New Ultra: Started from picking up a cane alien

"Xiao Huang, King Kong is haunting me."

"It's now!"

"Xiao Ai, use 100,000 volts!"

boom--!

After a burst of thunder in a clear sky, the monster fell to the ground with a loud bang, smoke coming out of its body and emitting bursts of burnt smell.

Bang, bang, bang...

Xiao Huang shuddered all over on the monster's corpse, then let go of his hands.

"Cool!"

Xiao Ai was too lazy to pay attention to this pervert, so she just shrank down and jumped into Long Qisheng's arms.

Nowadays, there is no need for Long Qisheng to take action against ordinary monsters in this world. The fateful bond between Xiao Huang and Xiao Ai, referred to as the "SM" bond, is enough to deal with them.

The scene where this bond appears is probably like this.

Xiao Huang jumped onto the monster and wrapped his limbs around its body, allowing the terrifying enemy to feel the heat of its exhaust pipe and the devilish sounds of its perverted words at close range.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Xiao Ai will use 100,000 volts to kill the monster.

If he fails to kill the monster, Xiao Huang will frantically heat up his exhaust pipe, pull it out from under his butt, use it as a weapon, and insert it into the monster's mouth... body to achieve a fatal killing effect.

The performance of this bond looks simple, but it is practical in a "Long Qi Sheng style".

Many monsters were humiliated to death by Xiao Huang with such cooperation.

Long Qisheng got into the small yellow car and reported to the captain of the string people: "The battle is over. It is confirmed that the monster Gadi is dead. The team members of the aftermath handling department can come and collect the body."

"I have already notified them to come over."

Captain Xianren sat in the office, watching the scene of the monster's death, and rubbed his eyes helplessly.

He said to Long Qisheng on the other side of the communicator: "Can't you change Xiao Huang's fighting style? This is in the city, and a lot of people are watching it."

Long Qisheng replied: "That's why it gets excited."

"...Please, can you make it pay attention to its image? The way it fights is a complete disgrace to the reputation of Team Ford!" Captain Xianren said unhappily.

"No, I see a lot of people online like Xiao Huang's fighting style."

"Nonsense, anyone could be a pervert across a screen."

Captain Xianren sighed and compromised: "I'll give you three times the salary this month, and ask Xiao Huang not to insert the drain pipe into the monster's mouth. That's all I ask. Do you agree?"

"Triple the salary? Who do you take me for? Am I the kind of person who likes money?!"

Long Qisheng clapped Xiao Huang's horn.

Drop drop!

"You are using money to taint my Ultra Spirit. Even if you are the captain, I will never bow to evil forces."

"Five times the salary!"

"Captain! You said... where are the evil forces? Give me a location, I will lead Xiao Huang and Xiao Ai to kill them now."

The captain of the string people curled the corner of his mouth.

What a person with the Ultraman spirit.

What a good one who will never bow to evil forces.

I really believed your ghost!

……

"Asheng, long time no see!"

While Long Qisheng was waiting for the aftermath processing team to arrive, his former boss, the director of the aftermath processing department, came in person.

Long Qisheng took a half step back: "We just met in the cafeteria at noon today."

"..."

The minister was speechless and said, "Then why did you pretend not to see me when I greeted you at noon? And were you serious when you took a half step back?"

"nonsense!"

Long Qisheng raised his hand and pointed at several backbones of the aftermath handling department who were working: "Fortunately, I left early. Look at them, those who were in the same period as me, they are now starting to go bald, and are developing into your Mediterranean look."

"When you greeted me at noon, there were people like this standing behind you. How could I dare to respond to you? I was afraid that you would take a glance at me and make me bald."

The minister rolled his eyes and said, "Get lost! What do you think I am? Buddha?"

Long Qisheng said seriously: "No, it's the evil Mediterranean alien who spread the baldness virus."

"Shut up!"

The minister was helpless: "We have no other choice. Since the last global riot, the intensity of our department's work has increased several times. Not only do we have to stay up all night to work overtime, but we also have to run around in the blood and corpses like a vulture. Isn't it time to get bald..."

The minister spoke with certainty, his fingers trembling.

“We are all suffering from work-related injuries!”

Long Qisheng nodded, staring at his old boss's... Mediterranean face: "So this is why you took off your wig, trying to defraud work injury insurance?"

"What are you talking about? What do you mean by defrauding work injury insurance? This is clearly a work injury, a complete and total work injury." The minister's eyes were a little vague.

How did this guy know that I was wearing a wig before?

I clearly never exposed myself once.

Too lazy to argue with his old boss about this trivial matter, Long Qisheng asked, "Why did you come here in person this time? Don't you usually refuse to see anyone?"

At this point, Long Qisheng was in a trance: "Oh~ I forgot, you don't wear a wig now."

"Ah Sheng, from the first time I met you, I knew you were a man who could accomplish great things, so you shouldn't always focus on such trivial matters..."

After preaching for a while, the minister explained: "The reason I came here is to find you."

"Find me?"

Long Qisheng took another half step back: "You are not still holding on to those unrealistic fantasies of middle-aged and elderly men, are you? Captain Tamura has told you that an old man like you can't become a formal team member."

"He meant that I'm not physically fit for training now, not that I'm old!"

The minister pointed at Gadi's huge corpse and said, "I came to you because of the monster. Next time, when Xiao Huang and Xiao Ai fight the monster, can you cut the monster up properly? Don't leave it so intact. It's really hard for us to deal with such a big corpse."

"Tsk, now the conditions are good, you're disgusted, right?"

Long Qisheng said slowly: "Who used to dislike the Ultra Warriors for blowing the monsters into pieces and making them difficult to deal with?"

"That's just easier to clean up, but it would take us several days to cut up a monster this big, and by then the meat would have gone rancid."

"Okay, okay, I got it. I'll give you a favor. I'll let Xiao Ai blow up the monster next time."

The minister waved his hand: "No, absolutely not."

Long Qisheng was immediately puzzled.

"You don't want a complete corpse, and you don't want to blow it up, so what do you want? Do you want Xiao Huang to cut the monster into pieces and send them to you... Damn, you are really planning this!"

Seeing the expectant look in his old boss' eyes, Long Qisheng immediately shook his head: "No, no, Xiao Huang is not from the meat processing plant."

"It could be!"

The minister stepped forward and said, "As long as you promise me, I will support whatever your captain proposes in the future."

"Really?"

"Real, more real than real gold."

"That's fine."

Long Qisheng agreed.

He was going to ask Captain Xianren to make a suggestion during the meeting, that Xiao Huang be fully metallized and given free maintenance and upgrades throughout his life.

"Minister! Minister!"

At this moment, a team member from the aftermath handling department suddenly ran over in a hurry.

"What happened?"

"Gah, the land has laid eggs!"

PS: I have something to do tomorrow, so the update will be a little later, probably before 7 o'clock, but I don't know the exact time