After I got into the drama, I led the plot astray

I smiled and said, "I'm laughing at the fact that you are finally living like a human being."

Gongsun Wen threw the booklet onto the table and said unhappily, "Your ability to curse has improved even more."

I quickly said, "I'm not saying you're not a human being. I'm saying you are a human being. Ugh, what the hell am I talking about?"

"Stop talking. If you keep talking, I'll turn into a monster." Gongsun Wen flicked his sleeves and said, "I'm leaving now. I've wasted too much time here."

I suddenly stood up and asked cautiously, "Do you know where Ankang is?"

Gongsun Wen paused and said, "This is not something you should ask about."

I quickly said, "But I met someone at Wangyue Tower that day who looked exactly like him!"

Gongsun Wen's face changed, but he quickly recovered and said, "There are many people like you in this world. Don't let your imagination run wild. Also, don't go out if you have nothing to do. It's a mess out there."

After Gongsun Wen finished speaking, he left without looking back.

Seeing him walking away, I suddenly remembered that I needed his help with something very important, so I quickly chased after him and shouted, "Come over for dinner tonight. I have something I want to ask you for help with."

Gongsun Wen almost fell to the ground. Every time I asked him for help, it was not a good thing, so after he stood up, he walked faster.

Seeing that Gongsun Wen didn't say anything and ran faster than a rabbit, I quickly shouted, "I took it as your agreement. See you there!"

Go to hell!

Gongsun Wen was so angry that his teeth were itching, but he could do nothing about it, so he just turned away and left.

I went back into the room, sat back at the desk, picked up a biography of Bai Qianqian and continued reading.

There aren't many books about Bai Qian's life. After all, she was stupid for ten years, so there's not much to record. There are only three thin books, but I haven't finished reading them after reading for most of the day.

This ancient writing has no punctuation marks. I had to look for punctuation marks in every sentence. It made me dizzy and my brain could hardly keep up.

After watching to the end, I couldn’t bear it any longer and fell into a deep sleep on the table.

Just as I fell asleep, I saw Li Yan suddenly appear in front of the desk, and I was almost scared to the point of falling off the chair.

Li Yan quickly stepped forward to support me and said, "Even though we haven't seen each other for a long time, you don't have to be so polite to me as soon as we meet, right?"

I coughed a few times and said, "You are a man who is about to become a god. Isn't it right for me to give you a great gift?"

Li Yan laughed loudly and said, "It doesn't matter whether you can become a god or not. I came here today to tell you that this country has too much resentment and has attracted the wrath of heaven. I'm afraid that heaven's punishment will be sent down soon. You have to find a way to protect yourself."

Curse?

I was stunned for a moment. It seemed that the plague in early spring next year was really inevitable.

I was distracted again, so I didn't hear what Li Yan was saying even though he was nagging in my ear.

After Li Yan talked for a long time, seeing that I had no reaction, he couldn't help but stretch out his hand and waved it in front of me. Only then did I come to my senses.

Li Yan looked at me, frowned and said nothing.

I scratched my head sheepishly and said, "I'm always distracted. Sorry, what did you just say?"

Li Yan didn't say anything, but put one hand on the top of my head, which frightened me so much that I trembled and shouted, "What are you going to do?"

Li Yan said unhappily: "Don't make a noise, I won't hurt you."

I had no choice but to slowly close my mouth and stop talking.

After a long while, Li Yan finally let go of his hand and said, "No wonder you are always distracted. You are missing one of your seven souls! When did you lose this soul? I didn't even notice you were missing a soul the last time you mistakenly entered the underworld."

I said blankly: "You ask me, who should I ask?"

Li Yan stroked his chin and thought for a while, then said, "Maybe when you returned from the underworld last time, that soul was left in the underworld. I'll go look for it for you."

After Li Yan finished speaking, he disappeared from the spot with a whoosh!

I quickly said "Hey" and shouted, "You haven't explained the plague clearly yet, why are you running so fast?"

As soon as I finished shouting, I heard Yi Ping's voice next to me: "Second brother, second brother, wake up, why did you fall asleep on the table? What if you catch a cold?"

I quickly opened my eyes and saw Yiping standing in front of me, shaking me nervously, while Zheng Bang was staring at me with his big, bright eyes, blinking.

I lay there for too long, my body felt numb and sore, and I couldn't stand up for a long time.

I hissed, took a deep breath, and said, "How long have I been lying here? My body is stiff?"

Yingchun stood behind Yiping as if she had made a mistake, lowering her head, wringing her hands and saying, "I came in and called the Second Young Master several times but he didn't call you. I didn't dare to move you at will, thinking I would wait for the Third Young Miss to come back before making any plans. Who would have thought that the Third Young Miss would come back only now."

Yiping didn't blame Yingchun, but instead said to me, "Look, I was only out for half a day, and when I came back I saw you ruining your body like this. How can I leave with peace of mind in the future?"

Zheng Bang echoed, not wanting to bother with anything else: "Yes, how can we leave without worry in the future?"

I pushed Zheng Bang in annoyance and said, "Get away from me, little brat."

Before Zheng Bang could speak, Yi Ping angrily said, "I'm talking to you, why are you pushing him?"

Zheng Bang echoed, "Yes, why did you push me?"

Seeing these two people singing the same tune, I said with a slight headache: "Okay, okay, I know I was wrong, and I won't do it again in the future."

After hearing this, Yi Ping's expression eased a little and he said, "Hurry up and get up and move around, and get ready for dinner."

"Yes, it's time for dinner." Zheng Bang followed up.

I stood up with difficulty, shook my hands, and said, "I know, you guys go and prepare the food."

Yi Ping was about to turn around and leave, but I quickly called out, "Hey, Lord Gongsun will be coming over for dinner tonight, so prepare two more dishes."

Yi Ping frowned and said, "It's been a long time since Lord Gongsun came to eat. I thought he would not come. Why is he here again?"

Zheng Bang immediately followed up with, "Why are you here again?"

I looked at Zheng Bang, who was like Yi Ping's follower, and said helplessly, "Don't talk like that in the future. We are just living under someone else's roof. What right do we have to say "again"?"

Yi Ping also realized that he had said something wrong, so he pursed his lips tightly and took Zheng Bang out.

As Zheng Bang walked away, he said, "Don't be afraid, Sister Yiping. If anyone dares to bully you, I'll have my father spank him."

Yi Ping couldn't help but burst out laughing and said, "Okay, you must remember what you said today. I will count on you from now on."

Zheng Bang patted his chest and said, "Of course, a real man should keep his word."

Yiping was very happy, and the two of them walked out talking and laughing.

I used to wonder how Yi Ping, a smart guy, could get together with Zheng Bang, a fool. Zheng Bang is a fool in front of others, but he is not a fool at all in front of Yi Ping! Look how happy he makes Yi Ping.