The wife is crazy!
Chapter 167: Help me, I hurt my waist
Xu Zheng kicked her in disgust and yelled at them for being idiots and saying their brains were useless.
"The first day was just a show of force. On the second day, she would definitely think that we no longer believed in her. Then she would show up on time at the training grounds just to catch us by the hair and punish us."
"We won't let her have her way. We'll go there early today."
Lan Wei nodded. She felt that what Xu Zheng said made sense.
Gongsun Yan turned over impatiently, pulled the quilt over herself, and waved at the two of them.
"Get lost, go ahead, go ahead if you want to go, I won't go and be made a fool of myself!"
In the end, Xu Zheng and Lan Wei went anyway. Of course, there were quite a few people who went with them, and it was obvious that many people had the same idea as Xu Zheng.
Everyone went there confident of victory, but came back dejected and shivering in the cold wind.
There was not even a trace of Jiang Tang.
They were deceived again!!
What’s even more infuriating is that when I come back, I have to endure the ridicule of the rest of the people. The pointing and mocking voices of the other side echo throughout the entire military camp.
Everyone was so embarrassed that their faces turned red.
So when Ling Yu came over at noon and conveyed Jiang Tang's order, everyone's faces looked extremely ugly.
"The commander has ordered: gather at the beginning of the morning hour tomorrow, and there must be no delay!"
Before Ling Yu finished speaking, the people below all let out a collective "whoosh" and left in twos and threes, waving their sleeves. It was obvious that they no longer wanted to play with Jiang Tang.
Ling Yu raised his eyebrows, moved the corners of his mouth silently, rolled his eyes, and turned away.
Jiang Mansion——
Jiang Tang half-closed her eyes, lying contentedly in a recliner in black and white clothes, her ponytail swaying gently as the recliner swayed.
The warm sunshine shining on my body seems to warm my heart.
Ling Yu disliked the glare of the sun and squatted in the shadow beside Jiang Tang.
"Master, are you going tomorrow? I have a feeling they probably won't be fooled again."
Jiang Tang sneered.
He raised his arms behind his head, and the sleeves on both sides slid down and hit Ling Yu's face.
Ling Yu pouted and put his sleeve next to Jiang Tang.
"No, there are too many people!" Jiang Tang said.
Ling Yu blinked in confusion. She often felt anxious and confused because she couldn't understand what her master said.
Jiang Tang suddenly made a "tsk" sound, raised his eyes and glanced at the squatting Ling Yu.
"Get up, stop squatting next to me like a dog!"
A running dog that was strolling not far away suddenly pricked up its ears and ran over with its short legs, knocking over a feather duster that was used to catch insects and eating it.
He squatted beside Ling Yu and wagged his tail excitedly.
Call me?
The man and the dog, both squatting in the same position, looked at Jiang Tang with their big cute eyes.
Jiang Tang: “…………”
Aren't these two sisters?
Jiang Youbai walked in from the gate with his head lowered, reading a book with great interest.
When he stepped over the threshold, his eyes didn't move from the book at all. In the past, he would even pounce on Jiang Tang and make a fuss, but today he just walked past the recliner as if he didn't see him.
He didn't raise his head or move his eyes away the whole time.
What kind of book is this? So serious!
'Pah-pah-pah!'
Jiang Youbai's tears fell one by one. Before Jiang Tang could make any move, Xiaobai turned over two pages and suddenly laughed happily again.
Jiang Tang'………………'
You must be sick...
Jiang Tang raised his hand and sucked the book into his palm. Before Jiang Tang looked down, he saw Jiang Youbai rushing towards him with his fur standing on end.
"Snapped!"
Jiang Youbai had Jiang Tang's hand pressed against his forehead, with an arm's length away from him. Even though the little guy had his head pressed against his, he still flapped his arms vigorously.
But, it didn't work at all.
"My dear wife, give me back the book!"
Under Jiang Tang's palm, Xiaobai's crystal clear deer eyes were filled with anger, and his little face was puffed up and he bared his teeth at Jiang Tang.
"Why are you panicking? Let me see what book it is and I'll return it to you!"
Suddenly, Jiang Tang's expression became somewhat indescribable. She squinted her eyes, staring at the book in her hand, and read aloud a passage from the book.
"The woman was so scared that she trembled and knelt on the ground begging for the man's forgiveness. The man smiled evilly and said: Yesterday, you ignored me, but today, you can't afford me."
"The man embraced women left and right, changing beauties in his arms again and again...but his wife could only kneel on the ground, begging for mercy..."
"Snapped--"
Jiang Tang slammed the book shut and grabbed the collar of someone who was trying to escape. Xiaobai was lifted up high and could only turn his head and blinked his eyes in confusion as he asked.
"Is something wrong?"
Jiang Tang asked coldly with a sullen face.
"Mo Yuansheng gave it to you?"
"Ah..." Xiaobai shamelessly sold out his brother.
"Don't look at this broken thing anymore, stay away from Mo Yuansheng, and don't play with him!"
You are just learning no good things day by day.
Jiang Tang raised his foot and kicked Xiaobai on the butt as if jokingly. Xiaobai was caught off guard and staggered.
He pouted and covered his kicked butt, walking into the house muttering to himself.
“Stinky Jiang Tang! When I become powerful, I will make you bow down to me and kneel down to beg for my insignificant charity!!”
Ling Yu held onto the edge of the recliner and watched the whole thing.
"Master, you kicked me so softly! You should kick me harder!"
The little kids hiding under the eaves couldn't help but twitch their lips, and were whispering that Lord Shura was not in good shape.
It turned out to be true.
Jiang Tang smiled as he grabbed Ling Yu's collar and dragged the burly woman out the door.
Ling Yu: "???"
When he reached the gate, he kicked Ling Yu hard on the butt and sent him away.
With a "bang!", the door closed.
Ling Yu was kicked far away, and just as someone passed by, the two of them collided heavily.
In an upward and downward position.
Qiyue looked at the woman under her with horror on her face, while Lingyu stood there with dead eyes wide open, motionless.
Qiyue lay on top of Ling Yu and asked loudly.
"Why is it you? You're deliberately taking revenge on me! You even thought of launching an airstrike!"
Ling Yu's mouth twitched speechlessly, and the scar on his face trembled, revealing a bit of ferocity.
July was so scared that she shrank her neck.
"Air raid your mother! Get up here right now!"
Qiyue hurriedly climbed up from Ling Yu, stepped back several steps, and looked at Ling Yu lying motionless on the ground with a wary look on her face.
Ling Yu raised his arms tremblingly and shouted weakly.
"Help me up, I sprained my waist..."
July"………………"
Because Qiyue was too thin, it took a lot of effort to pull Lingyu up, and she cursed inwardly:
"It's damn heavy! Did the big guy grow up eating tiger meat?"
Ling Yu has a strong body, with well-developed chest, abdominal and gluteal muscles, which are the result of practicing martial arts and eating big meals every day since he was a child.
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