Genshin Impact: Our journey will never end
Chapter 12 A straight shot defeats Tsundere
Wanmintang
At this moment, two energetic young men outside were looking at Shen He, and one of them said, "You know what I want to say, right?"
Another man nodded. "I know it well. Even delicious food tastes bland when family is around."
"I want her contact information more than the menu. How about you go and ask her?"
[Ying: ??? What are these people talking about! They are talking about my woman in front of me! Uncle can tolerate it, but Auntie can’t.]
[Keqing: As the saying goes, a gentleman loves a beautiful lady. Miss Shen He is so outstanding, it is normal for a few people to come to her because of her reputation.]
[Alice: This is called beauty is a feast to the eyes]
[Paimon: Based on my understanding of Shen He, if she heard these words in the past, she would grab their heads and bang them on the ground three times. Now, she should choose to ignore them.]
[Wen Liu: Ahem, how could we possibly be interested in the lover of Liyue’s great hero? We are young people with aspirations who are flying their dreams on the streets on New Year’s Eve! ]
[Yan Fei: Serious nonsense, I have heard this kind of excuse many times]
[Wen Liu: Lawyer Yan Fei, we are young people with aspirations who are about to realize our ideals on the streets on New Year's Eve, and you have framed us without any evidence. You are killing our ideals. I demand! An apology to us immediately!]
[Kaeya: Barbatos calls me an expert! ]
[Yan Fei: Hey, Mr. Liu, I have a lot of case files about you.]
[Qing Ji: Lawyer Yan Fei, I am not familiar with him. His head was caught by a door or a large iron door.]
[Yae Shenzi: Oh, your circle is so chaotic]
[Shen He: …. Ying, Master Mao has paid us. Let’s go to the Lantern Festival together this year, along with Master.]
【Xianyun: Forget it, you two can go, I won’t go with you】
[Paimon: The Lantern Festival is just a few days away, I'm going to prepare a surprise for Ying! ]
...
While the two were still discussing, Shen He came over and asked, "What would you like to eat?"
Qing Ji tried to attract Shen He's attention by pretending to be very handsome: "Hello, Miss. I don't know whether you agree or not—"
Shen He walked forward and said in a somewhat cold tone: "What would you like to eat?"
A cold feeling of oppression instantly hit him, and Wen Liu forgot about chatting up someone at this moment, and quickly said, "Two portions of Mora meat, pack them up and take them away. We'll take our leave first."
Master Mao carried two portions of Mora meat, looked at the two people who were leaving, and muttered, "I've paid for it, but you don't want the food anymore?"
Just then, the woman and the hoeing duo came over.
"Shenhe——!" Paimon shouted.
"Welcome. Long time no see. What would you like to eat?"
"Don't say the lines of welcoming customers and greeting at the same time!" Paimon put his hands on his hips helplessly.
Ying: "Long time no see, Shenhe."
[Kaeya: She changed her face immediately. When she saw those two people, she wanted to freeze them to death. But when she saw the traveler, she turned into a good girl.]
[Yae Shenzi: I heard from Paimon that the master and the apprentice have the same CV. I think I am one of them.]
[Alice: Large-scale Split Live]
[Xianyun: This shows that Shen He and I have a connection! It is only right that I accept him as my disciple.]
[Coral Palace Heart Sea: With two immortal disciples in charge, there is no need to worry about the prosperity of Wanmin Hall]
[Ying: My Shen He has lost a lot of weight recently. I want to help her eat her way back to health.]
[Kumi: I will never have a body like this in my lifetime. I... can't do anything.]
[System: Identity is correct, password is correct, logging in from a different location]
...
Shen He also noticed the elegant woman beside Ying.
Paimon introduced: "This is Miss Xianyun!"
Shen He: "...Master?"
Paimeng and Ying on the side were shocked. Before they started introducing themselves, Shen He recognized Master Liuyun.
“Hehe, I don’t think you’ve ever seen me like this. How come you can reveal my identity with just one sentence?” Xianyun was a little curious.
Shen He explained: "We have been together day and night for more than ten years. No matter what Master looks like, I can recognize him."
