Naruto: The world has misled me a lot!

Konoha, Kato's house.

Kato Makoto had a smile on his face, without any airs of a Hokage. He raised his glass to Suzaku, Ken and his friends and drank it in one gulp.

But this guy Yamanaka Ken, with a wicked smile on his face, pulled out a few plump younger generations of the Akimichi clan from behind him.

"Today is the Hokage's big day, we have to celebrate with him."

After saying that, he rolled up his sleeves, and together with a few young men, he came to Kato Makoto with wine jars to toast him.

"Hokage-sama, we're done, you can do as you please."

The young men were shirtless, with stomachs several times thicker than the jars. They even used the magic of multiplication to grow bigger. They held the jars with both hands and clanged them vigorously, treating them as wine glasses.

Then he turned the empty jar upside down, weighed it twice, and showed off to the guests around him.

"Sir, you are a role model for the young men. You must not lose face."

Yamanaka Ken raised the wine glass in his hand and urged.

Kato Makoto looked at the guests who were cheering and his friends who were looking at him with smiles, and knew that he couldn't not keep them company today.

At noon, because they wanted to welcome Princess Thousand Hands into the house, although they took turns to toast, they were afraid of wasting time, so they just had a simple chat.

Now that it was dark and the etiquette had been completed, there was nothing to worry about.

The young men from the Akimichi clan brought by Yamanaka Ken were obviously not picked randomly. They were big in size and used the doubling technique to cheat. They could drink alcohol faster than water and they came here to get him drunk.

"Master Cheng, today is your wedding day, it won't be impossible, right?"

After getting drunk, these Konoha high-ranking officials who were usually serious in the eyes of the villagers changed into a different appearance. They would kick any stray dogs passing by on the roadside.

"No? Today I'll show you what the boundless sea means!"

Kato Makoto snorted coldly, stretched out his hand, and a jar of wine placed by the wall flew into his hand. He picked it up and drank it.

"it is good……"

This bold and generous spirit drew cheers from everyone.

"These bastards, why did they force him to drink today?"

In the bridal chamber, Tsunade, wearing a white wedding gown, heard the news from Shizune and knew that the situation downstairs would not be over for a while. Her body, which was stiff from tension, instantly relaxed.

The etiquette education she received from a large family since childhood made her impeccable in welcoming and seeing off guests. After returning to the bridal chamber, she also strictly abided by the etiquette.

Just thinking about the sudden appearance of a man called husband in her future life, she felt inexplicably uneasy and didn't know how to face it.

Although she left the ninja school at the age of six and became a leader in the ninja world, those were ninja skills that were about life and death, and were completely different from getting married.

Tsunade was in a mess, and Kato Makoto wouldn't be going upstairs for a while, so she simply asked Shizune to bring up the good wine and food.

I've been so busy these past two days that I felt like my body wasn't my own, and I even ate in a hurry. Now I can finally relax.

"Lady Tsunade, today is your wedding day. Is this a bad idea?"

Nono was taking care of Kabuto next door. After the child fell asleep, Tsunade called her over and she drank sake with him.

Kabuto and a group of kids were secretly drinking at the wedding banquet. When she caught them, his eyes were full of tears and his forehead hit the corner of the table, leaving a big bump. Nono was both angry and distressed.

"Nono, you don't have to call me adult from now on. You have to call me sister, okay?"

Tsunade was holding the wine glass, shaking it, and lifted Nono's chin with a slender jade finger of her right hand, looking very uncouth.

She did not use chakra and true energy to control the erosion of alcohol on her brain, and was already slightly tipsy at the moment.

"I, understand, Tsunade...sister..."

Nono had been in the Root since he was a child, and later spent a long time studying medical ninjutsu in the medical class.

Tsunade was addressed as either "senior" or "adult", but now she had to call her "sister". She was not used to it for a moment and her face turned red with shame, unable to speak.

"That's right. If you have any problems in the future, I will protect you."

Tsunade drunkenly raised her wine glass and drank it all in one gulp.

In the late night, Kato Makoto opened the door of the bridal chamber and saw the table filled with wine bottles and empty plates. Tsunade and Nono were lying on the table, drooling and sleeping soundly.

The corners of his mouth curled up, and his body blurred and split into two people. He walked forward, one picked up Nono and went to the next room, and the other picked up Tsunade.

The gentle movement still woke up the blonde princess.

"You're back."

The eyelashes that curved into a beautiful arc trembled with the eyelids, the jeweled hairpins on the moist golden bun sparkled under the warm light, and the blonde beauty placed one hand on Kato Makoto's chest.

"Well, these guys wanted to get me drunk and leave you alone in the empty room. That's so naive."

Since they used the doubling technique to cheat, it’s no wonder that Kato Makoto used his true energy to refine the alcohol and teach them a lesson.

Tsunade's face showed shame at his words. She looked at the bed getting closer and closer in the corner of her eye, and it felt like all the bones in her body were pulled out.

"Tsunade, it's time to rest."

Kato Makoto put the blonde princess on the bed, and the jade hand that was pinching his arm tightened and loosened, then turned around, stretched out, and pressed against his cheek, stroking it gently.

He leaned down, and after a while of hesitating, in the dim light, a charming and lazy hum sounded from his breath like orchid.

"Go and turn off the lights."

……

Early the next morning.

Kato Makoto was awakened by a gentle knock on the door. He looked down and saw a large patch of snow. He then carefully moved Tsunade, who was lying on his chest, to the side.

"You should get some more sleep. You should come to see me."

Tsunade's trembling eyes had long betrayed her true nature of pretending to be asleep. Kato Makoto pecked her blushing cheek, put on his clothes and walked out.

"What happened?"

The one knocking on the door was Terai. Before the wedding, Kato Makoto had instructed that if anything happened today, they should ask Suzaku to handle it first, and not to disturb unless it was a military or national affair.

Given Terai's respect for him, he would never disobey his orders.

The Water Kingdom has been devastated, the Wind Kingdom is suppressed by Ye Cang, so is it the Earth Kingdom or the Thunder Kingdom?

"Hokage-sama, the Land of Lightning attacked the Land of Frost the day before yesterday, and occupied the entire territory of Frost yesterday."

Terai did not dare to delay and immediately handed the highest-level intelligence he had prepared to Kato Makoto.

"The fourth generation Ai knows how to choose the time."

Kato Makoto took the scroll, unsealed it, and quickly scanned the information content, feeling even more unhappy.

It was obvious that this group of barbarians took advantage of his wedding day and attacked him with premeditation.

"Go and invite the elders to the Hokage building and inform the village higher-ups that I need to hold a meeting."

Terai took the order and left immediately. Kato Makoto went downstairs and knew that several people upstairs were still sleeping. He had a quick breakfast and left.

He moved quickly, and Terai notified the people even faster than him. When he walked into the conference room, his teacher Danzo, the Sandaime, and two other elders were all there, as well as Uchiha Fugaku, Nara Suzaku, Yamanaka Ken and others had also arrived.

However, Sarutobi Shinnosuke, who had been dismissed from his post, also came shamelessly. Kato Makoto did not chase him away because he came to congratulate him last night, and besides, this man could still be used for matters concerning the Land of Hot Springs.

"The Thunder Nation suddenly invaded the Frost Nation and is approaching the Soup Nation. What do you think?"

Kato Makoto asked Suzaku to pass a copy of the information to everyone, and after everyone had read it, he asked.