Honkai Impact 3rd: The audience of social death in the second creation of sand sculpture

[Kiana: Hahahaha——Bronya, you are so miserable! ]

[Bronya:......]

Host Kevin: "Under Yu Duchen's guidance, Kiana decided to use rhetoric to guide the Herrscher of Consciousness so that she can gradually realize her identity."

Host Otto: "Paramecium has a brain?"

【March 7: Doesn't this mean that a contestant being judged colluded with the referee to deceive another contestant?】

【Theresa: This statement... doesn't seem to be wrong.】

[Kiana: I told you, I'm not a paramecium! I'm very smart! ]

[Theresa: Oh, really? Then, Kiana, how many points did you get in your last theory test? ]

[Kiana: It seems that I am not that smart... Hehehe...]

Host Kevin: "The original Paramecium has grown into its current form, and the calm and collected squad leader Fu Hua has become like this."

As she spoke, the camera turned to the Herrscher of Knowledge. She raised her head and smiled a "healthy and sunny" smile.

【March 7: Good, laugh out the power.】

[Ying: I can do anything!]

【Ying: Ha↓ha↑haha↓】

[Xing: I don’t know why, but when I read this, the words suddenly seemed to have a voice.]

Host Otto: "According to the second law of IQ, IQ will transfer from high objects to low objects."

[Kiana: It's fake! I tried it! Sleeping with a book as a pillow doesn't help at all.]

[Bronya: If you want to transfer successfully, the first condition is that the low-IQ object needs to have enough brain capacity to handle these things.]

【Kiana: What do you mean? 】

【Wendy: She said that not only do you have a low IQ, you also have no brains! 】

[Kiana: Shorty, what do you mean! ]

[Bronya: That's what Kiana understood. ]

Host Kevin: "But then Kiana still failed and angered the Herrscher of Knowledge, and the two sides started fighting."

Host Otto: "Obviously, the efficiency of IQ transmission is not enough."

Host Kevin: "During the fierce battle, facing the ultimate move released by the Herrscher of Knowledge, Kiana recalled the teachings of Teacher Ma (voice actor Fu Hua) to her."

The host Otto paused for a moment, then laughed strangely: "Hunyuan Xingyi Tai Chi?"

[Kiana: Who is Mr. Ma? Isn't he the class monitor's teacher? ]

Host Kevin: "With the help of Taixu Sword Qi and Charm, the Herrscher of Consciousness is finally at a disadvantage."

"In order to seal the Herrscher, Fu Hua in Yu Duchen told Kiana that this might be their last farewell."

Host Otto: "Do you always shout a slogan before doing sit-ups to boost your momentum?"

[Ying: No, this slogan is to set a flag in the opposite direction, in case you go down and can't get up. ]

[March 7: If Uncle Yang's resurrection is called Yang Sit-Ups, then Fu Hua...shouldn't it be called Fu Sit-Ups?]

【Fu Hua: ......】

【Qingque: Is it difficult for her? 】

Host Kevin: "But Kiana has already made up her mind to rescue the class leader. She resolutely broke the seal of the Herrscher and said the famous line (EVA)——"

"Give the squad leader back to me!"

The host Otto said sarcastically: "Oh, the EVA collaboration is so cool~"

At this point, the two stepped backstage and inserted a video.

The voice-over is still explaining: "The sun and the moon rise and fall, and the sea changes."

"After experiencing separation, I get used to despair."

"Or they may encounter deception and betrayal, or their closest relatives may be implicated."

The host Kevin interrupted and joked, "Either Party A wanted colorful black, or he changed the requirement to colorful white."

【March 7: Can a human come up with these two requests?】

[Interstellar Peace Company grassroots employee A: I don't allow you to say this about my dear Party A father! ]

[Ying: Okay, there is another person who has gone crazy from working part-time. ]

The host Kevin interrupted with a word and then fell silent, leaving the video to continue playing.

"I don't know what time is, I am trapped in an endless cycle, just for my mission."

“But everything has changed at this moment.”

[Kiana: Wuwuwu~ Class leader, are you talking about me? ]

[Kiana: You are so miserable! From today on, I will listen to your teachings carefully! ]

[Fu Hua: That’s great, Kiana-san—after the live broadcast is over, I will give you a tutorial on the theory course! ]

[Kiana:...I suddenly feel like it's not impossible to start from tomorrow.]

[March 7: She just sympathizes with you, but you want to kill her! ]

【Fu Hua: ......】

After the interlude video was played, the two hosts returned to the live broadcast room.

The host, Otto, spoke first: "The arrogant Herrscher of Knowledge also reluctantly admitted his defeat and decided to leave."

The host Kevin followed up: "Finally, with the comments of Kiana and Bronya who had slept for a day, Fu Hua successfully returned."

"It's gratifying, it's gratifying."

[Ying: No, tsundere is out of fashion, there is no market for it - now the trend is for little white girls and heroines! ]

[Herrscher of Knowledge: I am not arrogant! ]

[March 7: But Bronya is so lucky. She completed the task after sleeping for just one day.]

[Qingque: You didn't say a word about the beating you received before! ]

Host Otto: "Okay, that's all for this news!"

"On this occasion of the Chinese New Year, let's take a look at what letters the TV station has received from viewers."

Host Kevin: "This is a blessing from Miss Yaezakura, the shrine maiden!"

"Um, Captain, all supplies are guaranteed—"

Before Kevin finished reading a sentence, he was interrupted by Otto, the host: "What a vicious fox!"

"Then that's all for this issue of Honkai News."

"I'm the host, Otto."

“I’m the host Kevin.”

Together: “Thank you all for watching!