Xianyun said nothing at this moment, tears welled up in his eyes, but he held them back in order to maintain his status as an immortal.
[Xiao Palace: Master Liuyun is about to drop a little pearl]
[Charlotte: I’ll do it! I’ve already thought of a title. The Liyue Immortal Liuyun Zhenjun can’t stop crying. Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality?]
[Ningguang: Upon closer inspection, Shen He and Master Liuyun are surprisingly similar.]
[Seno: Because they are the same person]
[Kaia: Can I understand Shen He's words as: Master, I would recognize you even if you turned into ashes]
[Alice: Since ancient times, straight-forward people have always been better than arrogant people. Let’s start caring for empty-nest old birds with you and him.]
...
"What's wrong, Master?"
"It's okay. I saw your letter and learned that you were working in Liyue Harbor, so I came to visit."
Paimon added: "Come and have some delicious food while you're at it!"
Shen He said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I'm working. I'm afraid I can't stay long."
At this moment, a level 99 wingman appeared. Yes, he was Master Mao!
"Aren't these the Traveler and Paimon? Are you here to look for Shen He? Shen He, it's not time for dinner yet, so there aren't many customers. I can serve them. You can sit down and chat with your friends first, and you can come and help when there are more people." Master Mao took care of him considerately.
...
The four of them sat down one after another.
"As I expected, the head of Wanmin Hall is indeed a reasonable person. But working here, you will inevitably have to deal with all kinds of people. Shen He, can you handle it?"
Shen He nodded, "I think so. Sometimes I meet strange people, but I can handle them properly."
Paimon asked curiously, "Shenhe, what do you mean by properly handling it?"
Shen He explained seriously: "Talk to them about reason first. If they don't listen, show them your fists, and then they will take the initiative to talk to me about reason."
[Kaiya: "Proper Handling" and "Convincing People with Reason"]
[Chongyun: It’s okay. I’m with my aunt. I’ll take care of the troubles.]
[Elhaisen: I strongly agree]
[Yae Shenzi: Talking to you rationally - I just beat you up, not talking to you rationally - Beating you up while talking to you rationally - Seemingly talking to you rationally but actually beating you up - I am the rationale - I create the rationale]
[Kaia: Give him a reason he can't refuse]
[Paimon: Shenzi, you said it very well. Don’t say it next time. I’m afraid Shen He will learn bad things.]
...
"That's great. It seems like you have integrated well into human society. I can rest assured now."
"Where's the Master? Is everything okay?"
Xianyun crossed his arms and said, "I am fine! Even if you don't go back to Aozang Mountain, I can live a carefree life by myself."
Although Shen He didn't understand, he still nodded in agreement.
"Hmph...Hmph!" Seeing that Shen He didn't understand the sarcasm, Zhenjun Liuyun became a little angry, as if he was getting angry if Shen He didn't coax him.
Seeing the awkward situation, Ying said, "In fact, Master Liuyun still misses you guys very much."
Shen He: "I miss Master too. Although I've been very busy with work recently, I've discussed with Mr. Mao that I'll go back to Ozang Mountain to visit Master in a few days."
"Is this true?" True Lord Liuyun was a little surprised, but in order to maintain his tsundere personality, he said stubbornly: "Next time, remember to explain it in the letter, don't hide it."
What I mean is, if you told me in advance, I would be happy for several days!
"By the way, Master, have you met Senior Sister Ganyu during your visit to Liyue Harbor?"
Xianyun nodded: "She is as busy with work as you are. I will leave after exchanging a few pleasantries."
Paimon: "Ganyu told us the origin of the name [Retain Clouds and Borrow the Wind], and then I knew that the Immortal Lord was such a powerful immortal in the past!"
Shen He thought for a moment and said, "I see. In that case, let me tell you a story about my master."
Xianyun was stunned. Why did these words sound familiar?
"Any questions, Master? I think this is a good topic."
Xianyun explained, "It's just that I was caught off guard. But it's okay. Let me see how much of my chatting skills you have learned."
