Across Ranch Story: Friends of Mineral Town
Chapter 209: Those who are close to fools become fools
"You are lucky. I hunted two male deer this time. Not only the deer whip, but also the deer antlers." Lin Xia said proudly.
"Then there are deer antlers to cut?" Huo An immediately stopped worrying about Lin Xia and the deer penis, "Are the antlers big?"
“Super big!”
"Take it out and let us see it!" Huo An rubbed his hands excitedly.
Lin Xia also readily released the two deer in the space. Zack had never seen a deer before, and he also followed Huo An to watch with interest.
When Huo An saw Lin Xia's two male deer clearly, he was dumbfounded and stunned for a long time, while Lin Xia kept asking: "How is it, I didn't lie to you, did I? Look at the antlers, how majestic, how spectacular, how big?"
Zach nodded in agreement. Seeing Huo An remained silent, Lin Xia couldn't help but ask, "Brother Huo, how much velvet antler can we get from such a big antler? Are we going to get rich?"
Huo An: ... I don’t want to talk!
"Brother Huo, why don't you say anything? Isn't this horn big enough?"
"This horn is very big." Huo An said expressionlessly, "But this horn is completely ossified. Is it a deer antler?"
After being yelled at by Huo An, Lin Xia finally came to his senses. He yelled, antlers are the young horns of male deer that have not yet ossified and are covered with hair. The horns are useless after they are ossified. Oh, it feels like a loss of hundreds of millions!
Looking at Huo An with a droopy face, Lin Xia could only comfort him, "Brother Huo, don't be sad. Although we don't have antlers, we still have deer penises! If one deer is not enough, at worst I can give you two. Don't be sad!"
"Thank you!" Huo An replied unhappily, "But, we agreed before that you owe me a deer and a roe deer, and a male deer is much more valuable than an ordinary female deer. You only caught one roe deer this time, so keep it for yourself. I won't take advantage of you. Just give me a male deer and a female deer."
Lin Xia had no objection. She had originally been inclined to give the deer to Huo An and was even prepared to give him three. However, she never expected that the male deer was so valuable that Huo An easily gave in and directly asked for a male and a female.
Lin Xia took out another female deer and traded it to Huo An, and kept the male deer. At this point, the two of them had settled their debts and could continue to discuss the next transaction.
Looking at the three wolves that were charred by electricity in the space, Lin Xia didn't know whether Huo An would take them back, so she could only ask tentatively: "By the way, I also hunted three wolves this time, will you take them back?"
"Wolf?" Huo An exclaimed, "Three of them? Lin Xia, can you do it this time? You are so brave, you can kill three wolves at once~"
"That's it!" Lin Xia thought to herself. Seeing Huo An's big reaction, it seemed that wolves were rarely hunted. They must be very valuable!
"Wolves are good, and complete wolves are even more valuable. Wolf skin is a very good material, and many people like to use it to make clothes, shoes and hats; wolf meat also has high medicinal value. Can you sell all three to me?" Huo An asked expectantly.
"Of course I'll sell it to you. I have a relationship with you, so that goes without saying. Look, I didn't even go to Dortmund this time, I came straight to you!"
"That's great!" Huo An was even happier, rubbing his hands and saying, "My dear sister, I love you for what you do. You're having dinner here today, so I'll show you how good I am. It just so happens that I still have some bar-headed goose left from the time you gave me last time, and I couldn't bear to finish it, so I'll make it for you today!"
"Hehe, thank you, Brother Huo!" Lin Xia was also very happy. "But I can't let you buy the food. I hunted a goose and two cormorants this time. You can see how to make them delicious when the time comes."
"Okay~ By the way, when you killed the wolf, the wolf's fur was intact, right?" Huo An suddenly thought of something and asked immediately. Although Lin Xia's archery skills had improved significantly from the wounds of the deer just now, it was better to ask more questions to be on the safe side.
"It's absolutely complete. I guarantee there won't be a single hole in it. Don't worry!" Lin Xia was full of confidence. She hadn't shot a single arrow at the wolf, so it had to be complete!
