New Ultra: Started from picking up a cane alien
Chapter 174 My butt hurts in my dream. Ah Sheng: It’s okay. Your butt is…
The evil whispers of the evil Cane Alien echoed in my ears.
The righteous Ultra Mask has been through so many times, and now his resistance to the evil whispers is maximized. He can now completely avoid back pain, leg pain, red face, and a slow heartbeat.
In short, I’ll be straight for the rest of my life!
Everyone witnessed the righteous Ultra Mask being "knocked to death" by a cane, and he let out a cry and fell straight down.
The evil Cane Alien stepped on Ultra Mask's butt, gave a geigeigei evil laugh, and murmured in a low voice: "Young people nowadays! The quality of sleep is really good, they can fall asleep as soon as they fall to the ground."
"..."
Everyone smiled with a forced smile, and glanced at the feet of the Crutch Alien from time to time.
Is it really just about good sleep quality?
Isn't it really a bit dead?
Under the gaze of everyone, a miracle happened.
With a look of "hope" in his eyes and following the law that good cannot prevail over evil, Ultra Mask "resurrected". He raised his head, supported himself on the ground with both hands, and exerted a little force.
boom!
The silver cane pierced into the floor in front of Long Qisheng at lightning speed, only 0.01 centimeters away from the tip of his nose.
Ultra Mask's eyes had become cross-eyed. He felt the coldness of the crutch that was within reach of his breath, then silently closed his eyes, lay on the ground, held his breath, and looked dead.
At this point, maybe being a little dead is the best option.
If conditions permit, Ultra Mask would like to plant a flower on his head.
Of course, he would never say such thoughts out loud, because the evil big boss, the Crutch Alien, would definitely satisfy his request and plant the flowerpot on the balcony heavily on his head, making his head really "bloom"!
The only brave warrior who dared to resist and was not afraid of sacrifice died, so naturally, the others did not dare to resist anymore.
Even though I dream of a mountain with amazing wisdom, I can only stand like a pine tree at this moment.
After all, even if wisdom is shocking, it is just wisdom.
But the opponent has amazing strength, amazing speed, and an amazing cane!
No matter which two conditions are combined, it will cause a serious blow to the amazing wisdom. In order to protect my brain, I can only wait for death quietly.
Glancing at the barbecue, snacks, beer and drinks on the table, Zhu Xingtuan smiled coldly.
"Everyone seems to be enjoying themselves. They must have been having a good time without me. They even set up a barbecue."
Everyone lowered their heads and did not dare to speak.
"Hey~ Why aren't you talking? Aren't you all talking a lot in that group? Your little mouths are full of honey, and what you say sounds very nice."
Zhu Xingtuan stepped over a dead person and walked back and forth in front of everyone.
Da da da……
Under several horrified gazes, many holes were poked in the floor.
"You are all talented now!"
"Everyone has their own ideas and styles. As your teacher and coach, I am so pleased!"
Amid the evil laughter of the Cane Man, these words were spoken almost with gritted teeth.
"As a coach, I am so pleased that I am burning with desire!"
Zhu Xingtuan suddenly stopped and moved closer to Memeng, his eyes as big as bells.
"I'm really angry right now!"
"My dream, use your wisdom to tell me, what should I do now? How can I relieve my sexual desire?"
I immediately knelt down, stuck my butt out, and shouted, "Use the Ultra Cane of Justice!"
"Um……"
The Cane Starman nodded and walked up to Kengo Manaka. "Kengo, use your Shura-like emotional intelligence to tell me, what should I do?"
Kengo Manaka knelt down and said, "Use the Ultra Whip!"
"Um……"
When Moroboshi Tuan was asking the other people, Long Qisheng, who had been almost dead, came back to life. He opened his eyes and looked at Takayama Gamu and Manaka Kengo.
Then they began typing Morse code with their eyelids.
Long Qisheng: "What should we do? It looks like they are all going to die."
Gao Shan Gamu: "At this point, there is no other way, but Ah Sheng, you, you can be the savior. Hurry up and stand up, and attract the evil gaze of the Crutch Alien."
Long Qisheng: "Go to hell, why don't you go? I already have something to do, do you want me to die completely? Do you want to inherit my free foot bath coupon?"
I dream in the mountains: "Since ancient times, everyone has to die. Even a tiger won't eat its own cubs. Leave the light to illuminate the walking stick. I don't know what to say next."
Long Qisheng: "Nonsense, the last sentence is "Leave a loyal heart to shine in history", there is no next sentence!"
Kengo Manaka: "Don't blink so fast, I can't keep up."
"I have a way to never die!"
Three people: "What method?"
As their eyelids fluttered, everyone's eyes turned to the person who had just "spoken".
That person is a little fat, a little bruised, and has a limp, but that doesn't stop people from being afraid of him. He is...Tsuyuu Moroboshi!!!
Zhu Xingtuan squatted down, lowered his head, and blinked: "How is it? I can also use Morse code, and I can use it better than you."
He stood up and said, "Everyone, please stand up. You are all giving me trouble. Do you really think I am some evil cane alien? If you think so, it will really make me sad and troubled!"
After everyone stood up and looked at each other, Zhu Xingtuan continued.
"I know you're afraid of training, and I also know you're afraid of my anger. I know even more that you're afraid of me training you when I'm angry. I can tell you that what you're afraid of is... exactly right!"
"How can training be effective if we don't scare you? Now, immediately, get in the car and prepare for special training!"
……
……
"Ultra Cane, right?"
"Ultra Whip, right?"
"Otto Slap, huh?"
"Leo flying kick, huh!"
bang bang bang...
Today is the end of the "Ultra Guard", and the one who caused the annihilation of the "Ultra Guard" was the former Ultra Guard member, Tuan Moroboshi!
This is a hell of a joke.
Zhu Xingtuan looked at the weak and screaming humans on the ground and said angrily, "Why are we still short of people?"
"Long Qisheng, what's wrong with you? Why haven't you pulled Blaze over yet?"
"It's been a long time since he trained once. How can he catch up with us? The reserve members of the Space Guard of the Kingdom of Light next door have already started to go out for training, while we are still training at home. We are already behind by more than half!"
After hearing what Zhu Xingtuan said, Long Qisheng was simply too tired to complain.
They are already behind by more than half of the progress. You think you are a math teacher, but on the first day of school, you are already one chapter behind the class next door.
You've listened to too many lectures!
And you're making progress on this thing?!
Whose Seven's progress is like this?
Gao Shan Wo Meng, who was confused by the torture, said in pain: "A Sheng, my butt hurts!"
Long Qisheng glanced at her and consoled her, "It's okay. Your butt is on... my butt. I'll cushion it for you, so it won't hurt."
At this time, the Crutch Alien was spanking Long Qisheng's "butt" because of his "inaction".
PS: Oh haha, the massacre of the crutch aliens!
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