[Kaiya: "Chatting Skills", the disciple is better than the master]
[Paimeng: Shen He has learned the essence of Master Liu Yun! ]
【Xiangling: That’s what Tiangang said, right?】
[Xiao Palace: Master Liuyun: Oh no, she got there first! ]
[Keqing: From now on, it seems that Zhenjun is better than Ganyu, and Shenhe is better than Master]
[Yae Kamiko: The character of tsundere is quite likable. I remember Eula from Mondstadt was also a tsundere.]
[Eula: Humph! You dare to call me a tsundere? I'll remember this grudge.]
[Amber: But Eula, you are a tsundere.]
【Cole: That’s right.】
[Eula: You guys, I will remember this grudge for the rest of my life]
[Albedo: I can’t understand…]
...
"I remember that Master once competed with True Lord Xieyue Zhuyang in speed. After True Lord Xieyue lost, he thought that Master was good at flying and had a natural advantage in the competition. Master then said that he could give up flying and only use magic weapons to compete with him. True Lord Xieyue readily agreed, and on the day of the competition, Master took out a magic weapon that no one had ever seen before."
"A kind of iron mechanical car, I think it's called [Electric Drive Two-Wheeled Flying Car]..."
Xianyun corrected him, "It's the Lightning Two-Wheeled Flying Machine. This is my masterpiece that took me 49 days to make. It only needs to be injected with immortal power to travel thousands of miles a day. How can Xueyue Zhuyang be my opponent? Even if he runs with all four legs, he can only barely keep up with me."
"It's a pity that the electric two-wheeled speeder is not good at dealing with hills. It flipped over before the finish line. It was just a little bit away from the finish line. It's really a pity... Please continue."
Shen He: "Master, you have just finished speaking."
[Alice: Why does this thing sound like an electric car, but also a bit like a motorcycle]
[Master Liuyun: That is an electric two-wheeled flying machine, not a motorcycle or electric car.]
[Paimon: The God of Cars of Mount Ozang! It's just a God of Cars that flipped over. This can be regarded as the dark history of Master Liuyun. Ganyu is indeed the disciple of Master Liuyun. She actually inherited this skill perfectly.]
[Ying: I remember that Zetsuki Tsuyo is a deer, isn't he a fortune teller? Flying doesn't seem to be suitable for him.]
[Xue Yue Zhu Yang: It is normal for an immortal to be able to fly on clouds, right? I just don’t want to compete with her.]
[Yae Shenzi: I understand! I let her win on purpose in order to take care of Master Liuyun and prevent her from crying loudly after losing.]
[Master Liuyun: Haha, let’s compete again. You are all witnesses. This time I will make sure you are convinced.]
[Xie Yue Zhu Yang: I am too lazy to compete with you]
...
"Really? Well, anyway, during the time you were away from the mountain, there were fewer spectators in Ao Zang Mountain, and I am no longer interested in competing with those old guys."
Shen He: "Master, are you feeling lonely?"
Xianyun snorted coldly: "At my age, I have witnessed countless lives. Just chatting with me, I can talk for days and nights without stopping. How can I feel lonely? This is nonsense!"
Paimeng looked helpless. This woman was really arrogant.
Xianyun saw Paimeng's expression and asked, "What are you doing? Why do you look like that?"
Paimeng said quickly: "Just now when I heard Ganyu say that you can call the wind and rain, I began to respect you unconsciously. When you open your mouth to speak, it feels like you have become the familiar fairy bird again. I am a little confused, who is the real Master Liuyunjiefeng."
What I mean is, can't you just be mute like the yellow-haired guy next to me?
He is good-looking, but unfortunately he has a talking mouth.
Shen He thought for a moment and said, "To me, both of them are masters. One is a master who is loved by others, and the other is a master I like."
"Ha, they are all like this, picking out nice words to fool me. They praise me to the skies, but they are unwilling to stay in Aozang Mountain for a long time. But what you just said is not a problem. I am just like this: I do nothing and have no rules. I am free and easy. I do whatever I want to do and say whatever I want to say, without the need for others to judge me."
Paimeng couldn't help but sigh that this guy, Master Liuyun, was so proud of himself after being praised by his disciple.
More and more people came into the store. After Shen He said goodbye to Zhenjun, he went to help Master Mao. Taking this opportunity, Paimeng also ordered a lot of delicious food in one go.
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