Honkai Impact 3rd: The audience of social death in the second creation of sand sculpture

Although the live broadcast room was somewhat unwilling, it still had to follow the rules.

[Live broadcast room: Congratulations to Heita for answering correctly. The reward will be issued after today's video ends. ]

[Black Tower: Hey, as expected - you are on the third floor, you thought I was on the first floor, but actually I am on the fifth floor! ]

【Live broadcast room:......】

[System prompt: Heita has been banned from the live broadcast room for 5 minutes.]

[Live broadcast: Oh, you are on the fifth floor? This time I am in the atmosphere! ]

[Live Studio: Okay! Let’s move on to the final music segment! ]

[The next song to be played is "If You Suddenly Think of Me"]

(From the author 'YuH_ChiliChill', the mysterious code is BV1tG4y1B7xU)

【March 7: Oh! Listen to the song! 】

[Qingque: I can’t answer the questions, I can only listen to the song! ]

【Wendy: Yes, some of this music has benefited me a lot! Listeners have recently told me that my poetry skills have improved!】

The scene begins in Mondstadt, where Wendy is holding a guitar and whistling to the beat.

He swayed gently to the sound of lively music.

Then, Zhongli, Lei Dianying and Nashida appeared beside him, swaying to his rhythm.

[Ying: Oh! All four gods are here? ]

[Ying: @Fu Nina, four of the five gods appear, and I will let Blade tell you the rest...]

【edge:??】

【Funina: ......】

[Live broadcast: @萤, it’s your fault for traveling too slowly. Funina hadn’t appeared yet! ]

[Ying: Huh? Can you blame me for this? ]

[Wendy: Hey~ Is this the time to finally show off my superb singing skills? ]

[Wendy: The best bard in the world is about to start plucking his harp! ]

【Bluebird: Life is not easy, the gods are performing for a living. 】

[Qingque: But, how come you four are all 'blind'? ]

[Albedo: This form of painting is very novel and worth trying. ]

After the prelude, the first person to speak was the bard Wendy.

"Are you busy lately?"

"Not even a phone call~"

After singing these two lines, Wendy looked surprised and covered her mouth.

"Oh? Really? Hehe, I didn't give you my number~"

[Qingque: Wait, isn't Teyvat a world of swords and magic? Are there cell phones?]

[Ying: I haven’t seen it yet, but Lisa said that Xumi seems to have similar technology. ]

[Nashida: Are you talking about the Void Terminal? It can indeed allow people to connect with each other...]

[Nashida: But the distance is very limited, it can only be effective within the range of Xumi...]

In the picture, Wendy spread her hands proudly:

"But this is not the reason why you don't look for me~"

[Ying: Damn it! It's obviously his fault, but he's so cute! ]

[Wendy: Hey, Traveler, have you finally discovered my strengths? ]

【Vendy: That Liyue matter...】

[Ying: ...Forget it, let's not contact each other anymore. I'm afraid Zhongli will misunderstand.]

【Wendy: ? ? 】

【Zhongli:......】

[Ying: You are cute, but I choose Morax—having money and good looks is justice! ]

【Wendy: That’s too much...】

In the picture, Wendy took out a bottle of wine from somewhere and said, "Next time, I will make you drink with me until the sun comes out~"

[Ying: Tsk, if you want to drink, just say so. Why beat around the bush! ]

[Ying: You pay the bill, and I'll come! ]

【Wendy: If I had the money to pay, why would I ask you to drink with me? 】

[Ying: Forget it, I’ll talk about it after I go to Liyue and get to know you...]

[Master:? ? ? 】

[Young Master: It’s fine that I’m the wallet of the God of Rock, but now the God of Wind wants to use me as his wallet as well? ]

[Young Master: Do I look like a great enemy? ]

【Hu Tao: It’s not like, it’s you. 】

[Young Master: ...Nonsense! @Rich man, he is the one! ]

[Rich man:? ? ? 】

In the picture, the next person to speak was Nashida.

"Even if you don't know me well, don't hide from me~"

[Ying: Nashida! Take me away, Nashida! ]

【Theresa: There's a pervert! 】

[Ying: What are you talking about! What do you mean by perverted! ]

[Theresa: Perverted lolita! The same lolita as @Rita! ]

[Rita: ...Lady Theresa, please don't say that! ]

[Ying: That’s right! What kind of perverted lolita complex! The person I like just happens to be a lolita! ]

[Qingque: No, a few minutes ago, you said you liked Xiaogong...]

[Ying: I used to think I was a leg control, but later I found out I was a loli control - now I finally understand! I'm just a simple horny person! ]

[Qingque: I called the police! The policeman is this person! ]

The next singer to sing was Lei Dianying.

"What have you learned recently~"

"Come and have a discussion when you have time~"

[Ying: Lord Thunder God, I can do it! ]

[Qingque: You have been teasing the gods! Aren't you afraid that you will be chopped to pieces by the other gods after you leave Mondstadt?]

【fluorescent:......】

[Ying: It shouldn’t be that serious, right? ]

[Lei Movie: Since you came to Inazuma, take my blow first - if you are not chopped into ashes, I should forgive you...]

[Lei Movie: Forget it, two cuts... three cuts...]

[Ying: How can you raise the price? ]

[Lei Movie: Mainly because I can’t calm down with just one knife.]

【fluorescent:......】

The next and last person to speak was the Rock God Morax - Zhongli.

He did not sing, but spoke directly:

"I?"

"Well, it's good that you're here."

[Ying: Yes, the Emperor is right! ]

[Ying: This is the legendary humanitarianism! ]

[Qingque: The first few were still ignorant teenagers, but here, it feels like a retired old man giving instructions to young people!]

【Zhongli: ...From a universal point of view, I have indeed retired. 】

After all four gods appeared on stage, it was Wendy's turn to sing.

"Open your palm and fold your front four fingers~"

"Repeat this three times to hint that you should come to see me more often~"

【Ying: Three times? Implying three times in a row?】

【March 7: Next time I will definitely...】

[Bluebird: I’ll make it clear next time...]

(I've been busy these past two days... Don't wait, if it's gone tonight, I'll make it up tomorrow.)