Honkai Impact 3rd: The audience of social death in the second creation of sand sculpture

[March 7: You know how to do business...]

In the video, the camera turns and it is already night time. Paimon excitedly points at the shooting stars streaking across the sky and says to Ying: "Traveler! Look, those are shooting stars! Make a wish!"

Ying put her hands together, her face serious, and made a sincere wish: "Meteor, I hope I can have more opportunities to speak!"

"I don't want to be dumb anymore!"

Time passed and the night went by quickly.

The next morning, in Chengge's pot, rubbing his hands, Paimon's voice suddenly sounded, screaming: "Traveler, wake up!"

The camera came to the house, and 'Ying' was shaking 'Paimon' who was still asleep with a frantic look on his face.

Paimon smiled foolishly, without even opening his eyes, and continued to sleep, saying, "Don't make any noise~"

"That woman finally helped me get everything together~ slurp~"

In Paimon's dream, Xianyun stood with a blushing face between Ganyu and Shenhe, who also had blushing faces.

"Hehehe... Master and apprentice, please get into my pot and have a deep discussion~"

[March 7: Something is wrong. It must be 120% wrong!]

[Theresa: It was Ying who was calling Paimon to wake up, but why did the voice sound like Paimon calling Ying? ]

[Kiana: Could it be that...their voices have swapped! ]

[Qingque: ...I'm afraid you won't be able to leave the hospital in this lifetime.]

In the video, Ying raised his hand with a malicious look on his face, and directly knocked Paimeng to the ground with a big fight, dealing a high damage of up to 100 points, and then angrily said: "You are still dreaming! Something big has happened!"

Paimon opened his glasses and saw Ying's big face leaning towards him.

"Ah You?"

'Ying' also replied in horror: "Me! We!"

Then, the two guessed the current situation in unison: "We have swapped souls!"

[March 7: Huh? This shooting star has a very strange way of fulfilling wishes...]

[Black Tower: Just tell me whether it succeeded or not! ]

[Theresa: Ying doesn't like to talk, so why not turn you into Paimon! ]

【Theresa: If you think about it this way, it doesn’t seem to be a problem.】

[Amber: But the headdress on Paimon's head has also moved to Ying's head! ]

[Kaeya: The flower that was originally in Ying's hair has also moved to Paimon's body. ]

[March 7: That's normal, I'll give you some recognizable signs!]

【Xing: That makes sense! 】

In the scene, Ying and Paimon were walking on the streets of Liyue. Ying suddenly asked in Paimon's voice, "Hey, Traveler, look, what's going on over there?"

At the entrance of the Hall of Rebirth, Hu Tao was eagerly greeting Ying: "Traveler! Come and help me!"

[Kumi: It’s me! But it seems... not me? ]

[Xingqiu: Look at the headdress she's wearing... It should be Xiangling, right? Only she would wear this kind of rice crust decoration.]

Ying, who was wearing a pie mask, was stunned for a moment, then looked at Xiangling: "Hutao?"

Walnut was also stunned, and then quickly explained: "I am Xiangling!"

[Bai Lu: It turns out that not only Paimon and Ying were swapped, but also other people? ]

[Qingque: So, that meteor's ability is pretty strong! ]

In the video, Walnut seemed very anxious: "Let's not talk about that for now, hurry up and stop that hungry person from eating like crazy at the funeral!"

Paimon was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "Isn't it normal to turn sadness into appetite?"

Walnut was also dumbfounded: "But that was my tribute!"

'Ying' put his hands on his hips and said jokingly, "The funeral banquet is open, it is really done in one step."

[Qingque: I always thought that stealing your tribute was just a joke... I didn't expect someone would actually go there! ]

[Ying: It should be because Xiangling’s cooking method is so delicious! After all, it’s a professional match! ]

[Hu Tao: So...how about I cooperate with Wanmin Hall in the future? If you do business with me, can you book the funeral banquet at Wanmin Hall at the same time?]

【Xiangling: ...I'm sorry I refuse. 】

In the picture, 'Paimon' and 'Walnut' are already communicating.

Paimon asked, "So, when you woke up, you found yourself turned into a walnut?"

Walnut spread his hands helplessly: "Yeah, I still haven't reacted yet!"

Suddenly, the small crown on Ying's head that belonged to Paimon suddenly turned into an exclamation mark: "Wait, Traveler! Since the current Hu Tao is Xiangling, what is the Hu Tao of Wanmin Hall doing?"

[Xingqiu: Could it be... that Hu Tao is cooking? Wanmin Hall is in danger!]

[Hu Tao: I am a great cook! When I made the 'Yuyou Great March', the guest Zhongli ate it all without saying a word! He even refused to let the waiter taste it.]

[Zhongli: ... (Is it possible that I am afraid that ordinary people will be sent away directly after eating it?)]

At the same time, in Wanmin Hall, Xiangling was humming a little tune as she tried to stuff an old man with gray hair, who she had tied up like a mummy, into the stove.

Master Mao only took one look and was so frightened that he screamed, "Xiang Ling!"

"I asked you to find materials for starting a fire, not materials for cremation!"

Xiangling smiled and said, "Occupational disease, occupational disease."

[Theresa: Is your custom so cruel? Burning the dead before they die?]

[Hu Tao: The video is just exaggerated! We are committed to creating a home-like service experience for our customers! ]

[Walnut: I even improved the coffin. It is very comfortable to lie in! It is no problem to buy it home and use it as a bed! ]

[Hutao: Guest, please come inside the coffin.jpg]

[March 7: Who would buy something like this as a bed?]

[Hu Tao: ...@Luo Sha, have you considered changing your coffin? I guarantee it will be more luxurious and comfortable than your current one! It is a must-have coffin for home travel and for silencing people! ]

【Rakshasa:? ?】

【Rakshasa: No need.】

The camera shifted again, this time to the tea stall. Tian Tiezui looked at Zhongli in front of him speechlessly and said helplessly: "Brother Zhongli, I know you are a professional in tea tasting..."

"But are you sure... this is tea?"

Zhongli smiled, stretched out his hand to light the tea in front of him, and then said: "Trust me, this is flammable tea from Mondstadt!"

"I guarantee you'll be sweating all over after drinking this!"

[Qingque: Is this the legendary 'flaming tea'? ]

[Kaia: How can flammable oolong tea not be tea? ]