Honkai Impact 3rd: The audience of social death in the second creation of sand sculpture

(I don’t know why, but Tomato recently defined the up names and mysterious codes I attached as ‘meaningless content’. The chapters that have been published have also been re-reviewed because of this, so I have no choice but to delete them - I may not attach mysterious codes to the plots in the future...)

[Lei Movie: Please don’t ask me to cook... I can do everything except cooking.]

[Hu Tao: Xiangling’s cooking skills are pretty good! You can come to Liyue and give it a try. Maybe Xiangling can teach you!]

[Yae Shenzi: Of course I can cook, but it's a bit costly for Wendy. ]

[Wendy:......]

(For those who have forgotten, you can go and read Chapter 16! The God of Wind is assassinated and the whole place is blocked!)

When the video started, no matter how scared Xiangling was, she had to act according to the script.

She turned her back to Lei Dianying, her expression became puzzled and unbelievable, and asked Lei Dianying: "You have never cooked meat?"

Lei Dianying spread his hands and said impatiently: "Making this thing has already consumed a lot of my patience!"

As she spoke, she raised her hand and questioned Xiang Ling: "You didn't teach me seriously at all!"

"Otherwise, how could I not cook it well!"

[Kujo Sara: Your Excellency the General is such a noble person, why would you need to learn something as mundane as cooking? ]

[Kujo Sara: If the General needs it, anyone in Inazuma can offer their cooking skills to the General! ]

【Lei Movie: ...That's not necessary.】

It sounds like I, Lei Dianying, am a very greedy person... Well, I am, but I can't let ordinary people like Inazuma know!

I don’t want to lose face?

In the video, Xiangling also got angry when she heard Lei Dianying questioning her.

"I have taught you very carefully!"

Lei Dianying crossed his arms and looked impatient: "Really? How come I didn't know?"

Xiangling waved her hands helplessly: "Oh my Rock King!"

She really didn't want to teach him, but thinking of the identity of the person in front of her, she held back and asked, suppressing her anger: "Can you cut vegetables?"

Hearing this, Lei Dianying immediately covered his chest, as if he was angry, and then shouted in an exaggerated voice: "What? I remember you didn't teach me!"

Hearing this, Xiangling could no longer suppress her anger: "Do I need to be taught this thing?"

[Lei Movie: Why don’t we teach this thing? ]

[Kiana: Yes, I felt the same way when I was taking extra lessons from the class monitor! ]

[Kiana: She said something that can be concluded without any thinking, and there is no need to teach, but I just can't do it! ]

[Su Chang: Right, right, right! I felt the same way when I was in school!]

[March 7: This may be the difference between a top student and a poor student...]

【March 7: Have you ever considered that it is your own problem? 】

[Kiana:? ? ]

【Su Chang: Aren’t we all the same? Aren’t you the same @三月七? 】

[March 7: Uh... I'm really not... I've never been to school since I can remember...]

【Su Chang: ......】

In the video, Xiangling put her hands on her hips and angrily said, "Do you need to be taught how to cut vegetables? You should ask Mei next door to teach you!"

[Mei:? ]

[Mei: When did I become their neighbor? But this Thunder God looks really similar to me...]

[Thunder movie:? 】

【Huang Quan: ......】

[Kiana: Three times the Mei, three times the happiness! ]

[Mei:? ]

The video continued, Lei Dianying stretched out his hand and pointed at Xiangling: "Are you laughing at me?"

[March 7: What? Wasn't her sarcasm clear enough?]

[Theresa: I think what she said might not be a question...]

Xiangling shook her head, clearly expressing her disdain: "I'm telling the truth!"

Lei Dianying said angrily: "No!"

Xiangling held her forehead with one hand and said sarcastically, "I'm really impressed! Even a slime can cook better than you."

[Lei Movie: This is a bit hurtful...]

[Yaejinko: At least if the slime is really asked to cook, it can't bring down a god, right? ]

[Wendy: ...This matter is not going to be resolved, right? I can't let people talk about a string of tri-color dumplings for the rest of my life!]

In order to fight back against Xiangling's words, Lei Dianying shrugged and said sarcastically: "Come on, the Qiuqiu people are more arrogant than you."

【walnut:? ? ? 】

[Kumi: Huh? That's too much!]

[Hu Tao: Xiangling is a little small, but she is still much better than the Qiuqiu people! ]

[Keli: Sister Xiangling is a very good person! ]

[Kumi: I have a feeling this little guy is saying something disrespectful, but I have no evidence...]

[Keli: Sister Hutao is a saint! 】

[Kumi: This feeling is getting stronger and stronger...]

In the video, the disgust on Xiangling's face was almost overflowing.

She pointed behind her and said, "I have to get back to Liyue right now!"

"I really can't stay here for even a second!"

As she said this, Xiangling turned around and made a sound of disgust, saying, "You have a wife's face for nothing!"

"Grass (a plant)!"

Behind her, Lei Dianzi raised his middle finger and shot back with gritted teeth: "Scattered Soldiers (referring to the Sixth Fatui Executive Officer)!"

The two parted ways.

[Yaejinko: @雷电影, you have a wife face for nothing~]

【Lei Movie: ? ? 】

[Mei:? ? ]

【Huang Quan: ? ? 】

【March 7: Three people share one face, so scolding one is the same as scolding all three! 】

The video continues.

After Xiangling returned to Inazuma, she was invited to participate in the "Teyvat Cooking Competition" as a judge, tasting and scoring the dishes presented by the contestants.

Here, she met her lifelong enemy, Lei Diandian, who had just separated from her.

Xiangling stood in front of Lei Dianying's desk, looking at her carefully.

"Isn't there an audition or background check for this show? How come anyone can participate?"

Xiangling taunted.

This time, Lei Film did not fight back.

[Yae Shenzi: Something is wrong. It is extremely wrong! ]

[Yae Shinko: Ah Ying, you can't stand this kind of anger without fighting back! There must be something fishy going on here! ]

There is certainly some deception involved, and what Lei Dianying is using this time is an open and aboveboard strategy!

She has already dug a pit for Xiangling, just waiting for her to jump in!