Honkai Impact 3rd: The audience of social death in the second creation of sand sculpture

[Paimon: Ah! The street singer has turned into a groundhog! ]

[March 7: This might be what the stupid groundhog looks like when it comes to reality...]

Inside the live broadcast room, everyone is being shown what Wendy looks like now—a groundhog’s body with Wendy’s face on top.

[Live Studio: Friendly guest appearances - Rock God Morax, Thunder God Baalzebub, intelligently generated by the live studio, only borrowing their images and voices, so no cooperation is required! ]

As he spoke, two more groundhogs appeared in the live video, one with Lei Dianying's face, and the other groundhog had four big words on its face - Morax!

[Ningguang: What does that mean? Why is it that only the Emperor has no image and is replaced by text? ]

[Live: Hey, Morax's identity, I'll scare you guys if I tell you this, I'm still waiting for the next video to make fun of it! Wouldn't it be much easier to save a lot of words if I tell you now? ]

[Keqing:? ? ? 】

[Live broadcast room: Okay, stop talking nonsense and start watching the video! ]

[Live broadcast room: This is a rare scene of the battle between the three gods! ]

It's a pity that Wendy couldn't see the discussion in the live broadcast room at this time. He was concentrating on studying the script given to him by the live broadcast room - there was no other way, if he didn't perform well, he would be punished again.

After a long time, groundhog Wendy let out a long sigh, indicating that he was ok. Live broadcast, start!

The video begins with Wendy the Groundhog wrestling with Morax the Groundhog.

With her superb acting skills acquired from years of slacking off and drinking, Wendy quickly got into the role.

"What do you mean? Morax will be without Mora?"

Wendy's angry voice sounded in the video.

[Ying: Uh... Three Groundhog Gods? The Three Rats? ]

【Lei Movie:......】

The groundhog who was struggling with Wendy the Groundhog and had the four characters "Morax" on his face spoke up and angrily retorted: "This is not a question of whether there is Morax or not!"

Lei Yingying, the groundhog, tried to mediate the fight, saying, "Stop arguing, stop arguing, and talk properly!"

[Live broadcast room: Precious footage of the Third Demon God War. ]

[Hu Tao: Uh... This Emperor's voice sounds so familiar, where have you heard it before? ]

【Zhongli: ...Yeah, where have you heard that?】

[Hu Tao: Really? You feel familiar with this guest, right? ]

【Zhongli: ...Indeed familiar.】

At this time, the groundhog Morax in the video spoke again: "It was your treat!"

Wendy the Groundhog continued to act according to the script: "I said I was treating, I didn't say I was paying!"

[Qingque: Huh? There is such a saying? Is he really a genius?]

[Kaia: It's a bit outrageous, but when I think about it being Wendy, it makes sense again.]

[Ningguang: Between the three kingdoms of Mondstadt, Liyue, and Inazuma, the Wind God has always been the only one who has not appeared. I originally thought it was a bit pathetic that the people of Mondstadt had no oracle to guide them. Now it seems that it is fortunate that the Wind God has never sent down an oracle.]

Otherwise, the oracle would probably say something like "Two bottles of apple wine, please."

In the video, Morax was even angrier: "How can you treat someone without paying?"

Lei Dianying was still trying to stop the fight: "Calm down, calm down, stop fighting!"

The more Venti acted, the more interesting it became. He completely let himself go: "Liyue is a vast land with abundant resources. Lord Yan can't be unable to even pay for his meals, right?"

Morax immediately retorted: "The Free City of Mondstadt, their gods are just cheating people out of food and drink like this?"

[Kaeya: I solemnly declare once again that Wendy’s personal behavior has nothing to do with the overall image of Mondstadt! ]

【March 7: Ah? Isn’t he your God? You just say you don’t recognize him?】

[Kaeya: If Wendy could be more reliable and do something serious, I wouldn't say that... Anyway, Fengshen is Fengshen, and Wendy is Wendy, the two should just be separated.]

What else can I do? Do I, Great Mond, have no face?

In the video, Lei Dianying is still trying to stop the fight: "Go ask the young master to pay and stop fighting!"

【Young Master: ? ? 】

[Young Master: What do you mean? Do I look like a sucker? ]

【Ying: Aren’t you? 】

[Ningguang: Oh, he really isn't - Northland Bank is owned by rich people, right? All the money he spent was from rich people? So the rich are the ones who are being taken advantage of!]

【Rich man: ......】

[Young Master: Just...After hearing what you said, I suddenly feel a lot more relieved. ]

Wendy grabbed Morax's paw and said angrily, "I earned my money through hard work! Who is here to eat and drink for free?"

"You coin maker, have you any shame?"

[Xing: Exactly, that makes sense! @三月七, my money is still useful, I’ll spend yours first!]

【March 7: ? ? 】

[Qingque: Morax, is he the god in charge of Mora? Then why not conjure up some Mora? ]

[Ningguang: The Emperor is not only the god in charge of wealth, but also the god in charge of the power of contracts.]

[Ningguang: Since the Wind God said he would treat us, then he should pay - anyone who breaks his promise should be punished by being eaten by rocks!]

[Kaeya: Hey! You can’t say that! The Wind God said he would treat us, but he didn’t say he had to pay! How can this be considered a breach of contract?]

In the video, another groundhog suddenly ran past the Three Gods, and the face it faced was Xiangling's: "Everyone, make way. I'm going to the kitchen!"

"Fire Slime, which one is better, salt and pepper or garlic?"

【Xiangling: Ah, it's me! So the God of Wind is hosting a party at Wanmin Hall?】

[Hu Tao: No, those two dish names you mentioned, are you serious?]

[Xiangling: Yes, I have been researching different ways to eat different types of slimes recently! Hutao, do you want to try it? ]

[Hu Tao: Well, I still have some work to do in Wuwangpo. I’m leaving now! See you next time!]

【Xiangling: @Xingqiu, what about you? 】

【Xingqiu: Uh... I have some things to do at home, so I'll be leaving now.】

【Xiang Ling: Oh, busy, everyone is busy——it’s better to be busy...】

Morax grabbed Wendy by the neck and angrily said, "I'm retired!"

"Not only did you cheat people out of food and drink, you also tricked others into stealing things!"

"And he broke something! Who doesn't know what happened?"

[Ying: That’s right, I almost got wanted by Mondstadt! ]

[Ying: The people of the Knights of Favonius told me every day, "May the wind god fool you." I didn't expect that I would be fooled! ]

[Qin: It is protection, protection! May the wind god protect you! ]