Genshin Impact: Our journey will never end

Mondplatz

Under the Statue of Wind God

A green-hatted bard is singing here

If you ask who this person is, of course it is the best bard in the world - Wendy. There is no song in Teyvat that he can't sing.

The poet's melodious voice rang out.

"Ah~ If I turn into water and return to the path

Make the hometown as fresh as before

Ah~ Mother, can you forgive me?

Tracing back to the four seasons

Leading the sound of nature

Wherever he passed, all waste was revived.

It also fills the heart with love.

... "

At this time, a blonde traveler and her white companion happened to come to Mondstadt

"Ying, listen, it's the street singer singing, and it's Furninna's song." Paimon pulled Ying's sleeve and ran towards Mond Square.

Ying smiled dotingly, hugged Paimeng in her arms, and silently said in her heart: "Teleport"

Are you kidding? Only a fool would run over there. I’ll just teleport!

...

Seven Elements Loading

...

With a whoosh

The two teleported to the teleportation anchor point near Mond Square

At this moment, a loud voice came.

"Ahhhh, Lord Barbatos, I am your dog!"

Paimon looked in the direction of the voice and saw a man wearing a black base shirt and white overalls.

Not to mention the man's attire, he looked completely unkempt, with an untidy beard, and most importantly, he reeked of alcohol.

Barbara, the president of the Barbatos Fan Club, is ready for battle with a Sky AK in hand.

As long as he dares to do anything wrong, let him taste the power of AK.

Lord Barbatos may forgive you, but my Sky AK will not (from the girl's fluttering murderous intent).

As the song reached its climax, countless Mond people and dogs shouted the name of Barbatos. At this moment, the faith in the God of Wind reached its peak.

[Ding! Paimon uploaded a photo]

[Keqing:? ? ? 】

[Kaeya: So you guys are here too, did you hear what I said?]

[Ying: That's right. As soon as I arrived at the square, someone shouted, "Master Barbatos, I am your dog!"]

[Klee: Is Lord Barbatos singing? Klee really wants to listen, but Xumi is also very interesting. Lannaro accompanies Klee every day.]

[Paimon: That’s not the point! Barbara’s eyes are the point, holding an AK, with red eyes! ]

[Jin: Barbara, drop that weapon quickly]

[Barbara (red eyes): Lord Barbatos may forgive him, but I won't! ]

[Sugar: Uh… that guy didn’t seem to do anything. Apart from his weird outfit and voice, he just watched the show quietly.]

Barbara: Oh, sorry, I... I was so excited.

[Navia: I’m very curious about what kind of concert could be so crazy]

[Paimeng: The street singer is singing “Light Ripples”, but he is singing in a female voice]

[Tevarin: Humph, I knew it a long time ago. Barbatos has always been a woman.]

[Hu Tao: If you say so, Zhongli also appeared as a woman before, so the Seven Gods are all women.]

【Wendy: Hey, hey, hey, where did this wild history come from? It’s really wild. Don’t I know whether I am a man or a woman?】

[Ying: I thought you would say this. I am a man or a woman, Tevarin, don't you know? ]

[Alice (disgusted): Eh! I have goosebumps.]

[Xiao Palace: Ms. Alice has been very active recently]

[Alice: I'm not the only one at the border. I'm on vacation.]

[Paimon: Search the dead inside! ]

[Ding! Let's take a break today and not do anything exciting]

[Yaejinko: Lord Palace Master, I like exciting things the most.]

[Alice: Little fox, you seem to be in pain]

[Yae Shenzi: I’m kidding, I’m super brave]

[Ying: Damn it! Let’s just be normal.]

[Paimon: That’s right! Ying is a bit of a scumbag in human nature, and the Son of God is a bit of a human in scumbag nature.]

【fluorescent:? ? ? 】

[Yatae Shenzi:! ! ! 】

[Shadow: You deserve it]

[Ding! Next, let’s take a look at the stories between the CVs "Wang Xiaomei scolds Xiao Shangxian"]

【Ganyu: Eh? I scolded the Great Sage?】

【elf:….】

[Ganyu: Sorry, my name is Ganyu, not Wang Xiaomei]

[Paimeng: You can call me Coconut Sheep, or Wang Xiaomei, but not Ganyu]

【Ganyu: Eh? 】

[Wendy: Is Miss Ganyu going to rebel? ]

[Keqing: Ganyu is a half-immortal, and has a very good relationship with those immortals]

[Xiaogong: The point is the CV! Not Ganyu herself]

[Ganyu: That’s not surprising, that’s not surprising]

【System: Then let’s start】

...

A whiteboard with artistic signatures of several CVs

They are: Xiao Gan, Ding Ding Zhu (Cocoa), Xiao N, Hua Ling, Kinsen, and Du Ming Ya.

At this moment, a slender finger appeared in the field of vision, pointing at Kinsen's name and cursing: "Kinsen, don't come tomorrow."

"I was preparing at the company today, and when I was signing our collective autograph plate, I saw a person named Kinsen."

In order to avoid making a mistake, our sister Susu lowered her head again to confirm that the person was indeed Kinsen.

"Kinsen, don't come tomorrow. You signed on my seat. Do you know that this seat is mine? Do you know that this seat is mine?

Why don't you look at who is on your left and right?"

