog, he also picked up a beautiful woman outside.)
"Chun and Gaddy had so much fun today that they went to bed a long time ago. Don't worry, he didn't bring anything back today."
Captain Xianren breathed a sigh of relief.
If there was a cat or something at home when he came back today, he would really feel like the sky was falling.
But fortunately not.
"I'll heat up the food for you, get ready to eat."
"Don't worry, I'll take a shower and you go to bed first. I'll be warm enough by myself in a while."
"Then you should take a shower first."
……
After taking a shower, Captain Xianren ate the meal his wife had heated up.
He finished his meal with a smile and pushed his wife into the room.
"You go to sleep first, I'll do the dishes."
Tomoko Hiruma couldn't do anything about him, so she closed the door.
Captain Xianren didn't feel sleepy after washing the dishes. After all, he had been unconscious for so long.
He walked to the balcony, sat down, and took out the Blazeite.
"Didn't we agree to share the good and the bad together?"
"You sold me out really fast today!"
Blazeite flashed twice.
"If you are afraid, then I won't be afraid?"
"I've suffered so much today, from now on, the control of the body in battle must be mine, otherwise I will abandon you to the kidnappers... Senior Moroboshi."
The blazeite continued to flicker.
"You don't agree? Well, I heard that Senior Moroboshi has three crutches. He may be able to use them on you at the same time."
The Blazeite suddenly lost its luster, then flickered, and was completely out of tune with the captain's thoughts.
The string captain smiled slightly.
Today's suffering was not in vain. Now that I have control, I will not be such a "savage" in the future.
PS: Hehe, if Ah Sheng wants a free gift, all you Crutch Stars please whip him hard and satisfy him!
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