Honkai Impact 3rd: The audience of social death in the second creation of sand sculpture

Video continues.

Kong and Ying have completely let themselves go, playing all the cards they can.

Ying took out four cards and threw them out: "I activate four 2s, bomb!"

As Ying finished her words, countless bombs fell from the sky. After a short delay, the bombs exploded - but still did not cause any damage to the venue.

[March 2: No, four s? What the hell!]

[Ying: Hmm... It's a card game called 'Fighting Landlords', the rules are relatively simple. ]

Seeing the place where the bomb fell was getting closer to him, Kong also took out a card: "I summon engineers! Defuse the bomb!"

As the card was played, an engineer wearing a yellow hard hat and holding a toolbox in his hand rushed forward.

"Engineering~"

(Under construction)

“I have the tools~”

(I have a lot of tools)

He fiddled with the wrench in the air for a few times, and the bombs stopped falling.

[Ying: This is... Bag Brother? Red Alert? You should have known there was this earlier! ]

[Ying: Nuclear Missile ready! 】

(Nuclear bomb is ready)

[Sora: Then I will summon the bridge maintenance hut! ]

[Ying: Hey, this is considered cheating! ]

【Sora: Everyone is cheating! 】

[Ying: Okay, even if we don't mention this, what right do you have to use engineers to defuse my bomb? The rules of Landlords are that you can only use something bigger than mine to suppress me! ]

【Blank: Give.】

【Ying: What is it? 】

【Kong: My ID card, and a copy...】

【fluorescent:? ? ? 】

In the video, Ying is simply not being reasonable: "I activate my own effect! Draw five cards!"

Sora had already intended this, and activated his own effect: "I summon my fist! To attack you directly!"

Then, a fist appeared out of nowhere and hit Ying.

[Hanabi: What? Is it finally time to get to the Mortal Kombat stage?]

[Sora: I summon my fist in attack position!]

[Ying: Well, if you can't beat him, just attack the other player directly. What a good strategy. ]

[Qingque: What a good plan! This is just too much fun! ]

[Qingque: If you can’t afford to lose, don’t play! ]

[Ying: Tsk, you don’t understand this, right? Even if you can’t afford to lose, you can still play! The ancestor of our industry is the Han chess master, Liu Qi! ]

[Ying: When you can't beat your opponent in chess, all you need to do is pick up the chessboard and gently hit the opponent's head! ]

[Ying: Once, or after a few times, you will find that no one can beat you! ]

[Qingque: Great! If I can't beat the opponent with chess skills, I can beat him with force, right?]

[Ying: Right! This move is called - talking about martial arts, but not martial ethics! ]

Video continues.

Ying pointed at Sora: "I activate the protagonist's special effect! I end the opponent's turn with my mouth cannon!"

"Brother, I find that our fight is meaningless!"

"So your turn is over! It's my turn! Draw a card!"

[March 7: Is this the legendary, mouth-to-mouth trick?]

[Ying: Our fight is meaningless! So all you have to do is stand still and get beaten! ]

【Sora: Huh? Then why don't you just stand there? 】

【Ying: I’m afraid of pain.】

【Kong: I’m scared too! 】

【Ying: It’s okay, just bear with it. 】

【null:??】

Of course, Kong would not just sit there and wait for death. He immediately rejected Ying's words: "What!? You actually forced my turn to end? You are too despicable!"

"It's my turn! Draw a card!"

Of course Ying would not let Kong ignore her like that: "What do you mean your turn! It's still my turn! Draw a card!"

Sora refused again: "I won't let you succeed! It's my turn! Draw a card!"

In the end, the two of them just started fighting on the field.

Ying held Kong's head and pushed him away: "Nonsense! It's my turn now! Draw a card!"

The next second, Kong broke free from Ying's restraints, grabbed Ying's face with both hands, and pulled it to both sides: "I draw a card!!"

Ying pressed Kong again: "I draw a card!"

Kong grabbed Ying again: "I'll draw a card!"

[March 7: If you think about it this way, this guy named 'Ka' is pretty unlucky, two people are fighting over him...]

【fluorescent:? ? 】

[Ying: @空, no, this is a turn-based game, and you're trying to steal my turn? ]

[Kong: You are trying to steal my turn! ]

[Ying: I've already ended your turn! It's my turn! ]

[Sora: No! After my turn, it's still my turn! I got all the hunting blessings!]

[Jing Yuan: ? ? ]

In the video, Barbara, who had been commentating the entire match between the two, finally remembered that this seemed to be a match of the Seven Saints Summoning. However, after being baptized by so many elements, she seemed to... have forgotten the rules of the Seven Saints Summoning.

She looked to the side and asked, "By the way...does anyone remember the rules of the game?"

Before anyone could answer her, something unexpected happened on the field that caught her attention: "Ah! They're fighting! They're really fighting!"

"Go and pull them two apart!!!"

[Hanabi: Don't pull away! Let's fight! I want to see a river of blood! ]

[Ying: Look at me, Moon-Watching Balance! ]

[Sora: I can do it too! Mochizuki Balance! ]

[Ying: Yeah? You also know this move? Then watch me, the bow stance push palm! ]

【Kong: Hey, lunge and push palm! 】

[Ying: No, how come you can do it too? Aren’t you in the crash course? ]

[Kong: What kind of crash course is this? The master only knows these two moves! ]

【Kong: We were all taught by the same master, there is no way to break his moves! 】

[Ying: Ah? How much is your tuition? ]

【Kong: My number is 888! 】

[Ying: Then why did he charge me 2888! ]

【Kong: Hi, Master said that the crash course and the elite course teach the same thing, the only difference is that some people are willing to pay 888, and some are willing to pay 2888......】

【fluorescent:? ? 】

The next second, a line of English appeared in the video: DRAW GAME (draw).

In front of the screen, Kong and Ying each held a controller, with an expression of dissatisfaction on their faces.

Finally, they both said in unison: "Another draw!"

(“Let’s Play Cards”, End.)

[Ying: Phew, what a hearty and exciting Seven Saints Summoning! ]

[Diona: No matter how you look at it, this isn't the Seven Saints Summons! ]

[Ying: Why not? I just added some DLC! ]

[Ying: This is much more interesting than the original Seven Saints Summoning! ]

[Qingque: It is more interesting, but if this is the case, no matter how many times we fight, it will always be a draw...]

[Hanabi: In my opinion, you should put down the controller and fight the player next to you! ]

[Hanabi: Only the winner is worthy of playing cards! ]