Honkai Impact 3rd: The audience of social death in the second creation of sand sculpture
Chapter 232 Playing Poker (Physics)
When Sha Jin in the video heard Xing start talking about reality, he thought for a moment and then smiled: "In that case, I won't be polite!"
Opposite him, a star looked at Shajin's lewd smile and felt a little worried. He then poked the star next to him with his elbow: "Hey, hey, hey, Xing, do you think he has any secret weapon?"
The smile of Xing next to him was more obscene than gold dust: "What are you afraid of, Xing! We have more people! He will be drowned by a spit from Xing!"
[March 7: She is a star, she is also a star, we are all stars...]
[March 7: It’s over, it seems like stars are appearing in front of my eyes...]
The next second, a star stood up, pointed at Shajin and said, "Sisters! Let's go!"
Then, a bunch of stars rushed forward, and then retreated at a faster speed than when they charged.
Because, the gold sand on the opposite side took out a bunch of ammunition from somewhere.
【March 7: ? ? 】
[March 7: Is this playing Landlord? Are you sure this isn’t World War?]
Xing was also very curious: "Where did you get so many bombs?"
Gold Dust smiled cunningly: "As a landlord, it's normal for you to have money to buy some bombs, right?"
Xing endured it, then pointed at the planes above and said, "Where do you get so many planes?"
Shajin still smiled cunningly: "The landlord is rich, so it's normal for him to buy some airplanes, right?"
【Theresa: It’s not normal. It’s not normal at all! 】
[Theresa: Those who have these things are not called landlords, they are warlords! ]
[Shajin: If you think about it carefully, it is not wrong. After all, when the market development department comes out to discuss business, there must be some military support. ]
Xing endured it again, but what Xing couldn't stand the most was: "Then where did this firefly come from!"
At this time, Firefly happened to pass by:? ?
【Liu Ying: Huh? Arms? Me?】
[Liu Ying: I am just an ordinary person, of course I am not a weapon...]
[Ying: Uh, then why don’t you take a look at the personal information provided in the live broadcast room? ]
[Ying: Come on, explain, what does your faction, 'Star Core Hunters', mean? ]
【Firefly: ......】
In the video, Xing suddenly realized: "Wait, Liuying is dead, could it be that..."
"You think money makes the world go round?!"
【March 7: Huh? Dead?】
Firefly: !!
"I told you I'm not dead!"
[Live broadcast: Well, she won the resurrection match and came back to fight you...]
【March 7: ? ? 】
【March 7: So is he dead or not?】
[Liu Ying: Not dead yet, may have to die a few more times...]
As she spoke, Liuying also remembered the prophecy that Elio had given her - in Pinocchio, she would experience three deaths.
[Iron-Walter Yang: ... (I am familiar with this script. I have died several times)]
In the picture, Xing and Shajin quickly changed back into normal clothes.
After countless exciting rounds of Landlord, Xing turned gray and lay flat on the ground, looking up at the sky. A tear fell from the corner of his eye: "Credit points, my credit points, wuwuwu..."
Shajin, who was standing next to her, was quite happy: "Counting the loss this time, you still owe me 11451.4 billion credit points..."
"My colleague Topa will contact you later."
[Paimon: Take away the young master? 100 million?]
[Paimon: Even if Paimon has seen so many Moras in his life, even if all of them are added together, there wouldn’t be this many! ]
[March 7: So many? Why don’t you go grab some!]
[Gold Dust: Miss March Seven is kidding. Robbery doesn't make money as fast as gambling! ]
[March 7: Losing everything is fine, but why did Xing sign for so much money? ]
[Gold Sand: Which casino doesn't lend money? Although this is a casino opened by Xing, no one has stipulated that customers cannot lend money to the boss, right? ]
【Teresa: So you and your colleague, one lends money and the other collects debts?】
[Teresa: Are you sure your company is a legitimate business? ]
【Gold Placer: ......】
After all, we are doing business, whether it is legitimate or not...that is not certain.
After all, the company is engaged in a monopoly business, so it is understandable that some aspects are not quite formal...
In the video, Xing quickly composed himself and stood up.
After thinking it over carefully and realizing that she could not pay back the money no matter how hard she struggled, she strangely relaxed.
This may be the case, too much debt is not a burden!
After getting up, Xing dusted off his body and looked at Shajin: "Shajin, you are so good at playing poker!"
[Qingque: You play this card really well~]
Shajin smiled and said, "If you want to learn, I'll teach you!"
Xing was overjoyed: "Really? That's great!"
Sha Jin crossed his arms and said confidently, "If you want to play poker well, you first need good luck."
As he spoke, Sha Jin smiled sinisterly: "You know what? People who know Qigong will never have bad luck!"
[Qingque: Huh? I can understand if you want good luck, but why do you need to learn Qigong? ]
【Sino: Because Qigong requires the movement of Qi (verb).】
[March 7: ...Stop using jokes in the livestream that only Seno can understand! ]
After listening to Shajin's words, Xing nodded and said, "Okay, teacher. I'll go learn Qigong right now!"
Seeing that Xing was so good at cheating, Shajin nodded with satisfaction and continued to deceive: "The second thing is to have a poker face..."
“Do you know what a poker face is?”
[Ying: Wait, I have a question - before playing cards were invented, what was poker face called? ]
[Ying: And, before glasses were invented, what was the cobra called? ]
【March 7: Uh...worms?】
【fluorescent:? ? ? 】
In the video, Xing doesn't understand what a poker face is, which is exactly what Sha Jin wants - this way he can easily fool Xing.
He found a playing card and put it on Xing's face. The large playing card just covered Xing's face completely.
Xing nodded: "Oh, so this is the poker face!"
[Teresa: Poker cards + face = poker face, no problem.]
[March 7: Think carefully, something seems to be wrong, right?]
[Ying: Do I need to think about this carefully? I can tell with my toes that there is nothing to Photoshop about this gold dust! ]
Looking at the poker cards on Xing's face, Shajin smiled sinisterly again: "Now, I'm going to start playing poker!"
Then, Shajin punched Xing in the face: "Take my Shajin Qigong Fist!"
【March 7: ? ? 】
[March 7: No, this is not in the physical sense, it's playing, poker!]
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