New Ultra: Started from picking up a cane alien

"This is Team Fate. Please ask Long Qisheng, the aftermath handler, to go to area XX for investigation immediately."

Early in the morning, Long Qisheng received the task.

When I looked at the place, it was so close to him!

As soon as he saw the content of the investigation, Long Qisheng's face changed.

When Long Qisheng saw the name of the investigation, he didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"Investigation: Excrement left by unknown life in XX area"

Yes, their post-war relief work includes not only the casualties and building damage caused during the war, and the recovery of corpses after the war, but also the cleaning of excrement of unknown life forms.

After all, they are unknown life forms. It is unknown whether they have bacteria or viruses on them, so we must do everything we can to avoid them.

However, after seeing the area, Long Qisheng was very sure that this mission was not dangerous at all.

Get dressed and open the door.

Climb over the wall and walk to the corner.

Crouch down and take a picture.

The place to be investigated is the back door of his house.

The white color is like traces of frost, and the little flowers are frozen by ice.

"Headquarters, headquarters, this is Long Qisheng. I have arrived at the target location and will report the situation now."

"There are only traces of frost at the scene. The description of the so-called excrement is not accurate. My preliminary inference is..."

"You fart!"

Suddenly, a passerby ran over.

"How can you be so unprofessional as an investigator? This is clearly excrement."

"I saw it clearly last night. There was an alien peeing here. It scared me awake!"

"You didn't see it, it was exactly like a scene from a movie, a frost demon version of Ghost Rider peeing."

"..."

So it was you who called the police.

Also, I use the amazing Ott spray.

Instead of peeing!

Long Qisheng cursed in his heart.

He was very careful last night. There was almost no one in the back door, and he chose a corner.

How come this was seen by others?

Just see it and forget it.

What does pee mean? Are you blind?

You pee with both hands!

The passerby imitated the action he saw last night and said, "Shh~shh~shh~"

"Right, that is it."

"It's this position, this action. That guy is peeing with both hands. He is obviously not a human. He must be an alien. You, Team Ford, must take this seriously."

"We pay taxes to support your team, Team Fear. You can't send such rubbish to investigate. You have no sense at all."

Long Qisheng immediately wanted to shut down the communication and drag the man in to beat him up.

But during the mission, they have to turn on the recorder, which is difficult.

After calming down the passerby and addressing his unreasonable demands, Long Qisheng gave his report again before sending the man away.

As long as the report does not involve him, he can talk nonsense as he pleases. This is destined to be a fruitless investigation mission anyway.

Even the system thinks so.

The task did not show as completed and simply disappeared.

……

At the last second, punch in for work.

As soon as Long Qisheng stepped over the threshold, he became as listless as a zombie.

The colleague next door has been replaced.

I heard that the original colleague was actually selected as a formal member of the Ford Team.

If you don't listen to good people, you will suffer the consequences.

You know you're just cannon fodder, yet you're still willing to sacrifice yourself bravely.

Play with the mouse, touch the keyboard, pour water, drink water, go to the toilet, play with the mouse, touch the keyboard...

The main job is to slack off.

The main thing is that the more he slacks off in this job, the more it proves the safety of the city.

Before I knew it, it was almost time to get off work at noon.

At this time, the new colleague suddenly stuck his head out and shouted to Long Qisheng: "Senior, it seems that there is nothing to do today, I would like to ask you..."

"Don't!"

Long Qisheng's scalp suddenly felt numb.

He had just said one word when everyone's phones started ringing.

I grass!

Didn't anyone tell you the rules?

How dare you say such unlucky words?

have to.

I'm going to be hungry at noon today.

So many calls were ringing at the same time, one after another.

Obviously, something big had happened.

"This is the aftermath handling department, team member Long Qisheng, number 9527."

"This is the armed combat unit of Team Ford. Please go to area 30 immediately. There are monsters here."

"understand!"

All of a sudden, the entire aftermath handling department was mobilized.

Don't think that this team will only appear after the battle.

In fact, they usually arrive at the battlefield only slightly later than regular combat troops.

Their department needs to estimate the combat losses in a timely manner, as well as the losses caused by the monster's advance route, so as to provide the Ford Team with relatively accurate loss data as a combat reference.

The Jeep Cherokee was powerful enough, and with the Ford Team's dispatch bell sounded, Long Qisheng and his colleagues arrived at the scene quickly.

From a distance, Long Qisheng saw a monster with ten abdominal muscles constantly throwing out the sharp horns on its head to attack the Ford team's fighter planes.

Lean back!

It's really you.

"Little Seven" the evil sword monster Canedras.

Long Qisheng's anxious heart finally died completely.

He now basically believed in Zhu Xingtuan's speculation.

His first Golden Legendary card also seemed to be his first super unlucky, bad card that was filled with bad luck and hell.

what is this? !

Hell of hell?

This is truly a hell within a hell within a hell.

Long Qisheng was extremely depressed.

But now he can't transform.

It’s not because there were a lot of people around, but because he was recording.

If he transformed, by the time he returned to headquarters to verify the situation, his underwear would have been sliced ​​and sliced ​​by a bunch of perverts for research.

No.

Why don’t the combatants have recorders?

This is not fair!

How come the Earth Defense Force didn’t know about the transformation of those human bodies for 20 or 30 episodes?

I am the Earth Defense Force, and they are defending me.

So, they want to force me to become a regular member?!

Long Qisheng raised his middle finger towards the sky.

The battle will be left to Team Ford, and he will continue with his job.

Crowds were evacuated and losses were calculated...

The battle lasted less than three minutes before the monster suddenly ran away.

You really are "Little Seven"!

The monster ran away.

Long Qisheng was in no mood to stay.

In front of his new colleagues, he showed the efficiency of a lazy person when he is serious about work, and completed the task goals at an extremely fast speed.

work overtime?

impossible!

Absolutely impossible!

I believe in not working overtime.

Back to headquarters, clock out first.

Then he ran to the combat department next door to flirt with girls... bah, to gather intelligence.

Long Qisheng held a glass of water and asked Aobe Huimei: "Huimei, has your department named today's monster?"

Aobe Emi has a good relationship with Ryuki Sheng, and she also likes to go to other departments to gather information, so she has nothing to worry about.

She shook her head and said, "Not yet, but someone has already given it a nickname. The monster is very fierce, and the sharp horns on its head are like swords, so they nicknamed it the Fierce Sword Monster, but we privately call it the Bitch Monster."

"Bitch? Why?"

"You keep swinging your horns, leaving our fighters no time to attack. You keep provoking us during the fight. How despicable!"

Long Qisheng smiled and said, "If this monster doesn't have a name, then maybe I can give you some inspiration. Seven, what's wrong with Seven? I think it's very suitable for this... bitch monster!"

There is no personal emotion in this name.

absolute!

No!

When Aoibe Emi heard the name "Seven", the look in her eyes when she looked at Long Qisheng changed.

"What's wrong? Is this name not good? How about I change it to Moroboshi Dan?"

"...Zhu Xingtan, it sounds like someone's name."

"How can it be!"

Long Qisheng looked around guiltily.

Aobe Emi whispered: "The name Seven is also impossible. According to gossip, the two Ultramen who appeared some time ago have been named. The red giant is called Seven, and the silver giant is called Gaia."

These two names are taken for granted.

Long Qisheng was not surprised at all.

But it was impossible not to show the slightest surprise at this time.

So he changed the subject and shouted, "You secretly connected to the server of the Information Management Center again?!"

"What are you talking about!"

Aoibe Emi blushed.

"It's gossip, gossip, do you understand?"