"That's good, that's good! By the way, what color are wolf skins? It would be even better if they were pure color, because pure color is the most valuable!"
Lin Xia glanced at the charred fur. This was a bit difficult for her. It was so black, and she didn't know what color the wolf skin was originally!
"It's pure black. Is it valuable?" Lin Xia asked hesitantly.
"It must be valuable!" Huo An was delighted. "Rich people especially like pure black. They think it's very cool and can reflect their identity and status. We've made a fortune! Come on, put the wolves here, don't dirty their fur, and let's estimate the price. Don't worry, I won't let you down. A pure black wolf will definitely start at 10. If it's bigger and the fur is better, the price can go up..."
Seeing Huo An lost in fantasy, Lin Xia also became excited and immediately followed Huo An's instructions and placed the three wolves in the place he designated.
When Huo An saw the three "pure black" wolves with stiff limbs appearing in front of him, he immediately closed his mouth.
After a while, he turned around and looked at Lin Xia with difficulty: "You call this pure black?"
"Isn't it?" Lin Xia asked back in confusion.
Huo An: ... It is indeed pure black. I asked a stupid question. It's really stupider than this.
Taking a deep breath, Huo An cursed: "Are you stupid? Didn't this black fur turn black because it was burned by electricity? How can this be called pure black? Tell me, how can I sell this to others to make clothes? It will fall apart before I even touch it, and I will get my hands covered in dust..."
Lin Xia was covered in dust and tried to explain: "Brother Huo, calm down. I've tried it and it won't break even if it's touched. At most it will get a little dusty. Really just a little bit~"
Huo An: ... I’m so tired!
"In short, the fur of these wolves is completely worthless. Only their meat can be sold as medicine or food. The price is higher than that of wild boars, about 5 each. If you want to sell it, give it to me. If you don't want to sell it, take it away."
Lin Xia asked tremblingly: "Is wolf meat delicious?"
Huo An: "...It's OK, similar to dog meat. Don't eat it in autumn, it will easily cause internal heat. Eat it in winter, add some spices, peppers, etc., stew it for a longer time, it's not bad!"
"Okay, I'll sell one to you, and I'll sell the other one to Dot to provide him with some research materials, and I'll cook the remaining one in the winter." Perfect!
Seeing Lin Xia's happy look again, Huo An prepared himself mentally not to treat her like a fool. He finally regained his professional attitude as a businessman and asked politely, "Do you have anything else to sell? Or buy?"
After hearing this, Lin Xia started to clear her own space again. The remaining male deer had high medicinal value, so she decided to sell it to the hospital. She would keep the rest of the deer for herself, and at most sell two more to Dart, as his hotel and restaurant would probably need them.
She won’t sell the wild ducks, but she’s keeping them all for herself. Oh, and she’s going to ask Gotz to build a waterfowl hut for the ranch. Next year, she’s going to raise ducks and geese, salted ducks, roast ducks, sauced ducks, duck heads, duck necks, four pieces of duck… and stewed geese in an iron pot~ sizzle~
I can’t think about it anymore, I can’t control my saliva.
What else could he sell? He didn’t even sell the wild rabbits. He kept them for himself or gave them away.
"Do you want a wild boar?" After searching through them all, Lin Xia found that the wild boar was the only one he didn't need very much.
"Thanks to you, people now generally prefer to eat more domestic pigs. Wild boars are not so valuable anymore." Huo An held back his eyes and said, "If you really want to sell them, 1 each! No matter the size."
"You're really cheating me!" Lin Xia protested, "It was 35,000 yuan before!"
Huo An snorted: "You know it was before, didn't I say that people now prefer to eat home-raised food?"
"Okay~" Lin Xia curled her lips. Forget it. She would use the big wild boar to make meat floss and jerky, and the small wild boar would be made into roasted suckling pig. It was quite delicious the last time.
"By the way, I also have a big python. Do you want its skin?" Lin Xia finally remembered the 4-meter-long python. She would keep the snake meat for herself, but she had no use for the snake skin, so she could sell it!
"How old?" Huo An didn't quite believe Lin Xia anymore. He always felt that what she said was often very different from what he understood!
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