Honkai Impact 3rd: The audience of social death in the second creation of sand sculpture

[Ying: If you do that again, I won’t play anymore...]

[Paimon: Is this why you hang out in the Cat's Tail Tavern every day to play the Seven Summonings? ]

[Paimon: Didn’t we agree with Wendy to go save Mond together? ]

[Wendy: Don’t worry, wait until I finish this cup... there’s another one...]

[March 7: With these two talented people here, Mondstadt's future is bright! ]

【Qin: ......】

"The task is busy and the money is low~"

"I'm too lazy to deal with my own internal involution~"

In the picture, Fu Xuan put one hand on his waist and pointed at Qingque who was holding several documents in his arms, saying something angrily.

After Fu Xuan left, Qingque leaned on a salted fish-shaped pillow and sighed: I definitely can't do it anymore, let me take a day off to play cards.

[Fu Xuan: Nonsense! Taibusi's salary is obviously not bad! It was because she slacked off every day that she was punished to guard the library, which led to her low salary!]

[Ying: Yes, Qingque got this salary based on his own ability! ]

【Fu Xuan:......】

In the video, Qingque is slumped on the sofa like Uncle Ge, and can only muster up the energy to run when he gets off work.

"Lie flat and spend less~"

"Enjoy life and have fun~"

[March 7: So reasonable, I am speechless...]

【Fu Xuan:......】

Coincidentally, at this moment, Fu Xuan's figure appeared in the video.

She fiddled with her hexagram and casually threw out a green fish-shaped constellation hexagram.

"I heard that Taibu has high blood pressure~"

"Why not change your career and become a power bank~"

"Easy and convenient with little competition~"

“Save resources and protect the environment~”

【Fu Xuan: ? ? 】

[Fu Xuan: The Dharma Eye is what I use to observe the stars and predict the future. How can I waste it like this?]

No one responded and the video continued.

"Qingque doesn't have any tricks~"

“Self-positioning is quite effective~”

"Work is not important~"

"Why do you have to get up so early~"

During the battle, no matter how chaotic the surroundings were, she was able to touch the Emperor Yuan Qiong Yu card without being affected, and even performed a ground fall for everyone.

(Monkey God: I can’t do it anymore.)

[Ying: It appeared! It fell flat on the ground! ]

[March 7: Left foot trips right foot? Is this okay?]

[Theresa: No wonder Qingque always says he's a civilian... He's really not that good on the battlefield! ]

[Fu Xuan: Oh, isn't that too small? Are you sure what you saw is the real Green Bird?]

[March 7: Huh? What do you mean? Is there a fake bluebird? A redbird? Or a blue crow?]

[Fu Xuan: What you saw was just what Qingque wanted you to see! ]

[Fu Xuan: How could a person who can get 60 points accurately in every exam be as simple as he seems? ]

[Ying: 60 is good, any more is a waste. ]

[Fu Xuan: Your score of 60 is not necessarily due to your ability. It may be due to the teacher's help... But Qing Que definitely got 60 points based on his own strength.]

[Fu Xuan: Even work is like this - with her ability, she can easily complete the work in one or two days, but she insists on completing the full deadline. Even when you specifically ask her to complete it ahead of time, she can still accurately meet your deadline...]

[Fu Xuan: The most annoying thing is that she actually makes progress bit by bit each time, instead of finishing the work all at once at the beginning or the end...]

[Fu Xuan: In fact, every time you see her, she always looks busy. If I didn't have a discerning eye, I would have been fooled by her! ]

[March 7: So, Qingque is actually... terribly strong? ]

【Fu Xuan: Not really, but it’s definitely not as harmless as it looks.】

[Ying: Oh no, even Qingque is hiding his true strength... Am I the only useless one? ]

[Paimon: No, there is still me. ]

Putting aside the trash self-destruction in the live broadcast room, in the video, the more Qingque sang, the more he felt that this was a portrayal of his own life, so his singing began to get better and better.

“Even if you lose miserably, you can still smile~”

"Keep calm and don't get angry~"

"Think about good things and don't be anxious~"

In the scene, Qingque was bored and was playing with building blocks with Diyuan Qiongyu cards on the table. As a result, Fu Xuan suddenly appeared behind her and looked at her with a cold face.

The feeling of turning around and finding the big face of the head teacher appearing on the rear window glass frightened Qingque so much that his hands trembled, and the Diyuan Qiongyu Tower that he had built with great difficulty was declared scrapped.

[March 7: Oh no, Qingque was caught while slacking off! ]

[Fu Xuan: Humph, every time she gets caught, she always tells me a bunch of crooked stories. If you're not mentally strong, you might get fooled by her.]

[Fu Xuan: So I never gave her a chance to quibble - after all, it takes a lot of effort to tell if what she said was a lie.]

"Life is full of troubles~"

"Why do we need to draw a line on the ground to make a prison~"

"Set a small goal first, and don't stop until you achieve it~"

[Fu Xuan: It's rare that Qingque can say something so philosophical. I wish it wasn't just for slacking off...]

【Ying: Qingque cannot be without Moyu, just like the West cannot be without Jerusalem. 】

【March 7: Jerusalem? Who is that?】

[Ying: He is the person that the West cannot do without.]

【Wendy: ? ? 】

【Wendy: You said it as if you were talking.】

In the video, Qingque stood in front of the poker table, chest held high, full of confidence.

"Don't look down on yourself no matter who you look down on~"

"Salted fish should also be proud~"

"Stand tall and have high aspirations~"

[Ying: Little-known fact: if it is flat, it will still be flat even if it stands up.]

[Keli: Sister Qingque is a good person! ]

[Hu Tao: Not bad! This song can compete with my song "Strolling Ballad"! ]

[Keli: Sister Hutao is a saint! 】

[Kumi: Ahahahaha! Whose child is this? I'm not that good! ]

[Live broadcast: Believe me, you don’t want to know the criteria by which Klee judges others. ]

【walnut:??】

At this time, the punishment video ended and Qingque returned to reality.

[Qingque: Oh my, who wrote these lyrics? They are exactly what I feel...]

【Fu Xuan: Hmm?】

[Qingque:... This is the kind of life that I hate the most in my heart! ]

[Qingque: How can I, a veteran employee of Taipusi, slack off? Working makes me happy!]

[Fu Xuan: That’s enough, everyone in the live studio knows what kind of person you are, why are you still pretending! ]