[Paimon: The next day, Kinsen stepped into the company with his left foot and was fired]

[Xiaogong: Is it so miserable? ]

[Linnet: Who is this Ding Ding Zhu? ]

[System: Is there a possibility that people call it cocoa flavor? ]

[Linette: Oh, sorry, her handwriting is too confusing]

[Ying: According to what we know, Hua Ling is the CV of Klee and Narcida, and Lao Du is the CV of Ningguang and Shenzi. In other words, Xiao also wants to play Klee on the left and Ningguang on the right? 】

[System: Tip: Kinsen has another child, his name is Chongyun]

[Paimeng: Oh, Chongyun, what do you think? ]

【Chongyun: Me? Of course I'll just sit and watch. How can we, the people of Ningguang, get involved?】

【Qin: Who is this Xiaogan? 】

[Paimon: I know this! It's Sucrose and Navia! ]

[Kaeya: That's not right, why is Miss Keqing not here? ]

[Paimon: Because they are not in the same company, the bosses are Benbenwan and Susu, that is, Zhongli and Qin]

[Ding! Next, let’s take stock of the work that the Genshin Impact CV has taken privately! ]

[Sugar: Taking jobs privately? Our Captain Kaeya often does this.]

[Kaeya: Oh, I feel a little embarrassed about what I said.]

[Qin: Kaeya, have you finished your work? Klee is in Xumi, you should be free during this period. I want to see the report tonight.]

[Kaeya: Klee, Brother Kaiya misses you very much. Please come back soon. Brother Kaiya misses the days when we fried fish together.]

[Klee: Don't worry, Brother Kaeya, Klee will come back! ]

【Ding! Video continues]

...

The head of the Wangsheng Hall, Hu Tao (Tao Dian): The 77th head of the Wangsheng Hall is me, Hu Tao!

[Chanel No. 1 Red Camellia Series, foresee the beauty of the future! ]

...

Ye Lan (Xu Hui): Hello traveler, just call me Ye Lan

[Youthful and radiant, see it at a glance, the new Lancome Illuminating Eye Cream]

...

Keqing (Xie Ying): I am Keqing, the Jade Balance among the Seven Stars of Liyue

[KFC’s chicken wings bucket has remained at 39 yuan for ten years]

...

Kujo Sara (Yang Menglu): My name is Kujo Sara

[Chando Snow Skin Care Essence, you are already beautiful]

【TikTok, record your beautiful life】

[Safeguard, cleans well and provides 12 hours of long-lasting protection]

...

Kamisato Ayato (Zhao Lu): Head of the Kamisato Family

【Master Kong’s Old-style Pickled Cabbage Beef Noodles, Double Enjoyment Bucket with Braised Eggs! 】

...

Kaeya of the Knights of Favonius (Sun Ye)

【If you are afraid of getting angry, drink Wanglaoji! 】

[Uni-President Old-Style Pickled Cabbage Beef Noodles, this sour and refreshing, it’s authentic! ]

[KFC: Crazy Thursday, original chicken for 2.99 yuan, Crazy Thursday, original chicken for 2.99 yuan]

[Spicy deliciousness, paired with ice-cold Sprite, so cool, ice and fire stimulation]

[Bloating, indigestion, always have Jiangzhong brand stomach-strengthening and digestion-promoting tablets]

【Close to nature, Uni-President Green Tea】

【Catch the rainbow, eat the rainbow】

[Use Kangenbei Enteritis Ning Tablets for diarrhea]

[It’s right to have you, let’s go together this summer (Coca-Cola; no one can stop me, there’s nothing better than this feeling]

[Pizza Hut spicy crayfish pizza, easy to make]

[Sweat to replenish salt, drink the words of the sea]

【

...

Chongyun, Xiao (kinsen):

[Look carefully, this man is called Xiao Shuai! ]

...

Coral Palace Heart Sea (Turtle Lady)

【For a happy dinner or gathering, we need Coca-Cola】

...

Alice, Candice (Zhang Qi)

【Choose Pariti for authentic charcoal grill】

...

Leosli, Ruotu Dragon King (Liu Beichen)

[Master Kong's pickled cabbage is so delicious, just one bowl of noodles, pickled cabbage beef noodles]

...

[Paimon: Kaeya, this is too much! How many private jobs has he taken?]

[Hu Tao: My CV and Ye Lan’s endorsements are cosmetics, right? Wait, what the hell is this Xiao Shuai?]

【Chongyun: Look carefully, this boy is called Xiaoshuai! 】

【elf:….】

[Kaia: It feels like that]

[Qin: I have to ask someone to check if our cavalry captain has taken any jobs privately.]

[Alice: I don’t think Kaeya would do that, because Teyvat currently doesn’t have this kind of publicity method, and even if it does, it would cost a huge amount of money.]

[Keli: Mom, is that charcoal grilled food delicious? ]

[Alice: Uh... Mom hasn’t eaten it either]

[Yae Miko: Our Sara's CV has a lot of endorsements privately. I think Sara is a good candidate for Alice's previous idol project.]

[Paimeng: Are there so many people at this KFC and Master Kong? ]

[Keli: KFC is not delicious. I don’t want to eat it again after eating it once.]

[Paimon: Let’s move on to the next step quickly]

[Ding! Next, enjoy the song Genshin Impact HoYOFair "A Floating Life"]