New Ultra: Started from picking up a cane alien

M4 area.

This area is located close to the mountains and forests, with a small population and relatively concentrated gathering points. Unless by coincidence, it is rare for monsters to appear and directly destroy the town.

The monster that appeared this time is an old supporting role in the Ultra World, the underground monster Tyranstone.

Long Qisheng was not in a hurry because he knew the identity of the monster.

The strength of Talanstone is not very strong, and the weapons and fighter jets of the Ford Team are enough to hold it back until Xiao Huang arrives.

And the result of Xiao Huang vs. Tyranstone...

Does this need to be said?

Xiao Huang has the only perverted monster "brain" on earth, the support of the Ford team, the hard Jetton metal, and a thick and large exhaust pipe...

Taranstone, with beak, teeth, claws, and balls of fire.

High technology versus primitiveness, how can this lose?

If he loses, Long Qisheng will have to go back and take out all the bananas in the refrigerator and stuff them into the exhaust pipes of other scrapped vehicles in front of Xiao Huang.

Thinking of this, Long Qisheng slapped Xiao Ai into his clothes and shouted at the huge threats around him: "Don't think I'm afraid of you. Come, let me see what you can do!"

……

……

A jet of blue flame filled with electric arcs burst out from behind Xiao Huang's butt.

The hot feeling, the slight numbness, and the different double experience made Xiao Huang really crazy with joy, and he ran on the road at lightning speed.

“Great~~”

Hearing Xiao Huang's shouts, Itō Yasunobu became excited.

The general manager was quite helpless.

It seems that this genius' filter for perverted Xiao Huang is still too strong.

Can't your ears hear anything at all?

In the cry of “Awesome~”, there were slight tremors, slight mechanical gasps, and slight engine roars.

This is obviously wrong!

Xiao Huang is clearly enjoying the "paralysis" brought by the super electromagnetic jet system you invented!

Why can't you hear it?

Wake up, genius!

How could Itado Yasunobu not hear it? He is a rare mechanical genius.

The roaring engine, the sound of the machine moving to its limit, the trembling that can only be felt when speeding...

This is clearly Mr. Xiao Huang’s recognition and affirmation of my invention!

If he didn't agree, how could Mr. Huang charge forward with all his strength and at a speed exceeding his previous limit?

If he wasn't sure, why would Mr. Huang praise my invention in front of me?

There are lovers, and then there are thousands of miles.

Mr. Xiao Huang is truly the only person in this world who understands me!

No, maybe Bole and Qianlima are mixed up?

Why do you think a perverted yellow bike would be a talent scout?

The tires are on the ground, the car is running at lightning speed, and it can carry people. Xiao Huang is clearly a good steed!

You are the real talent, genius.

……

Although Talanstone is not very powerful, it is an underground monster after all, and its main feature is its thick skin and flesh.

Even though Team Ford's fighter planes were extremely flexible, attacking from the front and back, advancing and retreating, and cooperating well, they were still no match for the terrifying monster. They were not strong enough and could not meet the conditions to make the monster bleed.

The dissatisfied Talanstone spewed flames in front and whipped with his long tail behind.

Soon one of the fighter planes made a mistake, thick smoke billowed out from the rear of the plane, and it began to fall.

According to the normal plot, at this time a driver should take out a very large and obvious transformation device from his chest and transform into a giant of light.

But unfortunately, Long Qisheng and Captain Xianren, who have the conditions for the transformation device, are facing a huge crisis alone, and the other is in a meeting on the "Extreme Training Program for Xiao Ai".

Then this light of hope can only be a perverted yellow light.

Xiao Huang didn't have time to put down the general manager and Itō Yasunobu, and he arrived like a young lady, flipped over, hit, and saved people in one go.

Xiao Huang put the two little men that were almost crushed to death in his hands on the ground, glanced at the furious Talanstone, then knelt on one knee, ready to vent his anger on it.

As the saying goes, the lower you lie, the higher the damage.

Xiao Huang crawled in the dark with one hand and touched his butt with the other.

He suddenly rushed in front of the monster Talanstone, waving his exhaust pipe emitting electric light.

Bang!

As an underground monster, Talanstone easily withstood the attack. As for the "faint" electric light on the exhaust pipe, it had no effect on it at all.

Xiao Huang raised his foot and kicked Tyranstone in the crotch with a bang, then inserted the exhaust pipe back into his butt.

It seems that this little toy that can generate electricity and vibrate will not cause any harm to the thick-skinned monster, and we have to use the huge... exhaust pipe.

Someone said that a pervert is a pervert. What's the difference between this and keeping a "wooden log" in the trunk and pulling it out and throwing it at someone's face when a car conflict occurs? !

It’s also thanks to the monster’s low IQ, otherwise the monster would have wanted to die.

However, Huang's loyal fan Yasunobu Itō believed that the system he invented was not powerful enough and the power was not strong enough to cause any harm to the monsters. His invention wasted Mr. Huang's opportunity!

This system needs to be further improved and the power needs to be increased.

At this moment, a straight "flame" was pulled out from behind Xiao Huang's butt.

The blazing flames were full of temperature.

Xiao Huang imitated a certain Mira and whipped Tyranstone's body with a flaming whip.

clap clap clap...

It's much better than that useless electricity.

Talan Stone kept shaking his arms and screaming.

Xiao Huang rushed up and kicked the monster over with a Nine-Sky Thunder double kick, and then followed up with a perverted meteorite pendant, which made Tailanstone open his mouth wide.

opportunity!

Xiao Huang's eyes twinkled slightly, giving Tyranstone his favorite "Big Affection".

The hot exhaust pipe was stuffed hard into the monster's throat. As Xiao Huang pulled it hard, bloody saliva was brought out by the exhaust pipe.

……

"Here we go again!"

The general manager had a bitter face.

Captain Xianren repeatedly told him to help Xiao Huang get rid of this perverted and fatal love.

But the person in charge just wanted to say to Captain Xianren, "Ah? Me? Me?"

How could he control Xiao Huang who was in high spirits?

hey~

The general manager sighed deeply, turned to look at Itado Yasunobu beside him, and asked, "Do you understand everything?"

Itado Yasunobu's eyes sparkled: "I understand."

"That's good."

The general manager felt a little comforted.

As long as this genius sees through the perverted filter, he will feel confident even if he is blamed by Captain Xianren.

But when he heard the next words of Itō Yasunobu, he felt numb.

"I understand. Senior is right. I am not suitable to provide maintenance for Mr. Xiao Huang now. My current invention is totally useless to Mr. Xiao Huang."

Itado Yasunobu gritted his teeth and said, "I must design a stronger, more durable exhaust pipe for Mr. Xiao Huang that can have both scorching flames and strong electric currents!"

"Only in this way will Mr. Xiao Huang not need to change weapons during the battle."

The general manager was very happy about this!

Pervert Xiao Huang agrees with this!

PS: Some people say that this book has too many daily life stories, but this is the main focus of this book! As for the story of Ultraman fighting monsters, except for some individual monsters, I can't write anything fancy.

And fellow Sevens, what I want is a reasonable and weird idea, like the ancestor of Camilla of Da Gu mentioned above, rather than a scene that is played out at random.