After I got into the drama, I led the plot astray

Yiping and Ergouzi are usually hardworking people, and they are as thin as monkeys, so they can run easily. But it was difficult for me, shaking more than 200 pounds of fat, it was like walking with a mountain on my back, and I was almost crushed to death.

Finally we escaped into an alley. After making sure that Zheng Yan's men would not catch up with us, the three of us sat on the ground together, exhausted like dogs and sticking out our tongues constantly.

Ergouzi is a beggar and is familiar with every street and alley in the capital, so we are not afraid of getting lost at all.

After resting for a long time, I finally caught my breath. I wiped the sweat off my head and panted and said, "I want to lose weight. I must lose weight."

Er Gouzi glanced at me and said, "You really need to lose weight. You can't even run. It's easy for people to catch you."

Er Gouzi had been chased by many people so he always remained highly alert. If he saw that the road was not right, he would run away.

So my figure is very disgusting in his eyes.

But I can despise myself, but I can't despise others.

So I angrily said: "What are you grabbing? Do you think I am you?"

Yiping saw that I was angry and quickly said, "That's right, it's better to be fatter, it's a blessing."

I......

Could you please stop stabbing me in the chest!!!

Er Gouzi saw me frantic and had to say, "Yes, you are so fat, and you look very rich. You are so lucky, so lucky."

I......

I was too lazy to deal with these two guys, so I struggled to stand up and staggered into the alley.

Er Gouzi saw me leaving and quickly shouted, "A Man, where are you going?"

I said, “I’m going to eat.”

Yiping caught up with me and whispered, "Second sister, the money for dinner may not be enough."

Er Gouzi has sharp ears. He ran over to me and said, "A lot of leftovers are dumped out of the back door of Wangyue Building every day. We can go grab them."

Go grab some leftovers?

I looked up at the sky and felt like crying.

I never thought that I would be reduced to the point of having to snatch food from beggars!

Seeing my disgusted look, Er Gouzi said loudly, "The food at Wangyue Tower is delicious, but there are too many people trying to grab it every day, so it's hard to get one."

I said speechlessly: "Let's go eat noodles."

I can't say that snatching other people's leftovers makes me feel a little disgusted.

When Er Gouzi heard this, he said happily, "Noodles are delicious too. Come on, there's a noodle shop in the alley ahead that's really good. I'll take you there."

Ergouzi took Yiping and me through many twists and turns and finally found an inconspicuous noodle shop deep in an alley.

The shop was very small, with room for only two tables. The tables and stools were too small for me to sit on them. The boss was kind enough to move a stool for me so I could sit at the door to eat.

Yiping and Ergouzi couldn't bear to see me sitting alone at the door, so they also brought noodles and sat on the threshold to eat with me.

The portion of noodles was quite large, but the soup was too light and the noodles were a bit hard to swallow.

I scooped up the noodles and sipped them one by one, while Yiping and Ergouzi ate happily, taking big mouthfuls. The plain noodles seemed to taste like Buddha Jumps Over the Wall.

This alley is right next to Chang'an Avenue. In addition to hearing the hustle and bustle of Chang'an Avenue, you can also see the distinctive half-moon-shaped roof of Wangyue Tower.

After taking a sip of noodles, I said, "I really want to go to Wangyue Tower to eat drunken fish."

Er Gouzi almost spit out the noodles in his mouth. After swallowing them with great difficulty, he said, "Who wouldn't want to? The prerequisite is that you have to have money."

I said, "I have money, but Yiping hid it and wouldn't let me spend it."

Yiping said quickly: "Things in the capital are too expensive. It costs one or two taels of silver to buy a prescription. If I don't hide it for you, what will you do if you get hurt again and don't have money to buy medicine?"

Thank you so much, you still think I’m not hurt enough.

I came here only after Zhao Shengping was dead, and he actually wanted me to die a few more times...

Ergouzi quickly finished the noodles in his bowl, and he looked at the noodles in my bowl eagerly.

I rolled my eyes at him and said, "You are as skinny as a monkey, and you dare to peek at the noodles in the bowl of a fat person like me. Do you have the nerve to do that?"

Er Gouzi said, "Didn't you say you wanted to lose weight? You can't lose weight if you eat too much."

I've been stabbed so many times today that I'm numb.

With a gloomy face, I poured all the noodles into Er Gouzi's bowl and said, "Eat it. You won't die from eating too much."

Er Gouzi happily took the noodles and started eating them in big mouthfuls.

Yiping sighed and said, "Second brother, you haven't eaten much yet, why did you give it all to him?"

I said, "Let him eat, and grow fat so he can keep me company."

Yiping thought about it and felt that what I said made sense, so she held her noodles and said, "Second brother, I'll give you some of mine. I can't finish it."

Before I finished speaking, Er Gouzi quickly said, "Don't give it to me, I can eat it."

I looked at the few noodles left in Yiping's bowl and said, "You eat it. I'm not hungry."

Just as I finished speaking, my stomach growled uncomfortably.

Ergouzi and Yiping looked at me together.

I touched my stomach awkwardly and said, "I'm really not hungry, I just feel a little uncomfortable in my stomach."

Yiping believed it and picked up the noodles to continue eating.

I put down the bowl, leaned against the wall, and suddenly felt a little sad.

Gui Lanting is obviously a smart person. She made Zhao Shengping a useless person, and Zhao Zhenyuan has to thank her.

But to me, the general is undoubtedly a cage, and going back will only mean death.

But if I don't go back, I will be in this strange place. Apart from treating patients, I have no other skills and I can't even support myself.

How about going to the clinic to find a doctor?

But I don’t have any familiar doctors to recommend me, I can’t write traditional Chinese characters, and I can’t even write a prescription. Which doctor would want me?

The only option now is to go to a martial arts school for a few years, learn some martial arts, and after graduation you can open an escort agency or something.

I am strong and have good martial arts skills, so this is the most suitable profession for me.

Just as I was daydreaming, a man stumbled over from the alley. When he ran to us, he glanced at us and hid in the noodle shop.

But when I saw this person's face, I was shocked. Zheng Xian! It was Zheng Xian!

The king of Dayu Kingdom!

Shouldn't he have finished his meal and returned to the palace by now? Why did he run into an alley in such a panic and embarrassment?

Where are his guards?

I haven't seen this on TV either.

At this moment, five or six people holding long sticks, looking ferocious and wearing uniform clothes, rushed into the alley, like guards.

One of them shouted, "Chase him quickly. There is no exit at the end of this alley. We will definitely catch him."

The group of people ran past us quickly.

But not long after, it ran back.

This alley is not big, with houses on both sides. Some people have converted the front houses into shops and run small businesses.

There were only three of us in the whole alley, sitting calmly at the door, watching this group of people running around looking for someone.

After running around the alley for a few times, the group still didn't find the person they were looking for and prepared to leave.