The video begins.

In the darkness, a voice was the first to sound: "This program is specially sponsored by the Anti-Entropy Organization."

"At Anti-Entropy Gym, top trainer Walter will show you the charm of sit-ups."

[Einstein: When did we open a gym to fight against entropy? ]

[Beng-Walter Yang: I am a coach? Anti-Entropy can't even afford to hire employees now? ]

The screen lit up, and this time the background was on the bridge of Hyperion.

And the host...

"Honkai TV, Honkai TV, welcome to watch this episode of Honkai News. I'm the host, Otto."

The blonde introduced himself, smiling.

【Iron-Walter Yang: Tsk, bad luck.】

Another host followed up: "I'm the host Kevin."

[Theresa: Wait, wait, Kevin? Is that the Kevin I know?]

[Otto: Oh? Kevin Kaslana, the leader of the World Snake? ]

[Otto: It is indeed an honor for me to be able to perform on the same stage with Mr. Kevin. ]

[Kiana: Kaslana? Is this still a member of our family? ]

[Kevin: I am just Kevin. Kaslana has no meaning to me.]

[Kiana: Hey, even if you are a senior of the Kaslana family, you can't say that! ]

[Kevin: Oh, you guys know nothing about Honkai Impact 3 - this is not a game of playing house. This is a battlefield where the lives of all mankind are at stake to fight Honkai Impact 3!]

【Kiana: ......】

The host Otto continued, "This program is a news column jointly sponsored by Destiny, Anti-Entropy, and World Serpent. Thank you for the financial support provided by the Anti-Entropy Organization!"

"And thanks to the World Serpent Organization for sponsoring their top leader."

The host Kevin said solemnly: "We also have to thank the Church of Destiny for sponsoring another host to make up the numbers."

[March 7: The smell of gunpowder is so strong as soon as you open your mouth! ]

【Wendy: Fight, fight! 】

[Beng-Jizi: Don't we need to thank Saint Freya for providing the venue? The background behind is the Hyperion, right? ]

[Otto: Isn't the Hyperion destined for Ms. Himeko? ]

(If there is no captain, then the Hyperion was originally registered as a 'floating battleship dedicated to Himeko Muruta', so the captain should have been Himeko - the captain in the main storyline of this book is Himeko Muruta, and will captains from other world lines be added later - such as the ferryman?)

The host Otto smiled and put aside the previous unpleasantness, and then explained: "Then the purpose of this program is to make it easier for the audience to understand the current situation of the three major organizations against Honkai."

The host Kevin still had a sullen face: "In the end, the whole main plot is that you, Destiny and Anti-Entropy, have been fighting each other."

[Iron-Walter Young: Anti-Entropy was originally the North American branch of Destiny. Later, due to differences in ideology, it broke away from Destiny and became independent, which is how the Anti-Entropy organization was established.]

[March 7: Ah? Why are our ideas not in line?]

【Iron-Walter Yang: Because their top leader is not a good person. 】

[Otto: Old friend, there is no need to be so hostile to me, right? ]

[Tesla: But Lao Yang is right! ]

[Otto:......]

Hearing this, host Otto explained again: "It's just that our philosophies are different, but the ultimate goal is the same - otherwise we wouldn't have co-founded this show."

The host Kevin still didn't give any face: "Do you really remember your original purpose?"

The host Otto was stunned for a moment: "Uh——"

Then his eyes lit up and he gave a wicked smile: "Destroy Teyvat TV?"

【fluorescent:? 】

[Ying: What happened to you, Genshin? 】

[Kiana: Huh? This can also be rolled up? ]

[March 7: This may be the legendary, where there are people, there is struggle...]

[Rosalia: Lilia Lilia, come on! Say the lines we prepared! ]

【Lilia: Here we come, Rosalia! 】

[Rosalia & Lilia: Defeat the original god, and the collapse will last forever! ]

【fluorescent:......】

After a simple cutscene, the host Otto appeared on the screen again: "Okay, welcome back. I'm the host Otto."

The host Kevin answered: "I'm the host Kevin."

“Let me reiterate here that our goal is to fight Honkai Impact 3rd, not to defeat Genshin Impact.”

The host Otto smiled slightly: "Of course, it would be okay if we can defeat the original god at the same time."

[Kaiya: Such a big grudge? Didn’t the live broadcast room say that the three TV stations were run by the same company? ]

[Topa: Just internal competition, last-place elimination, that kind of thing, you know? ]

[Interstellar Peace Company grassroots employee A: Bah! Such a crappy company, they just exploit their employees! ]

[Interstellar Peace Company grassroots employee B: That’s right, we have meetings during work hours and have to work overtime for free after get off work - they really treat us like cattle and horses! ]

[Interstellar Peace Company grassroots employee C: Haha, so I slack off during work and leave as soon as I get off work, just to tell the company what it means - cheap goods are not good! ]

[Kaia: It can be seen that the resentment of the workers is indeed quite heavy...]

[Diluk: Ha, the comfortable life in Mondstadt has made you forget what a sense of crisis is! ]

[Kaia: ......]

The host Kevin shook his head and changed the subject: "Let's get back to business. First, let me report to you on our achievements in fighting the Honkai."

The host Otto smiled and said, "We have successfully produced a highly completed Shaniyat Holy Blood that can effectively neutralize Honkai energy."

The host Kevin also smiled. The video screen beside him showed Otto's body abandoned in the ruins: "Bishop Otto was crushed to pieces by the Black Tiger Afu."

【Theresa: Grandpa, was he killed?】

[Otto: Black Tiger Afu? Who is that? ]

[Tesla: My figure just appeared in the picture - could it be me who did it? ]

[Tesla: Is this what I wanted? I have been annoyed with that old man Otto for a long time! ]

[Live studio: Uh... How can there be no Black Tiger A Fu in the live studio! Look, I'm pulling her over here! ]

【Fu Hua (?) joined the live broadcast room. 】

【Fu Hua:? 】

【Fu Hua (?):? 】

[Kiana: Two squad leaders? No, no, there is a squad leader with a question mark!]

【Fu Hua: You are...? 】

【Fu Hua (?): Of course I am Fu Hua! 】

[Ying: There are two people in front of me, one is Fu Hua, and the other is also Fu Hua. ]

【Qingque: I was strongly against your retirement from the literary world.】

[Fu Hua (?): I am the future Fu Hua! ]

【Fu Hua: ? ? 】

【Fu Hua (?): In the past, I experienced failure, betrayal, and lost everything. 】

【Fu Hua (?): And now, hahahaha, I will control everything! 】

[Kiana: Class leader, how did you become a chuunibyou! ]

【Fu Hua: No, that’s not right, you are not me. 】

【Fu Hua (?): Hahahaha, you old antique still don’t understand humor at all! 】

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